Granola
@granolarat.bsky.social
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Back in my arrow era 🎧🎵
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To bounce my own thoughts around in a fucking echo chamber (cage sponsored by big tech, that owns/monetize your data)
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Don't worry about censorship at that point... People dont even want to talk about anything anymore.

The loneliness epidemic can really seem self-made sometimes.

Not to rag on anyone, im guilty of being reclusive myself. But it would feel a lot better talking to somebody, than to use AI
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You know what to do.
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Support your local libraries.
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And the shitty stereotypes that float around with it
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I hate how body height is viewed in this world.
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Im teaching the local squirrels how to swear.
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Big o, BIG O, big 0 big -
😵‍💫….😵‍💫
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Ever get those moments in real life where it feels like Double XP is on?
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If you hear skittering in your kitchen at 3am, it's me. My cryptid ass is probably drinking your sprite, and nibbling frozen chicken nuggies.

Im a midnight munchy monster tbh... me and my sleep paralysis demon, posted up,

F E A S T I N G
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Bnuuy was saved ❤️

For now.
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!!![QUICK TIME EVENT]!!!

🐰

(YES//NO)
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!!![QUICK TIME EVENT]!!!

🐰

(YES//NO)
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Gonna take a quick nap, then get back to work ☺️! Thank you for your patience, guys!
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And not enough badges, sadly.
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I would, but… I don’t have the aura required for them. 😮‍💨
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Spiked collars/wristbands!!! Not only that, you guys look great in them 😤.

Fffffuuuuckkkk
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Never forget who humanity's biggest OP was during the 1300's.
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🎵Can we pretend that ✈️ in the 🌙 sky are like 🌠 😢!????
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🎵I CHIME IN WITH A-

HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF🎵