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Hanna
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She/Her. Dodgers | Comets | Mariners. President of the Emmet Sheehan and Justin Wrobleski appreciation society. Bryan Woo, Alex Freeland, Noah Miller, Justin Dean & Chris Taylor apologist.

#teamsheebleski
Pinned
For every single person who yapped at me about him being Catholic/Christian. Look at what is still out in his locker. This mightn’t mean shit to anybody else, but this is significant to me and this kid is so damn special.
Everyone out here singing praises for Mookie’s glove (fair, admittedly) and then there’s me, demanding more of the sour patch kid obsessive with questionable facial hair on this stage in 2026
...compared to this and what not.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I mean it’s not preferable?
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Just learned the Padres were looking at Emmet in college and my entire life just flashed before my eyes
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Cease to the Blue Jays? Haaa
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
93% of these dorks, I guess (affectionate)
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Had already committed to go to the “office” today before the heat wave set in and I think I’m suitably prepared: Panadol, 1.5L bottle of water, laptop and charger, phone chargers and a bag of watermelon sour patch kids.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal”
2025 edition
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you have a sec and are doomscrolling IG, please visit OKC_Comets stories & vote to move their Star Wars jersey through to the next round of their best jersey comp.

They should never have had a night that puts $ in that despicable person’s pocket to begin with. www.instagram.com/okc_comets?i...
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I just ordered the world’s ugliest t-shirt and I’m so excited
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Now I’ve seen everything.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Normalise responding to meeting requests with “Looks painful. Can’t wait.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The Salvation Army sucks but Will Klein is genuinely a good dude. Love that.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That one Conforto catch
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think Thanksgiving is dumb (and I won’t apologise for it) but in a huge win for the alliteration crowd, my boss (side hustle boss/fun boss/Yankees boss (it’s okay, his sister is a Dodger fan & frequents seats along the third base line multiple times a month)) opens his new place a week from today!
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pre-arbitration bonuses make sense on paper but there’s a part of me that’s extremely petty and would hand out giant piles of cash extremely differently using much funnier criteria
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Imagine wanting to go someone new so badly you think yes, the coloured socks team sounds like a dandy option.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reposted by Hanna
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I have a whole new sense of appreciation for show choirs. Best twenty minutes I’ve ever wasted.
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Vanilla Bean, the enigma that you are.
Oh my gosh! Chia seeds, makes me think of an SNL Chia Head skit, which reminded me that I saw these pix of a young Jack Dreyer that I had saved to show you! He was really rockin’ that ‘fro in high school!
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well done to Decider for posting the “first look”at the “new” Scrubs and then proceeding to layer a monologue over twenty-five year old footage. Click and bait.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This makes me irrevocably happy. They are not Pokémon Andrew, you do NOT need to issue contracts to them all.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So now it’s hailing. Neat.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Gonna need everyone to stop and pause for ten seconds for station ID, I mean, to appreciate the upgrade both my personal and work phones experienced in light of this tinier-than-expected-sticker-that’s-tiny-because-I-was-too-excited-to-order-it-than-verify-the-measurements being stuck on the back
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Butterscotch absolutely adores getting brushed. As a former feral-adjacent he never really grasped the concept of personal grooming but boy, given him the fur AFTER the fact and he’s euphoric.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM