Guardiaoscura
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Gatos, Nihilismo Cósmico, Pesimismo Filosófico y txorradas varias. Pasen y acomodense al fondo a la izquierda, siempre a la izquierda.
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Por eso apple te da 1000 pavos por los viejos iphone 13 y están tan caros los teléfonos de generaciones anteriores a estar infestados de IA. Por eso gobiernos andan tratando como presuntos delincuentes a los que tienen un pixel con graphene OS. Y todo de tapadillo.
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Y todo esto lo van a poder hacer gracias a la IA que meten en todo porque mientras 4 tontopollas hacen dibujos lamentables, las IA graban todo lo que haces con teléfono y lo reportan a las empresas y REPITO, graban y reportan también lo que escribes y al final no mandas.
protheantom.bsky.social
Uno piensa que realmente nunca va a verse afectado por sistemas como este y un día llega un Trump al poder y declara el antifascismo como organización terrorista
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alexhanna.bsky.social
As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
a pesar de la h mal puesta, prometo que he ido al colegio y que si hubiera puesto esa falta ahí me hubiera llevado un viaje con la regla de madera en la yema de los dedos.
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Solo 4? Pues ha que colegios han ido?
Recuerdos del Colegio/Vietnam...
elsaltodiario.com
🚸Cuatro de cada diez personas han sufrido violencia física durante la infancia.

✍🏻 @splaza.bsky.social 

https://elsal.to/44460
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Yo no seré Brad Pitt ni tendré los mejores genes, pero al menos he tenido la decencia de procurar mejorar el pool genético global haciendo que mis genes se extingan conmigo.
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Esta es la raza británica que está en peligro de desaparecer en las islas?
Pues mira... ya sabes lo que te voy a decir. Hay que ir mezclando esa sangre antes de que sea tarde nivel Habsburgo.
Es tanto pedir que los putos fachas al menos tengan presencia?
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Lo peor del día que le de el telele al cheto es que aquí, el Obergruppenführer Stefan Müller, va a ser uno de los mandamases del cotarro nazi usaino.
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guilleciro.bsky.social
Hasta hace no mucho esto no hacía falta, pero ahora es clave destacarlo. Todo esto del cáncer de mama sale a la luz por el trabajo de Mercedes Díaz, una periodista de @radiosevilla.bsky.social. Lo investigó, lo documentó y lo contó.
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Breve recordatorio, el 4 de Noviembre puedes pedir cita en Osakidetza para vacuna de gripe+covid. Este mes están haciendo a mayores y grupos de riesgo. A mis viejitos ya se las pusieron hace 2 días.
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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herrlorenz.bsky.social
Prefiero lijarme los cojones, muchas gracias.
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Por comentar, el domingo en San Mames juegan las leonas contra el Real Madrid. 10 pavetes nada mas cuesta y va a hacer buen día de sol y temperatura.
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jonnymorris.bsky.social
Is this real or am I in a coma?
Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.
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Tener una canija en casa yo pensaba que sería como tener una miniversión de su madre. Pues no, es tener una versión en miniatura de mi propia madre. "En serio, Unai... otra (cosa random cualquiera) vez con eso?" y también: "Mira Unai, poooor favoooor" mientras hace facepalm y me juzga de reojo.
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Los higos no son una fruta... son una peli de Cronemberg
abcdarias.bsky.social
Mi cara oyendo esto fue la misma que la vuestra.
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stephengraves.co.uk
A surprisingly large number of them think the way to connect with Gen Z is "dress like Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who."
A screen grab of a Times article. The photograph depicts three men and a woman - according to the caption these are Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin, Daniel Campbell and Glesni Reece. 

Charles is in tweeds and a fedora, Rhys sports a combover and a question mark pullover as worn by the seventh Doctor Who. Daniel wears a blue "Make Britain Great Again" baseball cap. Glesni, unlike the others, is not wearing an outlandish costume, just a black tailored jacket over a white blouse.

Text reads:

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future
The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge
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esqueer.net
It's now considered controversial to fight the KKK in a video game.
Alt text: A tweet from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) reads: “Ubisoft canceled an ‘ASSASSINS CREED’ game set in the post–Civil War era. • Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave • Players would fight the emerging KKK • Leadership canceled it after concerns with U.S. political climate & Yasuke backlash.” The source link is listed as “gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubisof…”. Below the text are two images side by side: on the left, a hooded Assassin in white and red armor from the Assassin’s Creed series; on the right, the red Assassin’s Creed logo on a plain background. The tweet was posted at 4:11 PM on October 8, 2025, and has 665.8K views.
guardiaoscura.bsky.social
Blanco y en botella
premthakker.bsky.social
From Donald Trump's Roundtable on Antifa just now —
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec
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jaimerubio.bsky.social
"Señoría, la única forma de financiar mi negocio era atracar esos 17 bancos".
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robertscotthorton.bsky.social
This is Rev David Black, minister of the First Presbyterian Church in Chicago. He was shot seven times in the head with chemical pellets by ICE agents as he was kneeling to pray at a protest. He's one of three clergymen that ICE shot in the head.
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