Gwared, Brazda & Seel - Comin' Atcha
@gwared.bsky.social
Hard UtiLeninist, PsychMed Prof. LG(B)T(Q) 🏳️🌈 He/They Autistic #TransLivesMatter🏳️⚧️ #BlackTransLivesMatter
I think this week is going to be a Rubicon moment.
I just feel something on the horizon and Cassandra is very rarely wrong.
I just feel something on the horizon and Cassandra is very rarely wrong.
January 19, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I think this week is going to be a Rubicon moment.
I just feel something on the horizon and Cassandra is very rarely wrong.
I just feel something on the horizon and Cassandra is very rarely wrong.
TikTok did a weird thing and auto authenticated me...
It's like I've just been judged by the sentience as being an actualised being.
It's like I've just been judged by the sentience as being an actualised being.
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
TikTok did a weird thing and auto authenticated me...
It's like I've just been judged by the sentience as being an actualised being.
It's like I've just been judged by the sentience as being an actualised being.
Uniting the Left by organising comrade soviet playthroughs of Peak.
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Uniting the Left by organising comrade soviet playthroughs of Peak.
I'm gonna get really really high and play Forza.
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I'm gonna get really really high and play Forza.
We need to talk about #DragRace and how we somehow stop them from doing RPDR Live as a maxi.
Stop it. It's not big and it's not clever; and it's certainly not funny.
Stop it. It's not big and it's not clever; and it's certainly not funny.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 AM
We need to talk about #DragRace and how we somehow stop them from doing RPDR Live as a maxi.
Stop it. It's not big and it's not clever; and it's certainly not funny.
Stop it. It's not big and it's not clever; and it's certainly not funny.
I always give myself a wee mental pat on the back when I ring the GUM results line and get neg's across the board.
It's like my brain saying "We go again!"
It's like my brain saying "We go again!"
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I always give myself a wee mental pat on the back when I ring the GUM results line and get neg's across the board.
It's like my brain saying "We go again!"
It's like my brain saying "We go again!"
mfer eats food like Israel absorbs Palestine.
Fast, ugly and sickening.
Fast, ugly and sickening.
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 AM
mfer eats food like Israel absorbs Palestine.
Fast, ugly and sickening.
Fast, ugly and sickening.
Watching Stancil's eyes opening is... tbh it's one of the more encouraging things I've seen lately and that's saying something.
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Watching Stancil's eyes opening is... tbh it's one of the more encouraging things I've seen lately and that's saying something.
Love a client I can fix in 15.
YOU PAID FOR THE HOUR, SUCKA!!!
YOU PAID FOR THE HOUR, SUCKA!!!
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Love a client I can fix in 15.
YOU PAID FOR THE HOUR, SUCKA!!!
YOU PAID FOR THE HOUR, SUCKA!!!
I'm usually pretty resilient to vaccines but this has fucking floored me.
The MenB vaccine huuuuuurts.
Much ache. Such ow.
Much ache. Such ow.
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I'm usually pretty resilient to vaccines but this has fucking floored me.
The MenB vaccine huuuuuurts.
Much ache. Such ow.
Much ache. Such ow.
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The MenB vaccine huuuuuurts.
Much ache. Such ow.
Much ache. Such ow.
Okay, I have never ever liked Dilbert. Never read it. Never got it. Totally outside my sphere of acknowledgement.
So can someone tell me why we hate the dead guy?
So can someone tell me why we hate the dead guy?
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Okay, I have never ever liked Dilbert. Never read it. Never got it. Totally outside my sphere of acknowledgement.
So can someone tell me why we hate the dead guy?
So can someone tell me why we hate the dead guy?
Lads, if you haven’t already watched The Pitt then get into it. They’ve captured ER but in a 24 format with great medical procedural writing as well as some great characters.
Highly vastly hugely recommended.
Highly vastly hugely recommended.
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Lads, if you haven’t already watched The Pitt then get into it. They’ve captured ER but in a 24 format with great medical procedural writing as well as some great characters.
Highly vastly hugely recommended.
Highly vastly hugely recommended.
Getting into The Pitt.
Have an adult crush on Noah Wyle, apparently.
