Mark (グリセルブランド)
@griselbrand.bsky.social
mostly tweeting about soccer // metalhead // sneakerhead // actually literal Griselbrand
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Just gonna leave this posted up top until he stops doing the thing
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If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
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I dare anyone watching this Tampa/Atlanta game to tell me the teams current uniforms are better than the throwbacks they're wearing.
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I dare anyone watching this Tampa/Atlanta game to tell me the teams current uniforms are better than the throwbacks they're wearing.
It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"
As the year winds down, I'll probably post more about my favorite music that I've listened to this year. But I would be remiss if I didn't share music that I think absolutely sucks. So here is this pile of shit, one of the very worst songs I've heard this year.
Geese - Taxes (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Geese
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December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
As the year winds down, I'll probably post more about my favorite music that I've listened to this year. But I would be remiss if I didn't share music that I think absolutely sucks. So here is this pile of shit, one of the very worst songs I've heard this year.
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How about Egypt and Iran "show a little bit of flex" respecting the USA's laws by bending over and shoving their complaints straight up their asses.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How about Egypt and Iran "show a little bit of flex" respecting the USA's laws by bending over and shoving their complaints straight up their asses.
*in the most Curtis Sliwa-voice I can muster* Aircraft Mechanic Lives Matter!!! We’re the thin orange line between missing your connecting flight by 45 minutes and planes literally falling out of the sky!
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
*in the most Curtis Sliwa-voice I can muster* Aircraft Mechanic Lives Matter!!! We’re the thin orange line between missing your connecting flight by 45 minutes and planes literally falling out of the sky!
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Embarrassing admission aside, these interviews sanitizing the world's biggest tech oligarchs for large audiences should not go unnoticed by people.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Embarrassing admission aside, these interviews sanitizing the world's biggest tech oligarchs for large audiences should not go unnoticed by people.
Goddamnit AJ Brown, I'm gonna have to run a beer mile now because you cant catch the one fucking good ball Hurts has thrown tonight. You absolute jabroni
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Goddamnit AJ Brown, I'm gonna have to run a beer mile now because you cant catch the one fucking good ball Hurts has thrown tonight. You absolute jabroni
Turning the ball over TWICE on the same play is nasty work by Hurts
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Turning the ball over TWICE on the same play is nasty work by Hurts
I was not aware that Frida Kahlo had an affair with Trotsky. The smell must've been crazy.
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I was not aware that Frida Kahlo had an affair with Trotsky. The smell must've been crazy.
lmao 9 minutes of added time and the WOLVES fans are the ones booing it. Cant say I blame them.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
lmao 9 minutes of added time and the WOLVES fans are the ones booing it. Cant say I blame them.
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Wolves so bad they’re making Dalot look like Dennis Irwin
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wolves so bad they’re making Dalot look like Dennis Irwin
I cant stand this Wolves defender Toti Gomes. There's only one Totti and it aint your jabroni ass
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I cant stand this Wolves defender Toti Gomes. There's only one Totti and it aint your jabroni ass
jesus fucking h christ we're getting cooked by WOLVES
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
jesus fucking h christ we're getting cooked by WOLVES
Shoutout to Bruno for one of the most repugnant goals I've ever seen
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Shoutout to Bruno for one of the most repugnant goals I've ever seen
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
My 3 year old is currently obsessed with Violet Seizures by Inter Arma. He says it “sounds like space” (complimentary). He asked me to turn it up louder on the way home from preschool today. Parenting is really hard but man does it also fucking rule.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My 3 year old is currently obsessed with Violet Seizures by Inter Arma. He says it “sounds like space” (complimentary). He asked me to turn it up louder on the way home from preschool today. Parenting is really hard but man does it also fucking rule.
Wow Caleb Williams is shitting the bed in a big game. Who could have predicted this?!
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wow Caleb Williams is shitting the bed in a big game. Who could have predicted this?!
Boo fucking hoo
🚨💣 BREAKING! Mo Salah: “It’s very clear that someone wants me to get all the blame”. “The club promised in the summer, a lot of promise for me, and so far, I am on the bench for three games. All I can say is keep the promises”. 👀
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Boo fucking hoo
Nothing better than seeing BYU and Liverpool eat shit on the same day. This is the kind of hatred that sustains me.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nothing better than seeing BYU and Liverpool eat shit on the same day. This is the kind of hatred that sustains me.
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Roberto Carlos looks like he's about to suplex this actor guy I don't know
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Roberto Carlos looks like he's about to suplex this actor guy I don't know
SNOW FOR THE SNOW DOG
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
SNOW FOR THE SNOW DOG
Just gonna leave this posted up top until he stops doing the thing
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just gonna leave this posted up top until he stops doing the thing