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Ominous bird valentines.
A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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cxorlando.bsky.social
hello this is the official petition to bring back mass market paperbacks!! mmpbs are good actually and everyone should do them!! i think esp romantasy readers would really love that shit! and you can still spray those edges!!! bring back mass market paperbacks thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
guety.bsky.social
Estaba leyendo reddits random del cosmere y uno decía que había descubierto por el fandom que Kaladin es alto y que él siempre se lo imaginaba como un short king y yo a estas alturas ya no entiendo cómo lee la peña. LITERAL QUE DICEN QUE ES ALTÍSIMO EN CADA CAPITULO
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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jennydolfen.bsky.social
“The skies are mine”

My favourite Kaladin I've ever painted. 🩵🩵🩵
Procreate, done with a new gouach-y brushset I’m putting together.
Kaladin soaring into the skies, accompanied by Syl, who stands in the air above him and looks down on him. He’s smiling up at her. He holds a spear in his hand, there are wind-blown dark clouds around him, the Shattered Plains are visible below.
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
guety.bsky.social
Los niveles de yearning que alcanzan en The second death of Locke son tremendos, sufro hasta yo
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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botanicaxu.bsky.social
Here's another celebratory art for Stormlight TV series confirmation! 🥳
#Cosmere #StormlightArchive
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
guety.bsky.social
Veo a gente siendo bastante negativa con lo de que Sanderson vaya a ser showrunner de la serie del archivo y con miedo a que eso le lleve a no terminar los libros, pero de verdad necesitáis que Sanderson os de más pruebas de su compromiso como autor? Archivo y Mistborn 100% que los termina
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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elexadraws.com
Some sketches that I did last year of Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin from The Stormlight Archive! Been slowly going through all of the books (I’m now on the fifth book and like 75% finished ahhhh) and I love them so much, had to draw the main three cause I like em. 😩

#StormlightArchive
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
guety.bsky.social
fancastings que tengo para la serie del archivo que son tope locos pero tienen todo el sentido: Daniel Radcliffe de Szeth
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
guety.bsky.social
Todo el mundo está diciendo que ojalá que la serie del archivo sea super fiel y no se inventen nada, pero personalmente, si me quieren meter una escena random de Adolin entrenando sin camiseta, no le voy a decir que no
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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velinxi.bsky.social
“The casting BETTER be faithful to the books and not be raceswapping nonsense!!”

I agree. Let’s make sure it stays faithful and have the entire main cast of Stormlight Archives be Asian/ Pacific Islander and Kaladin will be 7’2, just as written in canon 😌 And don’t forget the buff Parshendi women
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 18d
Apple has landed the rights to Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' universe

• ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise

• 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series

• Sanderson will have creative control of the projects

(via THR)
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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ohshidraws.bsky.social
Rivals #kagehina #femkagehina
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
guety.bsky.social
Si tengo que ver un vídeo más de la "viral Japanese cheesecake" que es meterle galletas Lotus a un puto yogur natural y dejar que se ablanden, tiro el móvil por la ventana
BASTA YA POR FAVOR
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
guety.bsky.social
Si hacen serie de acción real del archivo, lo único que pido es que la mitad del presupuesto de vestuario se vaya en Adolin
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
guety.bsky.social
El talento que tienen los autores de fics del cosmere, de verdad
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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jennydolfen.bsky.social
👀
#stormlightarchive
Three closeup paintings of the eyes of the trio from Stormlight Archive: Kaladin, Adolin and Shallan. Above Kaladin’s eyes, we see his slave brands. Adolin has his trademark black-and-blond peppered hair hanging across his forehead, Shallan's freckled face is framed by her red hair.
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
guety.bsky.social
No paro de pensar en la existencia y el estado de los métodos anticonceptivos (y por relación, en la tasa de mortalidad infantil) en Roshar y tengo que hacer un hilo al respecto
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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solelle.bsky.social
⚡Stormblessed⚡

#StormlightArchive #Cosmere
An illustration of Kaladin and Syl from Stormlight Archive, they are in an open field, with rain pouring on top of them, a big storm coming and red clouds on the background.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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virtualtear.bsky.social
Merry (late) Yurismas! #stormlightarchive #art #lesbian
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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botanicaxu.bsky.social
I don't think I've ever done a proper piece for Shallan, so here it is! Also, Happy New Year to y'all! (It's been a looong hiatus and I finally got time to draw!)
#Cosmere #StormlightArchive #WindAndTruth
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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jennydolfen.bsky.social
Kaladin and the Lopen kick off 2026. 🎉
#stormlightarchive #art
Kaladin and Lopen from Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archive series. Kaladin, recently wounded by a chasmfiend, limps through the warcamps, leaning on his spear and supported by Lopen. Kaladin's face is tense, Lopen is his usual cheerful self.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
guety.bsky.social
TÍO, QUE CANSINO ES FITZ
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 AM
guety.bsky.social
Por supuesto como no podría ser de otra manera, tanto la bebé como yo hemos pillado tremendo trancazo justo cuando tengo días libres 😭
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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firecrackerx.bsky.social
Os dejo aquí la colección de hilos de "Señoras que se empotraron hace mucho" (aka historias absurdas y reales de señoras históricas que se comían la cara) para su fácil acceso y disfrute.

Iré actualizando a medida que los suba cada día.
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM