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Naturefuel Media (Parody)
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rated 0% biased and 0% Saudi front by our non-experts at the Royal institute of gamer otaku aristocracy

Commited to creating a future free of any inconvenient truths like C02 and Methane. We hope to see some of you at NEOM:)
Fun fact:

did you know that Russian oil reeks of blood and breaks every engine it touches? horrible ik

we wont let that happen of course, when the #brave #warriors of #Ukraine buy from us, they receive only the finest greenwashed petroleum around, featuring a sweet smell and Slight umami flavor😋🔥💯
February 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
EXACTLY, this is the kind of activism we need in the world to fix global issues

did you know that 9/10 Americans think changing the "Persian" gulf to its true name (Royal gulf of Saudi greatness), would solve the climate crisis as they know it?

"pres" Trump needs to get his priorities straight!
February 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
you know where else you can experience torrential snowfall?😍

why at NEOM of course:

"Ideally located for alpine and adventure sports, Trojena experiences sub-zero winter temperatures and has a year-round moderate climate that is cooler on average than the rest of the region. "⛷️
February 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
did you know that 9/10 americans say they've had bad experiences with Mexican oil knocking their engine??

us on the otherhand, we've increased the amount of organic Lead to eliminate knocking, forever😍

might seem worrying, but our studies show it has a negligible impact on most f-150 drivers🚚
February 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
true!

did you know, stats say only 5/10 cis het white men own a Large Pickup truck/SUV? isn't this such an outrage?

infact, due to this unwillingness by #cis #white #men to step up, sustainable, green and fair trade #petroleum only nets around 600 billion per year? this is just horrendous.
February 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
factual!

Did you know Tesla batteries are made with Children as the main ingredient

this is why we need clean, organic oil from the most ethical producer on earth
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
another interesting stat:

according to the Saudi institute of Neuro-astrology, the average #IQ of #Saudi citizens was 560
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
can confirm, is true

we also heard about these food deserts in america

are these good for boosting tourism and national revenue?
February 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM