Naturefuel Media (Parody)
@greenoilfuture.bsky.social
rated 0% biased and 0% Saudi front by our non-experts at the Royal institute of gamer otaku aristocracy
Commited to creating a future free of any inconvenient truths like C02 and Methane. We hope to see some of you at NEOM:)
Commited to creating a future free of any inconvenient truths like C02 and Methane. We hope to see some of you at NEOM:)
we've invented a new #green and #ecofriendly brush that scrubs off those bad connotations from your oil investments😍
we call it the greensafe pipeline brush, made with vegan bristles and bamboo handles.🙀
disc:👺 not dishwasher or laundry safe, must be washed with crude to remove any and all stains
we call it the greensafe pipeline brush, made with vegan bristles and bamboo handles.🙀
disc:👺 not dishwasher or laundry safe, must be washed with crude to remove any and all stains
February 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we've invented a new #green and #ecofriendly brush that scrubs off those bad connotations from your oil investments😍
we call it the greensafe pipeline brush, made with vegan bristles and bamboo handles.🙀
disc:👺 not dishwasher or laundry safe, must be washed with crude to remove any and all stains
we call it the greensafe pipeline brush, made with vegan bristles and bamboo handles.🙀
disc:👺 not dishwasher or laundry safe, must be washed with crude to remove any and all stains
everyone keeps telling us "Please 🙏 Saudi gov, can you build a new NEOM line - around Serbia 🇷🇸
We Europeans want to be safe from Serbia constant aggression & a new Chinese wall around Serbia might help to protect Kosovo 🇽🇰 Bosnia 🇧🇦 Montenegro 🇲🇪 forever ♾ "
#ChineseWallaroundSerbia
Your Europeans!
We Europeans want to be safe from Serbia constant aggression & a new Chinese wall around Serbia might help to protect Kosovo 🇽🇰 Bosnia 🇧🇦 Montenegro 🇲🇪 forever ♾ "
#ChineseWallaroundSerbia
Your Europeans!
February 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
everyone keeps telling us "Please 🙏 Saudi gov, can you build a new NEOM line - around Serbia 🇷🇸
We Europeans want to be safe from Serbia constant aggression & a new Chinese wall around Serbia might help to protect Kosovo 🇽🇰 Bosnia 🇧🇦 Montenegro 🇲🇪 forever ♾ "
#ChineseWallaroundSerbia
Your Europeans!
We Europeans want to be safe from Serbia constant aggression & a new Chinese wall around Serbia might help to protect Kosovo 🇽🇰 Bosnia 🇧🇦 Montenegro 🇲🇪 forever ♾ "
#ChineseWallaroundSerbia
Your Europeans!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
what a travesty, can you imagine how little this will do to erode the #natural #wildlife??😱🙀👺
we can't either, so we've proposed a new solution: Expanding #NEOM to #America!! 😍⛷️🏳️🌈
disclaimer: this one will not function as elongated sweatshop, we pinky pwomise🤞
what a travesty, can you imagine how little this will do to erode the #natural #wildlife??😱🙀👺
we can't either, so we've proposed a new solution: Expanding #NEOM to #America!! 😍⛷️🏳️🌈
disclaimer: this one will not function as elongated sweatshop, we pinky pwomise🤞
‘It’s an absolute travesty’: fears for border wildlife as Trump takes office
Environmentalists are braced for new construction on the president’s signature border wall – and the damage that would wreak
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
what a travesty, can you imagine how little this will do to erode the #natural #wildlife??😱🙀👺
we can't either, so we've proposed a new solution: Expanding #NEOM to #America!! 😍⛷️🏳️🌈
disclaimer: this one will not function as elongated sweatshop, we pinky pwomise🤞
what a travesty, can you imagine how little this will do to erode the #natural #wildlife??😱🙀👺
we can't either, so we've proposed a new solution: Expanding #NEOM to #America!! 😍⛷️🏳️🌈
disclaimer: this one will not function as elongated sweatshop, we pinky pwomise🤞
@hamburgerinstitute.bsky.social good news from The Jewel of the middle east
We've invented a new #ecofriendly rich person that runs on Photosynthesis and sweats glucose
many have showed concern for the lack of sunlight provided by Neom's accommodations, but vitamin d doesn't work for our oligarchs
We've invented a new #ecofriendly rich person that runs on Photosynthesis and sweats glucose
many have showed concern for the lack of sunlight provided by Neom's accommodations, but vitamin d doesn't work for our oligarchs
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@hamburgerinstitute.bsky.social good news from The Jewel of the middle east
We've invented a new #ecofriendly rich person that runs on Photosynthesis and sweats glucose
many have showed concern for the lack of sunlight provided by Neom's accommodations, but vitamin d doesn't work for our oligarchs
We've invented a new #ecofriendly rich person that runs on Photosynthesis and sweats glucose
many have showed concern for the lack of sunlight provided by Neom's accommodations, but vitamin d doesn't work for our oligarchs
did you know that according to new research, 9/10 #Americans would use #Green #renewable petrol if all laws were lifted?😋
our talented statisticians at the Royal Institute of Aristocracy have made this map to show you the Haram standards the rest of the oil producing world holds itself to😡
our talented statisticians at the Royal Institute of Aristocracy have made this map to show you the Haram standards the rest of the oil producing world holds itself to😡
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
did you know that according to new research, 9/10 #Americans would use #Green #renewable petrol if all laws were lifted?😋
our talented statisticians at the Royal Institute of Aristocracy have made this map to show you the Haram standards the rest of the oil producing world holds itself to😡
our talented statisticians at the Royal Institute of Aristocracy have made this map to show you the Haram standards the rest of the oil producing world holds itself to😡
fun fact of the day:
Did you know that our Organic, fair trade and carbon free Petroleum is 150% vegan
That's right, now even you, John from San francisco with 2 girlfriends, can own a Pickup ethically
Did you know that our Organic, fair trade and carbon free Petroleum is 150% vegan
That's right, now even you, John from San francisco with 2 girlfriends, can own a Pickup ethically
February 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
fun fact of the day:
Did you know that our Organic, fair trade and carbon free Petroleum is 150% vegan
That's right, now even you, John from San francisco with 2 girlfriends, can own a Pickup ethically
Did you know that our Organic, fair trade and carbon free Petroleum is 150% vegan
That's right, now even you, John from San francisco with 2 girlfriends, can own a Pickup ethically
Congratulations to @hamburgerinstitute.bsky.social and usa for launching a brand new campaign for the public defense of oil
Joe Biden was so rude and not to mention biased, under his regime, we risked running out of pumps, does he even know how much oil it takes to fuel just 1 party here???
Joe Biden was so rude and not to mention biased, under his regime, we risked running out of pumps, does he even know how much oil it takes to fuel just 1 party here???
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Congratulations to @hamburgerinstitute.bsky.social and usa for launching a brand new campaign for the public defense of oil
Joe Biden was so rude and not to mention biased, under his regime, we risked running out of pumps, does he even know how much oil it takes to fuel just 1 party here???
Joe Biden was so rude and not to mention biased, under his regime, we risked running out of pumps, does he even know how much oil it takes to fuel just 1 party here???