Oberon (Vortigern)
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Who the hell wants to survive the end of the world, man.
You don’t really want to be here, yet you are.
[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).]

What is he saying about me now.
[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).]

What is he saying about me now.
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The harder you try to avoid it. [Turning to Oberon.] the more likely summons become.
And you sound so happy about it.
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[Hearing everyone go "aww oberon" followed by a pillar of flame in the distance.]

died in battle. [crossing his fingers] c'monnnn died in battle.
Hey.
Oh yeah, the guy that's usually about as helpful as Merlin.
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Are they killing Merlin's ass in the QRTs
/ obie has so many enemies every time I log in I feel like the knife cat
Fae Britain is destroyed, so most of my goals were accomplished. It's more of a draw than a victory. Also, you didn't do shit. You just threw quartz into the gachapon machine and I came out.
I've won against you?

And even dragged you into helping humanity?
Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.
Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.
I mean, I'm smarter than you clearly. So what's your point?
That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.
That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.
Yeah time is basically a stasis physically but mentally I've aged thirty years. It's a mess.
Is that the secret to your eternal youth.
Is that the secret to your eternal youth.
Technically it still will be when this is all over.
Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.
Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.
Happy death day Oberon this final skrillex run goes out to you.
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Avalon is fake lol. Who the fuck is Merlin, you've been talking to thin air. You sound crazy right now.
More like Abalone because the motherfuckers living there are fishy as fuck