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GM & Producer of Game Master Monday
Guide/I.O. on Bella’s Comet
Chet Cheddar on Cast Away
Sometimes I’m funny
Had one (1) coke and whiskey before dinner and am feeling loopy already ask me anything
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Micah Parsons could quite frankly do whatever he wanted to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not loving all these ads for fucking AI shit during my good wholesome football Thanksgiving day

Google especially has a VIP Suite in hell for that “gaslight your kid because you lost their stuffed animal” commercial, I will rip you with my teeth
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Holy shit the next big thing is Cast Away by Game Master Monday???

(Incredibly true words here. Don’t chase other people’s lightning in a bottle, catch your own!)
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My bible to me as I walk up to it with a crazed look in my eye and a copy of Swedish Black Metal TTRPG Mork Borg in my hand
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
An honor to be asked to consult on Qismat but if we're being honest I mainly just gave Amaan some pointers on how to best sell his already wonderful concept to the people who'd be helping produce it

What a beautiful achievement my dear friend has overseen, well worth your time
To my people who read my pitch doc and gave me valuable feedback -xoxo - @tacticsnchai.bsky.social @erikantgame.no @theagentp.bsky.social @grantorwhatever.bsky.social @theleonamaple.bsky.social and @jellyfishlines.itch.io who sparked an idea in me which turned into the glue of the story.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
2026 gonna be a big book and podcast year for me again I can feel it

But I will do the traditional “cool pods I loved this year” omega post on the main socials. New job only gave me enough brain room for my never skips but im looking forward to getting back into scouting mode
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I wasn’t at Pax U but my friends were and Ive been getting follows and dms from all sorts of people (and some NAMES) these last few days

I love my friends. Thank you for advocating for our weird little show
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Liberal voters have this funny tendency to start throwing around “omg he should be PRESIDENT” whenever a Democrat decides to vocally not like Trump without really thinking about the larger game

You want Kelly to stay a senator in Arizona, trust me
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.

"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
FIRST CAST AWAY: THE TUNDRA SESSION 0 WENT HARRRRRRD

GOD WE ARE SO BACK
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If there's one audio bit I love, it's ending an episode with "Stars and Stripes Forever"
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Look I understand that we're making fun of Trump's logic here and it IS stupid but let's also be real, if any party was gonna self sabotage themselves by just allowing damaging information about their politicians stay in a document it WOULD be the democrats
If, as Donald claims, the Epstein Files are a hoax created by Joe Biden, why would there be any damaging information about Democrats for Pam Bondi to find?
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Floored by how many people attended the "The Thing You're Making Needs to Suck" seminar

Even more floored by how many people dm'd me because they were sad to miss it and wanted to know if it would be recorded

So keep your eyes peeled for a future livestream where I talk about sucking for an hour
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“I’ll get some editing done after I get my flu and covid shots”

Me after my covid and flu shots:
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Marjorie Taylor Green realizing the system is corrupt and Republicans hate women
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oh this might be a stay off social media weekend, the pictures from Pax are starting
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
How I be when I see another ttrpg/ap discourse cropping up before Pax U
a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At a certain point you'd think these big box stores would read the writing on the stock market wall and like, stop sucking up to the president since everyone who's tried it has suffered major losses

But hey whatever, "ditch woke, go broke" mothafucka
"The "We Ain't Buying It" boycott calls on consumers to shop at "small, local, or with businesses affirming our humanity" as they avoid Home Depot stores."
Home Depot to suffer massive boycott from holiday shoppers
Home Depot's sales during the holiday season may take a major hit.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Damn that Ravel guy composed the fuck out of nature, that dude fuckin GETS the ocean man
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I can very confidently say that this our strongest month of the year

We’re really going out with a bang
We have tied Grant to his desk and he's not allowed to leave until Demigods 3 is ready for you (tomorrow!)

We know you need your Game Master Monday fix, so here's what we're cooking up for the holiday season!
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Goes without saying (I hope) but just a reminder that “not liking Trump anymore” does not mean a conservative is now your ally

Plenty of Republicans don’t like Trump.

They are still Republicans. They didn’t suddenly “become evil” in 2016, they have been like this for over 100 years.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Getting back in the podcast GM seat after a month and a half break

Wrote a whole actual plan and everything, we are SO BACK
a group of cartoon characters with their hands in the air and the words we 're back baby
Alt: a group of cartoon characters with their hands in the air and the words we 're back baby
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I posted this and went to lunch with my friend

Came back to a horde of dms
I tried out Epic the Musical today and oh no, I don’t think I’m allowed to talk about my opinion on this or people won’t like me anymore
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I tried out Epic the Musical today and oh no, I don’t think I’m allowed to talk about my opinion on this or people won’t like me anymore
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm back listening to the "scary post-christian music" again so you know the thing I'm cooking is gonna bang
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM