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Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Friends, come along on our next 5-hour episosde where we reveal time-of-day effects on the #beardmicrobiome and how a five min #mildplunge is enough to enhance #mitochondria function and prosocial behavior. Especially in combination with #grubermanlabbites.
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!
August 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"First of all: 'Not anything the police should have anything to say over'? Alan, Alan, Alan. Perhaps you needed me more than I knew." buff.ly/RJxoYLC
Alan Dershowitz’s Grammarian Responds to Pierogi Incident
When the police arrived, they also advised Dershowitz to use non-gendered pronouns. Dershowitz was hesitant. “I’ll use whatever language I choose t...
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August 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!
August 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.
June 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.
June 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.

Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎

stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Stanford faculty react to Harvard international student ban, foresee long-term damage
Professors raised concerns about the effects of the Trump administration’s action for Stanford and other schools.
stanforddaily.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.

Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎

stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Stanford faculty react to Harvard international student ban, foresee long-term damage
Professors raised concerns about the effects of the Trump administration’s action for Stanford and other schools.
stanforddaily.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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EMERGENCY 4-HOUR POD:

With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM