Gregor Paton
@gregorpatoncomedy.bsky.social
Comedy Writer. Topical / Sketch.
Breaking the News Lead Writer. The Skewer. United Nations of News. Off the Ball. Only an Excuse. DMs Are Open. Noising Up and many, many more
Breaking the News Lead Writer. The Skewer. United Nations of News. Off the Ball. Only an Excuse. DMs Are Open. Noising Up and many, many more
If you're not sure what to do with your extra hour tonight, you could spend half of it watching this week's #BreakingTheNews and laughing at some of my jokes
#BtN
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#BtN
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Breaking the News - Series 15 - TV: Episode 2
Des Clarke is joined by Susie McCabe, Amanda Dwyer and Liam Withnail to break down the week’s news and then put it back together again!
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October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you're not sure what to do with your extra hour tonight, you could spend half of it watching this week's #BreakingTheNews and laughing at some of my jokes
#BtN
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#BtN
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Might start watching Riot Women tonight, the show about 5 menopausal women forming a band. I'll be disappointed if they don't do a cover of Sultans of Mood Swing
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Might start watching Riot Women tonight, the show about 5 menopausal women forming a band. I'll be disappointed if they don't do a cover of Sultans of Mood Swing
Fantastic show again today. Des and the panel were on fire, and some of my gags were in amongst the fun too
#BreakingTheNews #BtN
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#BreakingTheNews #BtN
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Breaking the News - Susie McCabe, Liam Withnail, Amanda Dwyer & Sam Lake - BBC Sounds
Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fantastic show again today. Des and the panel were on fire, and some of my gags were in amongst the fun too
#BreakingTheNews #BtN
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#BreakingTheNews #BtN
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Can somebody at the SFA please make sure Steve Clarke studies a video of this Northern Ireland performance. 2-0 going on 4 or 5. Brilliant, positive, high energy. Surely McGinn, McTominay, Doak, Gilmour, Robertson, Hickey would love to be set up to play like this
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can somebody at the SFA please make sure Steve Clarke studies a video of this Northern Ireland performance. 2-0 going on 4 or 5. Brilliant, positive, high energy. Surely McGinn, McTominay, Doak, Gilmour, Robertson, Hickey would love to be set up to play like this
Delighted to have another couple of sketches on this week's Noising Up. Last of the series, and I managed a full house of something on each episode. Well done to all the cast, crew and writers who contributed to s6. Fingers crossed for a s7
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Noising Up - 03/10/2025 - BBC Sounds
An uproarious mix of topical comedy sketches.
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October 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Delighted to have another couple of sketches on this week's Noising Up. Last of the series, and I managed a full house of something on each episode. Well done to all the cast, crew and writers who contributed to s6. Fingers crossed for a s7
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@mikecooperrp.bsky.social on an afternoon out in Glasgow and we stumbled upon Pipers Whisky Bar. This is a small pic of the huge selection. Immediately thought of your good self when I saw the gantry 🥃
September 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@mikecooperrp.bsky.social on an afternoon out in Glasgow and we stumbled upon Pipers Whisky Bar. This is a small pic of the huge selection. Immediately thought of your good self when I saw the gantry 🥃
Chuffed to hear another few of my bits and pieces on today's Noising Up
#NoisingUp
#NU
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#NoisingUp
#NU
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BBC Radio Scotland - Noising Up
A riotous mix of satirical sketches, gags, spoofs, and take-offs.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Chuffed to hear another few of my bits and pieces on today's Noising Up
#NoisingUp
#NU
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#NoisingUp
#NU
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Some more of my stuff made it onto this week's Noising Up. Hear what the team did with it here
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Noising Up - 12/09/2025 - BBC Sounds
An uproarious mix of topical comedy sketches.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Some more of my stuff made it onto this week's Noising Up. Hear what the team did with it here
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I had some more material on this week's Noising Up. Give it a listen here
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Noising Up - 05/09/2025 - BBC Sounds
An uproarious mix of topical comedy sketches.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I had some more material on this week's Noising Up. Give it a listen here
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A few of my gags made it onto this week's show. Give it a listen here
The panel were all on top form
#btn #BreakingTheNews
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The panel were all on top form
#btn #BreakingTheNews
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Breaking the News - Ray Bradshaw, Marjolein Robertson, Jamie MacDonald and Amy Matthews - BBC Sounds
Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A few of my gags made it onto this week's show. Give it a listen here
The panel were all on top form
#btn #BreakingTheNews
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The panel were all on top form
#btn #BreakingTheNews
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I knew he was in Home Alone 2 but I didn't know Donald Trump was also in The Omen
July 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I knew he was in Home Alone 2 but I didn't know Donald Trump was also in The Omen
Always a great start to the weekend listening to #BreakingTheNews
Brilliant panel @scottagnew.bsky.social Krystal Evans @alexkealy.bsky.social Suzi McCabe
Great job from Lead Writer @jenwalker.bsky.social and the other writers
Even sneaked a wee joke in myself
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Brilliant panel @scottagnew.bsky.social Krystal Evans @alexkealy.bsky.social Suzi McCabe
Great job from Lead Writer @jenwalker.bsky.social and the other writers
Even sneaked a wee joke in myself
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Breaking the News - Susie McCabe, Alex Kealy, Krystal Evans and Scott Agnew - BBC Sounds
Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Always a great start to the weekend listening to #BreakingTheNews
Brilliant panel @scottagnew.bsky.social Krystal Evans @alexkealy.bsky.social Suzi McCabe
Great job from Lead Writer @jenwalker.bsky.social and the other writers
Even sneaked a wee joke in myself
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Brilliant panel @scottagnew.bsky.social Krystal Evans @alexkealy.bsky.social Suzi McCabe
Great job from Lead Writer @jenwalker.bsky.social and the other writers
Even sneaked a wee joke in myself
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Started watching Dept Q on Netflix. Struggled to the end of ep2 and gave up. It's trying so hard to be Slow Horses but sadly its nowhere near. A lot of talented people involved as well, but just didnt click for me.
