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New Year, New Bleats
@growlph.greywolf.social
He/Him
Stubborn old goat. Sometimes takes pictures of stuff.
Warning: random headbutts.
🐘: @[email protected]
In the wide world of half-assed government-built public service websites, I've seen an astonishing array of bullshit, but saving the literal string "••••••••••••••••••" to my password manager is breathtaking.
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
My 2026 metaphor for technology: That little pop-up in the YouTube app that interrupts me trying to share my screen by asking me to share my screen.
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
My superpowers apparently include the ability to have used up my monthly free article allowance on websites I've never heard of or visited before.
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Another year I did a rubber animal park photoshoot with a lot local rubber animals we love!! @growlph.greywolf.social with the photo help thereeee. Helped light @draz.bsky.social 's new music video for BAILA. @av.dog put on a drive in! Then later found a feral @nullreff.net in the mountains???
January 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Gävlebocken got tired of standing =3=
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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happy solstice
December 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So when I was a kid, we left out cookies and milk for Santa (which would be crumbs in the morning) and carrots for Santa's reindeer (which became nibbled-off stubs).

I just learned that neither of my BFs had heard of the carrot thing.

Was this just us? Does nobody else think of the reindeer?
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Watched last year's supposedly awful xmas movie Red One tonight, and you know what? It's actually charming. Not great, but it has heart, fun worldbuilding, a consistent and deliberate tone, and a polar bear who's naughty list I badly want to be on.

I'm going to bat for this one. 6/10.
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Meowy Christmas! Come join our Reindeer Games~

🦌: @saturdaii.bsky.social
📸: @growlph.greywolf.social
#Fursuit #Furry #Petsuit
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hot take:
I want year-end "Wrapped" engagements even less than I want AI.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What I imagine transitioning feels like.
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don't get why people hate on AE and Temu, I mean just look at this totally legitimate not-at-all dodgy deals...
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Still vibing on those disco-funky love from this weekend at Vortex @fetchnw.com

We gonna keep this boogie train going till we hit the stop to boogie down under the shiny disco lights again. DISCODAWG is excited to boogie with yall soon!

📷: @growlph.greywolf.social
🐕: @krashhusky.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Starting to question whether wanting a job is worth the daily psychic damage I incur by having LinkedIn notifications turned on.
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Idunno man, still thinking about it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
As we're getting to that time of the year, I would like to gently remind <every platform that has ever existed> that I do not, in fact, want to reminisce about the great moments of customer engagement that we spent together.
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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It’s getting cold out… Do you need a warm cup of coffee to go with your morning werewolf?
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is there a word for the emotion that happens when you're horny chatting with someone and they send you one of your own commissions?
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I hate AI chatbots so goddamned much
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So guys I don’t want to brag, but I, personally, am officially @rifftrax.com ‘s Favorite Customer
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Accidentally bought fat-free half and half. What is the other half of it made of, though?
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Resting my head down in your musky junk, getting some sniffs in, while you play some Ball-atro~

Hope I'm not too distracting 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Tried to redo my resume in LibreOffice today and I can assure you its still as bad as you remember.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM