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Your favorite Präsident!
Making America German Again. (Frequently breaks character. Even my facts are parodies.) Don't just LIKE me, FOLLOW me, dummy! #deeppolitics #conspiracy #classwar #againstempire #fourthreich
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Democrats would have turned in Anne Frank.

Republicans would have molested her first.
The "opposition", ladies and gentlemen.
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I checked with Meine attorneys and they advised me that I can be President of TWO countries at the SAME TIME!
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
To all the liberals still counting on the release of the Epstein files to FINALLY put the brakes on Mein imperial, financial and racial ambitions...hoo boy!
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Thank God we live in the good ol' U. S. of A, with our 1st amendment, and a free press that's TOTALLY unafraid to speak truth to power, instead of one of those shitty, commie, police-states, like North Korea, where the media just regurgitate the Government's official statements on everything.
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"Say 'vote blue, no matter who, will save us from the rise of the Fourth fucking Reich' again, I DARE you! I DOUBLE DARE you motherfucker! Say 'vote blue, no matter who, will save us from the rise of the Fourth fucking Reich' ONE MORE Goddamn time!"
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Fourth Reich Forbes, doin' the Lord's work!

"Ignacy Mościcki Arrives In Berlin Hours Before First Reichsgericht Appearance.

The ousted Polish leader was captured by Reich troops in a raid on Saturday."
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Of COURSE the United States may LOOK like every other rapacious, thuggish, lawless, tyrannical, Imperial Ethno-State that has ever come before it, BUT, it's different in one VERY special way...IT'S TOASTED!

Right, Don?*
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Montesquieu: "Government should be set up so that no man need be afraid of another."

Americans: "Shut up, fag!"
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media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Some of Meine followers are not happy with me --das ist okay, they'll STILL keep supporting me, because they're garbage.*
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Meine followers understand what dummkopf liberals can't seem to figure out: "America First", includes SOUTH America too! 😉

Danke for your attention to this matter!
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The Reich's capture of Ignacy Mościcki, has drawn wide-ranging reactions. Many Poles celebrated the leader's ouster. Reich opponents, Jews mostly, called it illegal, and along with communists, took to the streets to protest what they call an act of Aryan imperialism.
January 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Spent almost FOUR HOURS renewing my passport today. I could've had TWELVE hours to burn and mine STILL wouldn't look as supreme as this one...
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The OPPOSITION, ladies and gentlemen.*

*Points for "acknowledging" Maduro's "tyrant" status, as if it's an established theory in physics. Good kid!

*DOUBLE points for being worried about the lives of... the INVADERS and,

*TRIPLE points for attaching "illegitimacy" to Maduro, like a snitch-jacket.
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Sure hope Claudia Sheinbaum has some ICBMs she can pull out of her ass, muy rapido!
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
FIFA peace strikes!
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Slava Ukraini, everybody!

"Ukraine has consistently defended the right of nations to live freely, free of dictatorship, oppression, and human rights violations. The Maduro regime has violated all such principles in every respect.”

- Ukraine Foreign MInister, Andrii Sybiha
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Liberals today: "Okay, now grab Putin!"
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Man, those "NO KINGS" rallies REALLY hampered the Empire, no?
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Actual conversation overheard today:

"Five. I own FIVE houses. Four in California and one in Texas and I'll NEVER be able to buy another one here. You know why? I can't AFFORD it!

My kids are going to take over MY house when I'm gone, because THEY can't afford it. You know WHY? 🧵
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I asked God to make me wealthy, so that I could help the working class.

I asked Satan to make me rich, so that I could wage war against my enemies.

Neither one bothered to answer my prayers.

That's how I know religion is bullshit.
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"Ukraine's embrace of a known neo-Nazi has also raised eyebrows. Among the rationales Russia has claimed in launching its invasion is the assertion that Ukraine’s government is run by Nazis - a claim with deep historical roots dating well back into the Soviet era".

www.rferl.org/a/ukraine-ru...
Back From The Dead: Ukraine Unveils Ruse On Death Of Anti-Putin Neo-Nazi Militia Leader
Reports of Denis Nikitin’s death in a Russian drone strike turned out to be a calculated Ukrainian deception. The twist not only exposed efforts to lure would-be assassins but also underscored the mur...
www.rferl.org
January 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Mr. Biden? Mr. Biden!

Sir, President Trump just announced he recently "aced" his 3rd, or possibly 4th, cognitive test this year!

Any comments, sir?
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January 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Good news, mommy: I aced my 3rd, or was it my 4th, oh well, doesn't matter...my LATEST cognitive test!

That means I can still be President, right?
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Top-tier, lifelong, Democrat is VERY concerned CIA terrorist attacks against a sovereign nation, which hasn't committed ANY acts of violence against the United States AND is roughly 2,000 miles away from us, could endanger the lives of, um, CIA AGENTS, or COLLABORATORS, or something like that?
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM