Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕🦺
@hansfaffing.bsky.social
Natural Colors. Unnatural properties. 18+
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Links to things: HansFaffing.com
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Furry Game Changer: An Improvised Comedy Game Show
2PM SAT, Dec 6 @ MFF
midwestfurfest2025.sched.com/event/2AEQ7/...
@tiller.bsky.social, @tigy.bsky.social & @kilmo.bsky.social have no idea how the show works until they play this fully original game written & hosted by ME and @kitch.bsky.social
2PM SAT, Dec 6 @ MFF
midwestfurfest2025.sched.com/event/2AEQ7/...
@tiller.bsky.social, @tigy.bsky.social & @kilmo.bsky.social have no idea how the show works until they play this fully original game written & hosted by ME and @kitch.bsky.social
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Trying to do meeting but Toms Diner playing so loud in my head help
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trying to do meeting but Toms Diner playing so loud in my head help
Classsiiicc where even screenshotted subtitle disagrees with a popular post’s message.
It’s not saying you should buy a new iPhone every year… It’s saying: you’ve probably worked at a job that has given you an absolutely piece of shit computer and act baffled when you work slower
It’s not saying you should buy a new iPhone every year… It’s saying: you’ve probably worked at a job that has given you an absolutely piece of shit computer and act baffled when you work slower
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Classsiiicc where even screenshotted subtitle disagrees with a popular post’s message.
It’s not saying you should buy a new iPhone every year… It’s saying: you’ve probably worked at a job that has given you an absolutely piece of shit computer and act baffled when you work slower
It’s not saying you should buy a new iPhone every year… It’s saying: you’ve probably worked at a job that has given you an absolutely piece of shit computer and act baffled when you work slower
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I'm so happy with how this came out! I wrote the script, and @nelstarrfur.bsky.social did a fantastic job of video editing. Thanks to @tigy.bsky.social for the narration and @snuffles.bsky.social for the perfect music bed! #furfest
It's almost time to hop aboard the FurFest Transit Network!
First time passenger? Need a refresher? M.F. Raccoon is here to help:
First time passenger? Need a refresher? M.F. Raccoon is here to help:
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm so happy with how this came out! I wrote the script, and @nelstarrfur.bsky.social did a fantastic job of video editing. Thanks to @tigy.bsky.social for the narration and @snuffles.bsky.social for the perfect music bed! #furfest
Incredible News
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Incredible News
David Sacks being the dumbest motherfucker in the world Case #20278
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
David Sacks being the dumbest motherfucker in the world Case #20278
I love i get to casually hang out with friends dressed as a shiny animal. That’s neat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I love i get to casually hang out with friends dressed as a shiny animal. That’s neat.
From the way I’m going feral i think i have a new kink😵💫😵💫 damn it
The mysterious lotion they gave you definitely made you feel a lot more limber. However, at some point, you feel like your body wasn't able to keep up with your movements. Your skin felt separate from yourself. It was only then when they told you to reach behind your back to pull the zipper~
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
From the way I’m going feral i think i have a new kink😵💫😵💫 damn it
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"You sure you wanna be under all this? I'm pretty heavy, y'know.."
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"You sure you wanna be under all this? I'm pretty heavy, y'know.."
A waffle cross section is how the Square wave was invented actually
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A waffle cross section is how the Square wave was invented actually
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#Hypnovember Month of Design (MoD)
#11 "Restrained" From Hyenaface's list of prompts.
One font, one weight. Restrained. This sure is hard to read, but it's fun to explore and piece together, like a puzzle!
#11 "Restrained" From Hyenaface's list of prompts.
One font, one weight. Restrained. This sure is hard to read, but it's fun to explore and piece together, like a puzzle!
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
#Hypnovember Month of Design (MoD)
#11 "Restrained" From Hyenaface's list of prompts.
One font, one weight. Restrained. This sure is hard to read, but it's fun to explore and piece together, like a puzzle!
#11 "Restrained" From Hyenaface's list of prompts.
One font, one weight. Restrained. This sure is hard to read, but it's fun to explore and piece together, like a puzzle!
When we need him the most
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When we need him the most
Hans in the Booth Request Menu:
Louder: $5*
Quieter: $8* (5 + ear plug cost)
Lighting Notes: $5*
EQ notes: $20-20000*
*no changes guaranteed
Louder: $5*
Quieter: $8* (5 + ear plug cost)
Lighting Notes: $5*
EQ notes: $20-20000*
*no changes guaranteed
Going forward if you see me in the audio booth are you are not production team: every mix suggestion will be $5 (venmo) thank youuuu
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hans in the Booth Request Menu:
Louder: $5*
Quieter: $8* (5 + ear plug cost)
Lighting Notes: $5*
EQ notes: $20-20000*
*no changes guaranteed
Louder: $5*
Quieter: $8* (5 + ear plug cost)
Lighting Notes: $5*
EQ notes: $20-20000*
*no changes guaranteed
Going forward if you see me in the audio booth are you are not production team: every mix suggestion will be $5 (venmo) thank youuuu
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Going forward if you see me in the audio booth are you are not production team: every mix suggestion will be $5 (venmo) thank youuuu
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these rubber wears are totally normal. nothing will go wrong if you wear them
October 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
these rubber wears are totally normal. nothing will go wrong if you wear them
100000 lil 3 ounce bottles of Goo rolling on the TSA scanner as I nervously pull on my collar.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
100000 lil 3 ounce bottles of Goo rolling on the TSA scanner as I nervously pull on my collar.
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#Hypnovember Month of Design (MoD)
#16 "SHINY SILENT SUB"
Subject has been encased and is ready for drone conversion.
Commence brainwashing...
#16 "SHINY SILENT SUB"
Subject has been encased and is ready for drone conversion.
Commence brainwashing...
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#Hypnovember Month of Design (MoD)
#16 "SHINY SILENT SUB"
Subject has been encased and is ready for drone conversion.
Commence brainwashing...
#16 "SHINY SILENT SUB"
Subject has been encased and is ready for drone conversion.
Commence brainwashing...
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looks like @hansfaffing.bsky.social and @rubberfeathers.bsky.social are in a rather tight spot.....
They'll feel right at home in their conditioning pods in a few more moments though~
thank you so much @glaucablitz.bsky.social for this awesome art!
happy #SqueakySunday
They'll feel right at home in their conditioning pods in a few more moments though~
thank you so much @glaucablitz.bsky.social for this awesome art!
happy #SqueakySunday
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
looks like @hansfaffing.bsky.social and @rubberfeathers.bsky.social are in a rather tight spot.....
They'll feel right at home in their conditioning pods in a few more moments though~
thank you so much @glaucablitz.bsky.social for this awesome art!
happy #SqueakySunday
They'll feel right at home in their conditioning pods in a few more moments though~
thank you so much @glaucablitz.bsky.social for this awesome art!
happy #SqueakySunday
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I finished airbrushing the snep! 🎉 They still need whiskers, a tongue, and some things done to the inside. They will be at my table at MFF unless they sell ahead of time.
I plan to post more info about taking offers when it's time in my telegram group. Link to join is in my bio! :D
#mff
I plan to post more info about taking offers when it's time in my telegram group. Link to join is in my bio! :D
#mff
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I finished airbrushing the snep! 🎉 They still need whiskers, a tongue, and some things done to the inside. They will be at my table at MFF unless they sell ahead of time.
I plan to post more info about taking offers when it's time in my telegram group. Link to join is in my bio! :D
#mff
I plan to post more info about taking offers when it's time in my telegram group. Link to join is in my bio! :D
#mff
House music, but as in House Wine
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
House music, but as in House Wine
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“I promise I’ll be carefull. It won’t hurt… much~”
Don't mind me, just some self-indulgent personal art.
#furry #furryart #furryartwork #digitalart #muellermeier #krita #bite #hug #bat #fox #wings #dark #red
Don't mind me, just some self-indulgent personal art.
#furry #furryart #furryartwork #digitalart #muellermeier #krita #bite #hug #bat #fox #wings #dark #red
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“I promise I’ll be carefull. It won’t hurt… much~”
Don't mind me, just some self-indulgent personal art.
#furry #furryart #furryartwork #digitalart #muellermeier #krita #bite #hug #bat #fox #wings #dark #red
Don't mind me, just some self-indulgent personal art.
#furry #furryart #furryartwork #digitalart #muellermeier #krita #bite #hug #bat #fox #wings #dark #red
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September 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM