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hadnankadere.bsky.social
Hadnan Kadere
@hadnankadere.bsky.social
510 followers 450 following 860 posts
Peddler, muscle for hire, mirth, merriment, musical parodies and the occasional poem. Always looking for ways to make the 'cloaks less white.
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 16h
Careful what you wish for boys and girls
a pink dress is hanging from the ceiling in front of a building
Alt: Gru, the big nosed man from "despicable me", wears a blond wig and a pink dress and is lowered from the roof in front of a building. With a constant grumpy look, he throws some fairy dust.
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 5d
Romance socks 😉
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 8d
🎈🫂
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 8d
Fountain pen! ALWAYS use a fountain pen! Inky fingertips and pocket protectors are essential!

Back to the cellar-y. Thanks for drawing me out 2 days in a row 🤠👍
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 8d
Chapter 1) Confidence, confidence, confidence... BUT NOT TOO MUCH!

It really doesn't matter what this is applied to, but too much confidence is neither sexy, nor thexy. All of the good work of being thexy can be unravelled in an instant if your overconfidence gives you a swollen head....
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 8d
Can I interest you in reading "The (Not Very) Subtle Art of Being Thexy, by H. Kadere"?
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 9d
*sticks head out of cellar-y that is not door that is not*

There is a place in Arkansas called Mountain Home, which of course is the literal translation of Manetheren.

*ducks back (dry quack) into the cellar-y that is not*
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 9d
Right-o 🫡
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 9d
A worthy cause! Several of my friends suffer from the awful, debilitating symptoms.

Sorry I've been away for a bit hinderpeeps. I have decided to (very briefly) come out of my cellar-y that is not to give you news......

I have found Manetheren!

Back to the cellar-y. Byeeeeee
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 18d
But we can't eat the cotton candy castle... Wait, can we?
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
Realistically, they don't. At least not very well.
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
I do! English is my first but my fingers are to fat for a phone keyboard
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
Apart from spelling 🤭
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
They probably call wicth-estershire sauce, and slavy, respectively
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
The "pie" is a misnomer, but i didn't name it 🤷🏻‍♂️

It is cake. Pure cake, with excessive amounts of rich chocolate gravy (sauce)
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
Chocolate 😁
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
Manetheren Mud pie has no pastry
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
And i "don't look like your average hauti-fucking-culturalist"

10 Manetheren Mud Pies to whoever gets the movie quote first!
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
Rhubarb is very high in fibre. Perfect for generating ammo in my never-ending war against the whitecloaks
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
Some suggestions

Echo's celery brownies 😉

Eton (Ebou Dari if you prefer) mess

Manetheren Mud Pie
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
As well as celery brownies 😉
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
Always cake

But sometimes rhubarb crumble, too.
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 19d
All 27 Aga's are primed and on standby.

Anyone with an Aiel complexion should consider wearing suncream spf500 before entering the bakery.
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 20d
Seriously, though, it thought it was sponge cubes at first
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Hadnan Kadere @hadnankadere.bsky.social · 20d
Those Bastard Robins people must be Children of the Light.

They don't have anything like that near me!

REIGNITE THE BAKERY!
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