Gull
@gull.bsky.social
Man I'm just a guy
34 - he/his - fascists and minors begone
34 - he/his - fascists and minors begone
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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imagining Jack Black carefully watching presidential polling and when it hits below 40% he picks up that phone
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
The band went on hiatus after outrage over onstage joke in 2024, but Gass confirms the band will return, saying ‘It was hard. It is like a marriage’
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
imagining Jack Black carefully watching presidential polling and when it hits below 40% he picks up that phone
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OH IT FINALLY CAME IN
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
OH IT FINALLY CAME IN
I think now that life and money have stabilized I'm gonna get a Switch 2 with my tax return when it comes in, time to see what Mario and the boys have been cookin
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I think now that life and money have stabilized I'm gonna get a Switch 2 with my tax return when it comes in, time to see what Mario and the boys have been cookin
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Commission for @gull.bsky.social !!
I think you should do as they say, so Why don't you come along for the ride?
#furry #art #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #sergal #horsecock
I think you should do as they say, so Why don't you come along for the ride?
#furry #art #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #sergal #horsecock
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Commission for @gull.bsky.social !!
I think you should do as they say, so Why don't you come along for the ride?
#furry #art #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #sergal #horsecock
I think you should do as they say, so Why don't you come along for the ride?
#furry #art #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #sergal #horsecock
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January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scully you're not gonna believe this
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine if it happens on tv
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2026 bingo card: in a $5M sponsorship deal, he changes his name to Lin-Fanduel Miranda
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
2026 bingo card: in a $5M sponsorship deal, he changes his name to Lin-Fanduel Miranda
My dumb ass speccing Gull into Fighter when he's more spiritually aligned with Berserkers
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 AM
My dumb ass speccing Gull into Fighter when he's more spiritually aligned with Berserkers
[Jerry Seinfeld voice] So my anxiety medication just went from $15 for a 90 day supply to $45, like hello?? This is supposed to keep me from worrying!
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
[Jerry Seinfeld voice] So my anxiety medication just went from $15 for a 90 day supply to $45, like hello?? This is supposed to keep me from worrying!
Went to a really cool used bookstore but had to witness a dad trying to get his kid into dnd 3.5e when he was looking at 5e books and felt like calling CPS
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Went to a really cool used bookstore but had to witness a dad trying to get his kid into dnd 3.5e when he was looking at 5e books and felt like calling CPS
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There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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I wish there was a bit more exploration of the birthsigns for everyone else. For example, those born under the Shadow have the natural ability to turn invisible. This is the equivalent of anyone born during the month of May in our world being able to turn invisible.
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I wish there was a bit more exploration of the birthsigns for everyone else. For example, those born under the Shadow have the natural ability to turn invisible. This is the equivalent of anyone born during the month of May in our world being able to turn invisible.
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i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
Vector T Crocodile is the Sonic universe's portrait of Dorian Grey, but for adult responsibility. Everybody gets to run around doing loops and eating chili dogs while he has to worry about things like taxes, rent, running a business, milfs
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Vector T Crocodile is the Sonic universe's portrait of Dorian Grey, but for adult responsibility. Everybody gets to run around doing loops and eating chili dogs while he has to worry about things like taxes, rent, running a business, milfs
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Games I've finished this year
Starting off the new year with a classic! I fell off this one way back when I first played it for reasons unknown, but I finally buckled down and killed the big space bug. Might be a touch overrated, but only a touch. There's some fun, special stuff going on here.
Starting off the new year with a classic! I fell off this one way back when I first played it for reasons unknown, but I finally buckled down and killed the big space bug. Might be a touch overrated, but only a touch. There's some fun, special stuff going on here.
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Games I've finished this year
Starting off the new year with a classic! I fell off this one way back when I first played it for reasons unknown, but I finally buckled down and killed the big space bug. Might be a touch overrated, but only a touch. There's some fun, special stuff going on here.
Starting off the new year with a classic! I fell off this one way back when I first played it for reasons unknown, but I finally buckled down and killed the big space bug. Might be a touch overrated, but only a touch. There's some fun, special stuff going on here.
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