Have an adult crush on Noah Wyle, apparently.
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Getting into The Pitt.
Have an adult crush on Noah Wyle, apparently.
Have an adult crush on Noah Wyle, apparently.
Time to remind Americans every day that they have a right to guns until someone does it.
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Time to remind Americans every day that they have a right to guns until someone does it.
Ran out of patience for Americans telling everybody that America isn't actually a fascist state because we don't live there and we don't know.
Apparently things are just 'heated' because of racists... who wants to tell them?
Apparently things are just 'heated' because of racists... who wants to tell them?
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Ran out of patience for Americans telling everybody that America isn't actually a fascist state because we don't live there and we don't know.
Apparently things are just 'heated' because of racists... who wants to tell them?
Apparently things are just 'heated' because of racists... who wants to tell them?
Reposted by Gwared, Brazda & Seel - Comin' Atcha
[sweeping drone footage of a Scottish castle]
Claudia: "Last night, one of the faithful was murdered, but who?"
Mournful, breathy female singer: "🎵 Some Trevor Francis tracksuits... from a mush in Shepherd's Bush... Bush, Bush, Bush..."
Claudia: "Last night, one of the faithful was murdered, but who?"
Mournful, breathy female singer: "🎵 Some Trevor Francis tracksuits... from a mush in Shepherd's Bush... Bush, Bush, Bush..."
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[sweeping drone footage of a Scottish castle]
Claudia: "Last night, one of the faithful was murdered, but who?"
Mournful, breathy female singer: "🎵 Some Trevor Francis tracksuits... from a mush in Shepherd's Bush... Bush, Bush, Bush..."
Claudia: "Last night, one of the faithful was murdered, but who?"
Mournful, breathy female singer: "🎵 Some Trevor Francis tracksuits... from a mush in Shepherd's Bush... Bush, Bush, Bush..."
Oh no.
OH NO.
I've fucked someone on Traitors.
OH NO.
I've fucked someone on Traitors.
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Oh no.
OH NO.
I've fucked someone on Traitors.
OH NO.
I've fucked someone on Traitors.
Lite Brite and Sticklebricks will live in my brain until the day I die.
They're just permanently in there ready to be remembered at any point.
They're just permanently in there ready to be remembered at any point.
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Lite Brite and Sticklebricks will live in my brain until the day I die.
They're just permanently in there ready to be remembered at any point.
They're just permanently in there ready to be remembered at any point.
So I sometimes chat shit very cavalierly about how good I am with a dick and I'm confident in how good I am and generally that's the case.
Today I had a client that I managed to take to an edge and stay there for a half hour and then finished by *literally* blowing him because he was that amped.
Today I had a client that I managed to take to an edge and stay there for a half hour and then finished by *literally* blowing him because he was that amped.
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
So I sometimes chat shit very cavalierly about how good I am with a dick and I'm confident in how good I am and generally that's the case.
Today I had a client that I managed to take to an edge and stay there for a half hour and then finished by *literally* blowing him because he was that amped.
Today I had a client that I managed to take to an edge and stay there for a half hour and then finished by *literally* blowing him because he was that amped.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel... alright I guess.
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel... alright I guess.
The US have just stolen a Russian<>Venezuelan ship.
It's been a blast, guys. We had a fairly decent run for a while but looks like the game's up.
It's been a blast, guys. We had a fairly decent run for a while but looks like the game's up.
January 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The US have just stolen a Russian<>Venezuelan ship.
It's been a blast, guys. We had a fairly decent run for a while but looks like the game's up.
It's been a blast, guys. We had a fairly decent run for a while but looks like the game's up.
Pete Hegseth is referring to himself as 'Secretary of War' amongst the US Armed Forces.
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Pete Hegseth is referring to himself as 'Secretary of War' amongst the US Armed Forces.
How do you deal with insomnia? I'm currently submitting a load of double glazing quotes...
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
How do you deal with insomnia? I'm currently submitting a load of double glazing quotes...
There's a worrying level of overly confident English paedophiles over on that other place when it comes to defending its AI.
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
There's a worrying level of overly confident English paedophiles over on that other place when it comes to defending its AI.