July 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Started watching Dept Q on Netflix. Struggled to the end of ep2 and gave up. It's trying so hard to be Slow Horses but sadly its nowhere near. A lot of talented people involved as well, but just didnt click for me.
cracking episode of #BreakingTheNews today
The panel was great, and there were a few of my gags in there too
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The panel was great, and there were a few of my gags in there too
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Breaking the News - Chris Forbes, Kate Hammer, Rosco McClelland and Sooz Kempner - BBC Sounds
Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
cracking episode of #BreakingTheNews today
The panel was great, and there were a few of my gags in there too
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The panel was great, and there were a few of my gags in there too
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
This Trump Musk spat is the thing that Blue-sky really needed to make it good. Not enjoyed a timeline this much since early 2000's Twitter Eurovision nights
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This Trump Musk spat is the thing that Blue-sky really needed to make it good. Not enjoyed a timeline this much since early 2000's Twitter Eurovision nights
Brilliant episode of #BreakingTheNews today
Great job from Lead Writers @beakachu @A_GarrickWright
@des_clarke + the guests @valmcdermid @jessicafostekew @dalisochaponda @rossisacoolguy were hilarious
And one of my gags got a good laugh from everyone
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Great job from Lead Writers @beakachu @A_GarrickWright
@des_clarke + the guests @valmcdermid @jessicafostekew @dalisochaponda @rossisacoolguy were hilarious
And one of my gags got a good laugh from everyone
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Breaking the News - Glasgow International Comedy Festival Special: Val McDermid, Daliso Chaponda, Rosco McClelland and Jessica Fostekew - BBC Sounds
Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Brilliant episode of #BreakingTheNews today
Great job from Lead Writers @beakachu @A_GarrickWright
@des_clarke + the guests @valmcdermid @jessicafostekew @dalisochaponda @rossisacoolguy were hilarious
And one of my gags got a good laugh from everyone
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Great job from Lead Writers @beakachu @A_GarrickWright
@des_clarke + the guests @valmcdermid @jessicafostekew @dalisochaponda @rossisacoolguy were hilarious
And one of my gags got a good laugh from everyone
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
I had a blast being Lead Writer on this week's Breaking The News
A great panel, and great rounds. Give it a listen
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A great panel, and great rounds. Give it a listen
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February 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I had a blast being Lead Writer on this week's Breaking The News
A great panel, and great rounds. Give it a listen
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A great panel, and great rounds. Give it a listen
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How's everyone's 2025 been so far? Mine has been great. My daughter had a baby boy on Thursday and I'm feeling fantastic.... if slightly old
January 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
How's everyone's 2025 been so far? Mine has been great. My daughter had a baby boy on Thursday and I'm feeling fantastic.... if slightly old
Don't forget Breaking The Year is on BBC1 Scotland at 9:30pm tonight to kick off your Hogmanay
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December 31, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Don't forget Breaking The Year is on BBC1 Scotland at 9:30pm tonight to kick off your Hogmanay
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I got to that game after Santa brought a very young me a ticket for the Bankies end. A part of British Football history
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December 23, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I got to that game after Santa brought a very young me a ticket for the Bankies end. A part of British Football history
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I really need to get una vida
December 14, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I really need to get una vida
It's a top panel joining Des on #BreakingTheNews today
@scottagnew.bsky.social
@athenakugblenu.bsky.social
#IanSmith
#JayLafferty
They all smashed it, and there's even a few of my gags amongst the fun
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@scottagnew.bsky.social
@athenakugblenu.bsky.social
#IanSmith
#JayLafferty
They all smashed it, and there's even a few of my gags amongst the fun
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Breaking the News - Jay Lafferty, Scott Agnew, Athena Kugblenu and Ian Smith - BBC Sounds
Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2024 at 6:31 PM
It's a top panel joining Des on #BreakingTheNews today
@scottagnew.bsky.social
@athenakugblenu.bsky.social
#IanSmith
#JayLafferty
They all smashed it, and there's even a few of my gags amongst the fun
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
@scottagnew.bsky.social
@athenakugblenu.bsky.social
#IanSmith
#JayLafferty
They all smashed it, and there's even a few of my gags amongst the fun
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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December 4, 2024 at 8:34 PM
CHEESE! is out on Monday 9 December but you can grab a FREE copy of the book plus a set of stickers and a signed art print!
Just FOLLOW me then LIKE and SHARE this post before 23:59 Thursday 12 December. 1 winner will be selected at random on Friday 13 December (UK only).
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That shirt looks like an arrow subliminally saying "who should get this role"
Christopher Walken’s screen test for Saturday Night Fever.
Producers thought he was too scary.
Producers thought he was too scary.
November 24, 2024 at 12:05 AM
That shirt looks like an arrow subliminally saying "who should get this role"