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Spice Vision by Paulddle of Muad'dib
I sent the manuscript to my beta readers today. Super excited to hear what they have to say.
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Abolish the pro-bowl
One note before the Pro Bowl Games on Tuesday: Jets QB Justin Fields was asked to participate, I’m told. He declined, focusing on his offseason training.
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This is kidnapping
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Happy to see that bitch Aaron Rodgers go out line this. Made the Zach Wilson years seem good.
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I think the strangest things were the friends we made along the way!
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Watching the London fireworks show with the kids so they think it’s midnight is the life hack we all needed
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Thank you Steelers for saving us fro
Bucs panthers Sunday night next week
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Bing bong
a man in a new york jersey stands in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a new york jersey stands in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Abolish ICE is the moderate position. Send these fucking ghouls to The Hague. Absolute depravity.
Getting new details on this now:

As the arrest unfolded, teachers pleaded with the agents telling them the teacher had a work permit. The agents went into multiple rooms looking for teachers while children were present. One teacher hid with a child in her care while the agents stormed the facility.
Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.

The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
May he burn in hell for all eternity. Rest in piss asshole
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The fox production crew is fucking KILLING it tonight on the music choice at the bumps.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tweeprise to the pitching change. #phish #worldseries
Props to the fox guys for some first tube to kick off the 14th. #Phish
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This ohtani kid is being recognized more and more.
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This game is stupid. Fuckin love it
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Props to the fox guys for some first tube to kick off the 14th. #Phish
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Fuckin finally. Jets
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Incredible to see the collapse of this organization as something to be taken seriously. Absolute clown show now.
"Under pressure from Elon Musk, Donald Trump Jr. and prominent right-wing activists in the wake of the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the Anti-Defamation League is removing from its website the Glossary of Extremism and Hate, one of the organization’s signature anti-hate resources."
ADL deletes Glossary of Extremism under pressure from conservatives over Charlie Kirk entry
The organization stands by a separate resource that describes Kirk’s Turning Point USA’s ties to ‘extremists’
jewishinsider.com
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
And now the late hit on ruckert. I know the jets are trash. But the officiating in this game has been REALLY tilted. Aaron Glen should take the fine and call them out
Hands to the face missed here too. Officiating crew in Miami is abysmal
An absolutely boggling sequence of officiating in the jets game there. Phantom PI on the Wilson TD, followed by the non-call on the obv unnecessary roughness on field out of bounds. Truly insane
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hands to the face missed here too. Officiating crew in Miami is abysmal
An absolutely boggling sequence of officiating in the jets game there. Phantom PI on the Wilson TD, followed by the non-call on the obv unnecessary roughness on field out of bounds. Truly insane
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
An absolutely boggling sequence of officiating in the jets game there. Phantom PI on the Wilson TD, followed by the non-call on the obv unnecessary roughness on field out of bounds. Truly insane
September 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This is the most fun the jets have been in ages
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Looking forward to seeing my new waiter at the table of success
Mayor Eric Adams will make an "important campaign announcement" at 4:30 outside Gracie Mansion.
September 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Took the boys to their first nationals game. Playing the pathetic and embarrassing athletics. Man oh man, did I underestimate just how disgusting Washington is. We’re back in the pre-Harper era of suck. Every move post WS has been an incredible failure from top down. Abomination
August 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oilers and panthers fucking LOVE overtime. Thank you for your sacrifice
June 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is the worlds reward that Joe Biden left for all of us because he preferred dead Palestinians and fascism to telling this ghoul “no” even once
June 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM