Mace Griffin
@griffinmace.substack.com
Mostly music, sometimes shit posts
Director of Internal Operations at Dwarven Forge
MacyGriff.in
Director of Internal Operations at Dwarven Forge
MacyGriff.in
googling "nintendo switch rock band imagine dragons"
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
googling "nintendo switch rock band imagine dragons"
You think you’re having a bad day? Buddy, I got cucked by a blow up doll
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
You think you’re having a bad day? Buddy, I got cucked by a blow up doll
If I must battle this gorilla, arm him with 99 barrels
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
If I must battle this gorilla, arm him with 99 barrels
Reposted by Mace Griffin
Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
January 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
with all this sickness going around, remember to R. E. S. T.
Red Dye 40
Eating Red Dye 40
Sampling Red Dye 40
Tasting Red Dye 40
Red Dye 40
Eating Red Dye 40
Sampling Red Dye 40
Tasting Red Dye 40
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
with all this sickness going around, remember to R. E. S. T.
Red Dye 40
Eating Red Dye 40
Sampling Red Dye 40
Tasting Red Dye 40
Red Dye 40
Eating Red Dye 40
Sampling Red Dye 40
Tasting Red Dye 40
I fucking love dog tv
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I fucking love dog tv
New Foot Smell™️
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
New Foot Smell™️
Strategically stashing a Smirnoff Ice in my carry on for the unassuming TSA agent
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Strategically stashing a Smirnoff Ice in my carry on for the unassuming TSA agent
I can’t explain it but I reach a flow state when I’m at the airport
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I can’t explain it but I reach a flow state when I’m at the airport
I love being active online. I love consuming content. My avatar is designed to represent all of my depths and surfaces.
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I love being active online. I love consuming content. My avatar is designed to represent all of my depths and surfaces.
Oh, you like music? Name 5 “Now That’s What I Call Music” albums
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh, you like music? Name 5 “Now That’s What I Call Music” albums
I have no mouse and I must scroll
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I have no mouse and I must scroll
Nothing has sobered me from the phone more than a pop up that said “Are you enjoying your content?”
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Nothing has sobered me from the phone more than a pop up that said “Are you enjoying your content?”
I know that in 2026 I’m about to see a saw pop out of the ceiling and start making a hole right above me
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I know that in 2026 I’m about to see a saw pop out of the ceiling and start making a hole right above me
conspiracy theory that my bodega is giving me cold hotdogs instead of sushi because they know I can’t tell the difference
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
conspiracy theory that my bodega is giving me cold hotdogs instead of sushi because they know I can’t tell the difference
I miss when it was completely acceptable and common for people to post when they were bored online
I’m bored
I’m bored
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I miss when it was completely acceptable and common for people to post when they were bored online
I’m bored
I’m bored
Kids keep talking about him, so I have to ask, who is papa troll?
September 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Kids keep talking about him, so I have to ask, who is papa troll?
nodding my head while you’re speaking because I’m thinking about the school of rock meme I saw earlier
June 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
nodding my head while you’re speaking because I’m thinking about the school of rock meme I saw earlier
holding people at knifepoint to ask if they think if I’m sane
June 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
holding people at knifepoint to ask if they think if I’m sane
not to brag, but I think I have finally managed to get my hair to look like the hair I default made my sims have
June 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
not to brag, but I think I have finally managed to get my hair to look like the hair I default made my sims have
I have lost count on the amount of times this year I have had food poisoning. I think more than 2 should be illegal
May 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have lost count on the amount of times this year I have had food poisoning. I think more than 2 should be illegal
me: it's 2012, Obama is president, I'm tap dancing in the club to Mr. World Wide
May 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
me: it's 2012, Obama is president, I'm tap dancing in the club to Mr. World Wide
Not matter how high the jump was, on account of his name, Evel Knievel just couldn’t make it into heaven
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Not matter how high the jump was, on account of his name, Evel Knievel just couldn’t make it into heaven
And so we beat on, Tesla’s against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
May 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
And so we beat on, Tesla’s against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Reposted by Mace Griffin
Problems or solutions.
May 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Problems or solutions.