Sherri
banner
grinchkicker.bsky.social
Sherri
@grinchkicker.bsky.social
An American in Canada. Cold. Cranky. Owner of a tiny table. Controlled by Jackson, the big headed dog.

Bedford Nova Scotia
Ian has been gone for all of 30 minutes, and Jackson has already begun his "I will ignore everyone and everything that is not dad" bit. He'll be a fun companion for 4 days.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I left the house looking like an absolute dirt bag, which means I'll run into no less than 6 of you.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The only way to describe the status of my couch right now is "craft spread".
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@charmaine116.bsky.social When you glue ribbon to your hoops, what glue do you use? I'm a bit of a gluing mess.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ryan made my mac n cheese for Thanksgiving, he does so every yr. I don't measure a thing but he can translate Sherri to real life. I asked him how it turned out, he said
"Amazing. Everyone was like omg is this some Tina ladys recipe? I was like no I do not know any Tina lady, my mom's name is Sherri
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I claim the Kraken. Yes, all of it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"I just want an 8 ball and 2 million dollars."
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Im 47 years old, I still get excited and teary when Santa enters Herald Square.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, American friends.
Because I get two thanksgivings, today, Snacksgiving in this house, is all about the snacks we eat while watching the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This stinky farting dog is not about sharing the bed tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jackson expects 2 hrs of non-stop pets every morning after he eats. If you, at any time, take a break, he punches you with his paws. He's an abusive dick.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is 100% something my former pooches would have done to my chihuahua. They would often toss him in the pool.
TL cleanse.

Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I may have added too many bubbles to the bath.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I liked the Agricola summer market so much better than this one. Namely because more of the street was closed during the summer. There's just something about a closed street that makes you want to spend more time wandering in and out of shops.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It is time for the greatest Christmas song ever made. Mariah has nothing on Lou.

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I didn't have creamer so I'm drinking tea. Tea is NOT wakeup juice. This morning's crankiness is brought to you by my failure to plan, with a heaping helping of procrastination.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Okay, this was way cheesier than expected. It had Bill's lore, traditional Buffalo foods, past and present players, a love story, Joey Pants. 10/10 for Hallmark/football cheese.
"Holiday touchdown: A Bill's love story." Good god, it sounds completely awful. I'll totally watch it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I dont appear to be capable of sleeping beyond 5:30.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Jackson just whacked his head on the coffee table, and I swear he said "fuck" in dog.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Look at my adorable Christmas pickles from TerriPowerArt
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Holiday touchdown: A Bill's love story." Good god, it sounds completely awful. I'll totally watch it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I would just like to wish a lifetime of exploding diarrhea on a particular someone. Just putting that out in the universe to come true.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
JESUSCUNTFUCKMOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKCHRIST
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My very first set of wheels. Man, the places my unsupervised, latchkey ass went on this thing. Mine had matching handlebar grips, with matching streamers running down.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM