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𝑰 𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒔, 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒔. (Written by CC, or percy, if you prefer)

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lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · Aug 28

"Pierrot often fails, not because he is undeserving or immoral but simply because the Harlequin is more charismatic."

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 1d

> about time you made a new weapon

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 2d

i think the real black liquid sorrow leaking out of your eyes for a costume is deadass worth the immortal soul?

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 2d

THE BIRD LIKES GIRLS???

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · 2d

He's coming onto you, dawg.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 2d

WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM ME??

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 2d

WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM ME??

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 2d

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 2d

i believe i may be the conductor of some manner of idiot symphony.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 3d

stop talking to the feathery asshole and do something woman!

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

that does indeed sound like ass. also, PI? what like pickle inspector?

—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 9d

But wait: As an extra middle finger to the player, the code always ends up being something that you ALREADY HAD A COPY OF the whole time.

Once he cheers up he runs the machine again (???? what??) and then your torrent suddenly has better download speeds for some fucking reason.

It sucks ass.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

ok, ok, i'm guessing that not being capped at 20 is one of my benefits to leveling up? i've got like 30 tar on me at the moment? anyway guilds. whats the guild?

—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 9d

It won't let you alchemize anything you can't actually HOLD the required grist for, but it'll help keep you topped off.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

this is perhaps the best question i've been asked ever. gutter.

—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 9d

Both of those topics require their own mini articles with how much bullshit there is to cover.

You wanna hear about the Guild or the Gutter first?

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

i do not have a CD drive, so i suppose i'm SOL. also, M.E.G quest? gutter function? please elaborate.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

i do not have a CD drive, so i suppose i'm SOL. also, M.E.G quest? gutter function? please elaborate.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

unfortunately, one of my friends is what can be charitably called a tech antiquarian, one has a pile of various innate audio bullshit and i'm sure there's a something with a CD drive in there somewhere, and one lives in a building older then time so there's probably a fossil computer in there too.

—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 9d

Not that it actually matters OBVIOUSLY because the download speeds are abhorrent and nobody likes doing the M.E.G quests to upgrade them.

People only install that shit for the gutter function.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

you mean to tell me that they've been holding out on me? i haven't been paying the most attention to my grist, has my shit been getting ganked for at most 9 hours without me knowing?

—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 9d

Upon entry of additional players new items become available to deploy. The second player allows (Among other things) the GristTorrent CD to be deployed.

It is a program used to whisk away all of your friends hard earned treasures while they do the same to you.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

bet i could do some wicked alchemy if i had more kinds of grist. i wonder if theres a way to trade grist or something.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

bet i could do some wicked alchemy if i had more kinds of grist. i wonder if theres a way to trade grist or something.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 9d

((ooc: p.))

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 10d

((Ooc: the inescapable desire to start a second account for one of my other ocs so I can forget to post on TWO accounts

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 10d

how the hell is a girl meant to find the time to build with flying jackalope clowns in her house?

i realize that this sounds like i'm in some kind of hell.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 12d

well i'm not gonna waste precious building time on some sboob whose not even playing yet.

> You don't actually know what sboob means, but you feel proud for using that cool and new slag you absorbed

ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ @zoosmell-pooplord.bsky.social · 12d

"well apparently it says 'waiting for episode 1', whatever that means."

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 12d

oh. i'm so sorry buddy. you're cooked.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 12d

oh. i'm so sorry buddy. you're cooked.

ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ @zoosmell-pooplord.bsky.social · 12d

"i'm trying here, it says it's gonna be a few months."

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 12d

wouldn't recommend. this game is utter dogshit.

that being said you should hurry up on that install.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 12d

wouldn't recommend. this game is utter dogshit.

that being said you should hurry up on that install.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 13d

apparently I need to learn to do more then copy paste with this building mechanic because these surfaces are too fucking curved to walk on.

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 14d

no I dont know how to do that made up sounding thing you just said

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 14d

gang???

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 14d

hey gang how do i turn off the optical torture nexus??

lily. @guileatrophy.bsky.social · 15d