Gregor Paton
@gregorpatoncomedy.bsky.social
Comedy Writer. Topical / Sketch.
Breaking the News Lead Writer. The Skewer. United Nations of News. Off the Ball. Only an Excuse. DMs Are Open. Noising Up and many, many more
Breaking the News Lead Writer. The Skewer. United Nations of News. Off the Ball. Only an Excuse. DMs Are Open. Noising Up and many, many more
Nothing below factor 20 for us, so won't quite get to Rodgers level on the chart
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Nothing below factor 20 for us, so won't quite get to Rodgers level on the chart
Well done guys. I listened to the radio version on my lounger in Lanzarote and chuckled away to myself. I Player doesn't work outside the UK so I'll have to wait until next Sunday to give the tv version a watch
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Well done guys. I listened to the radio version on my lounger in Lanzarote and chuckled away to myself. I Player doesn't work outside the UK so I'll have to wait until next Sunday to give the tv version a watch
Nice one! It was another great show
October 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nice one! It was another great show
Im fully on board with getting carried away. I'm the world champion at that when it comes to Scotland
October 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Im fully on board with getting carried away. I'm the world champion at that when it comes to Scotland
Yeah, it would leave us and Denmark on 10pts, Greece 3Pts, Belarus 0Pts. 2 games left.
This is some performance by your boys tonight. Could easily have been 3 or 4 by now
This is some performance by your boys tonight. Could easily have been 3 or 4 by now
October 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yeah, it would leave us and Denmark on 10pts, Greece 3Pts, Belarus 0Pts. 2 games left.
This is some performance by your boys tonight. Could easily have been 3 or 4 by now
This is some performance by your boys tonight. Could easily have been 3 or 4 by now
We need to beat Belarus and hope Denmark beat Greece on Sunday to guarantee top 2 place. If we play like last night I can't see us getting anything from Greece away and Denmark at home in the final 2 games, so hopefully done and dusted this weekend
October 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We need to beat Belarus and hope Denmark beat Greece on Sunday to guarantee top 2 place. If we play like last night I can't see us getting anything from Greece away and Denmark at home in the final 2 games, so hopefully done and dusted this weekend
Nothing is sacred anymore. It will always be Windsor Park for me. Although after last night, Hampden Park should be renamed Hide Behind the Sofa Park
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Nothing is sacred anymore. It will always be Windsor Park for me. Although after last night, Hampden Park should be renamed Hide Behind the Sofa Park
I had to Google the exchange rate and also thought it looked really cheap. Im sure you'll have a great time
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I had to Google the exchange rate and also thought it looked really cheap. Im sure you'll have a great time
Oh boy! That looks amazing. I opened the whisky menu, and it's huge.
I've never been to any of the Scandinavian countries, but I'd love to go
I've never been to any of the Scandinavian countries, but I'd love to go
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh boy! That looks amazing. I opened the whisky menu, and it's huge.
I've never been to any of the Scandinavian countries, but I'd love to go
I've never been to any of the Scandinavian countries, but I'd love to go
Haha! How little faith you had. Last week I was the same. At 90minutes i was cursing myself for triple captaining Haaland. At 93minutes it was a master stroke
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Haha! How little faith you had. Last week I was the same. At 90minutes i was cursing myself for triple captaining Haaland. At 93minutes it was a master stroke
I think we're all happy with 1 out of 6 then anything else is a bonus
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think we're all happy with 1 out of 6 then anything else is a bonus
Another good week for the gang. Great to hear the names in the credits. Well done all
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Another good week for the gang. Great to hear the names in the credits. Well done all
Makes the busy week worthwhile hearing something you wrote on the radio on a Friday. I've not submitted to the Skewer in a while. I love the show, but sourcing the clips isn't my skill set. Although, one of the credits I'm most proud of was when my son built clips I sourced and we got a joint credit
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Makes the busy week worthwhile hearing something you wrote on the radio on a Friday. I've not submitted to the Skewer in a while. I love the show, but sourcing the clips isn't my skill set. Although, one of the credits I'm most proud of was when my son built clips I sourced and we got a joint credit
Well done. Good to hear your name in the credits again
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Well done. Good to hear your name in the credits again
Well done Lucienne. I think keep they quite often hold things back for another episode if its not 100%topical and more general
September 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Well done Lucienne. I think keep they quite often hold things back for another episode if its not 100%topical and more general