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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 22h

My boy is growing up so fast... Getting dressed all by himself!

Boney Danza @boney-danza.bsky.social · 22h

Get ready with me for the St. Louis Blues home opener tonight!

I can't go because I don't have a Ticketmaster account,
So I'll do my best and throw on this 4XL hand me down jersey from Louie, the friendliest mascot friend a decayed corpse could have.

#StLouisBlues

gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 23h

There's room for the "PLEASE RE-TIRE!" as well?

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 2d

Time-stamping my #NHLBlues thoughts for this season.

Either 3rd in the Central or 1st Wild Card, depending on how big of a shit the Jets take.

Jimmy Snuggerud gets the Calder.

Blues still playing in May. Anything can happen then.

gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 3d

My father is from Erie and is a very long suffering Browns fan. Think it depends on the ability of a human to internalize struggle and when they were first NFL fans.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 5d

watched it, but were you really watching?

kind of hate they still watch, but do anyways.

deserve a reward for making it though another week.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 5d

Still from a professional wrestling mask showing someone dressed like elmo slamming another wrestler. The wrestler being slammed is labeled "Me" and the wrestler dressed like Elmo is labeled "Day to day modern exit"

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 6d

Yep! You type it into a computer and it gets printed out at the register and that's how it's been for at least a decade. Big 'finger in the Wendy's chili' energy.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 6d

For the most part, yes. They made an effort to keep starters out for the fans and even though it was on NBA TV over here, it was the Australian broadcast which is always delightful.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 7d

That was a pretty fun game to watch and a pleasant surprise to fill the hole of the AFL season being done.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 7d

They found the only build-a-bear in the world where store employees give enough of a shit to look at the thing that prints out automatically and decide to throw it away?

Hats off to Seattle local news for being sucker of the day.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 8d

Now Albania is scoring off us!

🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · 8d

The Prime Minister of Albania came up to Macron and Azerbaijani President Aliyev and joked about how Trump had resolved the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan.

gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 10d

Oh no, that was not an issue with your streaming. Just wasn't expecting to see Jarrett was all.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 10d

Hey folks, check this out tonight. Just know that sometimes YouTube decides to display your entire name instead of a screen name.

the bipolar bear @bipolrbear.bsky.social · 10d

Hello everyone. My wife and son are going to their TKD class later. Which means I will be doing an hour long “concert” tonight. Of new material again. Most of the same stuff as last time. Still working out details.

Check it out tonight around 7pm at YouTube.com/WIREHOUNDband

WIREHOUND

YouTube.com

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 13d

Poor Catman had to have high hopes after half time, but you have to wonder if maybe he didn't do enough to help Geelong in the 2nd half.

JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 13d

The year of Catman in summary

gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 14d

I don't think there's much sleeping in that house...

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 14d

Can I share this on Google+ and Wave?

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 15d

"...and they give a type of cyberpunk visual that, frankly, is extremely my shit."

Fun sentence in the middle of a fascinating story by @jasonkoebler.bsky.social

Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 15d

The much-hyped SIM farm the Secret Service seized uses readily available off the shelf tech that, very interestingly, has also become critical to ticket scalping. I, like others, am extremely not buying the idea that this was intended to take down the cell network

www.404media.co/the-sim-farm...

The SIM Farm Hardware Seized by the Secret Service Is Also Popular With Ticket Scalpers

The tech the Secret Service claims can be used to "disable cell phone towers" is very commonly used by ticket scalpers to game Ticketmaster.

www.404media.co

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 18d

Never did read Revelation but CERTAINLY read Left Behind and so either I'm going to squeak into Heaven on a technicality or be left on a dying earth and if the rumors are true of who is in heaven I'm kind of okay with not being there?

Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19d

Again already? That's awesome. I have prepared a complete history of the Rapture leading up to Tuesday's Rapture:

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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · Jul 4

Garfield DOOM demons (11/2021)

Three DOOM enemies drawn to look like Garfields: a floating cacodemon, the walking demon, and a fat demon with gun arms.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 20d

2025 Boney Danza season has arrived!

Boney Danza @boney-danza.bsky.social · 20d

It's 12 foot skeleton season and monarch butterfly season!May this majestic bug rise up like the #seahawks on Sunday.
And a happy #BlueFriday for all mortals that celebrate.

A portrait mode picture with an in focus foreground of a monarch butterfly perched on a red sunflower. In the background, a 12 foot tall skeleton wears a Seahawks jersey that was a number 3 for Russel Wilson but has been taped over with a 7 for Geno Smith. While fixing it would be ideal, gorilla tape is very strong.

gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 21d

It's Hawthorn 42 Geelong 43 at half time from what appeared to be a pretty full MCG. Wake your American brains up on FS2 - DirecTV channel 618 - and be transported to a land that doesn't suck for the next 90 minutes.

gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 21d

That's going to be a green toilet bowl and it'll be worth it.

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22d

This is an important time to remember that responsibility is not a zero-sum game — recognizing one person’s fault does not necessarily diminish another person’s.

The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.

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gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 22d

I want John Oliver to open up on Sunday and then the Clitones music hits and Jimmy Kimmel comes out, tells a whole bunch of people to eat farts, and then every ABC employee to walk out and never go back.

But we don't have good things happen. This is a shared experience of shit for all of us.

gsn950 @gsn950.bsky.social · 23d

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

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