Grandma Candy
@grandmacandy.bsky.social
You’ll never find me at the bottom of your bag until I’m sticky and covered in lint.
I know you miss ol’ granny, but she’ll be there where you least expect it! In those still, quiet moments alone, or when shaking out your winter boots and realizing I was dropped when you cleaned out your purse last.
June 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I know you miss ol’ granny, but she’ll be there where you least expect it! In those still, quiet moments alone, or when shaking out your winter boots and realizing I was dropped when you cleaned out your purse last.
Mayyyybe you should switch to lifesavers.
March 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Mayyyybe you should switch to lifesavers.
This is propaganda.
March 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is propaganda.
This is a hate crime.
March 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is a hate crime.
Sometimes I miss my old friends, the TasteTations. They were ahead of their time and under appreciated.
March 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sometimes I miss my old friends, the TasteTations. They were ahead of their time and under appreciated.
Mysteriously vanish for awhile like Agatha Christie.
March 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Mysteriously vanish for awhile like Agatha Christie.
In my long history I have seen brands come and go. Andy was always.. well, different. Differently different. Chester Cheeto would even fw this man.
March 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In my long history I have seen brands come and go. Andy was always.. well, different. Differently different. Chester Cheeto would even fw this man.
A grandma leaves no hungry soul behind!
March 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A grandma leaves no hungry soul behind!
Is that the mouth you use to talk to your grandma?!
March 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Is that the mouth you use to talk to your grandma?!
It’d be doing better with a nice piece of hard candy!
March 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’d be doing better with a nice piece of hard candy!
Happy birthday! Grandma loves you!
March 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy birthday! Grandma loves you!
Face down ass up, that’s my little buttercup. Grandma loves you!
March 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Face down ass up, that’s my little buttercup. Grandma loves you!
I’m almost two centuries old but even I know not to say shit when there’s an unknown number in the group chat.
March 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m almost two centuries old but even I know not to say shit when there’s an unknown number in the group chat.
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I chug my coffee. I feel less wack.
I read my emails. I send emails back.
I hop on bluesky. I make some pitches.
I get no likes. I get no bitches.
I read my emails. I send emails back.
I hop on bluesky. I make some pitches.
I get no likes. I get no bitches.
March 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I chug my coffee. I feel less wack.
I read my emails. I send emails back.
I hop on bluesky. I make some pitches.
I get no likes. I get no bitches.
I read my emails. I send emails back.
I hop on bluesky. I make some pitches.
I get no likes. I get no bitches.
Cherry Sours? Boy howdy do I!
March 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Cherry Sours? Boy howdy do I!
I just love how adventurous food has become over the past century and a half. It warms my gooey center heart.
March 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I just love how adventurous food has become over the past century and a half. It warms my gooey center heart.
Sounds like someone needs a Wurthers Original.
March 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sounds like someone needs a Wurthers Original.
Bono’s looking a little rough these days.
March 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Bono’s looking a little rough these days.
Diagonally or in four triangles.
March 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Diagonally or in four triangles.
I was touched when he said, “I’m about to loose my mind up in here, up in here.” I too understand, Mr. DMX.
March 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I was touched when he said, “I’m about to loose my mind up in here, up in here.” I too understand, Mr. DMX.
I don’t have any acid, but I do have these bad boys.
March 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I don’t have any acid, but I do have these bad boys.
If you’d like to throw a little sugar on that I recommend old fashioned potato candy!
March 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you’d like to throw a little sugar on that I recommend old fashioned potato candy!