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Your favorite Präsident!
Making America German Again. (Frequently breaks character. Even my facts are parodies.) Don't just LIKE me, FOLLOW me, dummy! #deeppolitics #conspiracy #classwar #againstempire #fourthreich
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Democrats would have turned in Anne Frank.

Republicans would have molested her first.
“Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me. I don’t need international law. I’m not looking to hurt people.”

(Yes, that's an actual quote!)*
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Remember when right wing fuck-offs suddenly started calling themselves "auditors" a few years ago and began showing up at law enforcement agencies and even getting RIGHT in cops' faces on the streets with cameras n' shit, to try and provoke a reaction from "tyrants"?

Those guys jack off to ICE now.
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
You don't understand, I HAD to shoot her, she was about to doxx me!
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
If the Democrats were the opposition in the Reichstag, on September 1st, 1939:

"Führer und Reichskanzler Hitler's invasion of Poland is a CLEAR violation of the parliamentary tradition of asking us for permission FIRST!"
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're Red?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!

CIA Man - The Fugs*

www.wealthmanagement.com/investing-st...
Q&A: CIA Veteran Sees Investment Opportunity in Venezuela
The situation in Venezuela will provide investment opportunities for U.S. wealth managers, says Jack Devine, a 32-year veteran of the CIA.
www.wealthmanagement.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:44 AM
You could be concerned about ICE-stapo agents shooting women in the face.

Or, even MORE concerned whether wokeness is "Finally Dead" or not.

Priorities.
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Never, ever, EVER, tolerate a wrongful termination!

This is ESPECIALLY the case when protected speech is the cause for being terminated.

Find a good attorney that specializes in employment and/or constitutional law and sue the flat ass cheeks off your shitty, Fourth Reich-enabling bosses!
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The room where it happened:

Where Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News anchorman job interview was conducted.
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
“Führer und Reichskanzler Hitler today accused Communists of failing to prevent the attack on the Reichstag, while opposition leaders Ernst Thälmann and Ernst Oberfohren accused the Führer of ‘whitewashing it,’” the journalist said on Tuesday.
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
U.S. Aryan media:

"If Maduro didn't want his country invaded, maybe he shouldn't have dressed so provocatively."
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
"You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people."
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Glory holes.
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Me, three days ago:

Liberals today: "Okay, now grab Putin!"

And this piece of shit, TODAY!
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Me, watching TV while chatting with a coworker, five years ago, today: "yo, there are NAZIS attacking the Capitol right now!"

Coworker: "well...they're not ALL Nazis".
a man in a suit holds an american flag
ALT: a man in a suit holds an american flag
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
OH, it's TERRIBLE...just terrible! But, you know, if KAMALA had been elected, María Corina Machado would be running El Salvador right now and we wouldn't be dealing with this all icky Maduro stuff.

Still, you gotta trust the process, right?
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Poised to upend fossil fuel industry..."

Well, we can't have THAT, can we?

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...
Murdered MIT scientist was pioneering tech to take on fuel industry
The murdered MIT professor, Nuno Loureiro, was leading a potentially world-changing effort to upend the fossil fuel industry when we was fatally shot Monday.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The "opposition", ladies and gentlemen.
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I checked with Meine attorneys and they advised me that I can be President of TWO countries at the SAME TIME!
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
To all the liberals still counting on the release of the Epstein files to FINALLY put the brakes on Mein imperial, financial and racial ambitions...hoo boy!
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Thank God we live in the good ol' U. S. of A, with our 1st amendment, and a free press that's TOTALLY unafraid to speak truth to power, instead of one of those shitty, commie, police-states, like North Korea, where the media just regurgitate the Government's official statements on everything.
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"Say 'vote blue, no matter who, will save us from the rise of the Fourth fucking Reich' again, I DARE you! I DOUBLE DARE you motherfucker! Say 'vote blue, no matter who, will save us from the rise of the Fourth fucking Reich' ONE MORE Goddamn time!"
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Fourth Reich Forbes, doin' the Lord's work!

"Ignacy Mościcki Arrives In Berlin Hours Before First Reichsgericht Appearance.

The ousted Polish leader was captured by Reich troops in a raid on Saturday."
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Of COURSE the United States may LOOK like every other rapacious, thuggish, lawless, tyrannical, Imperial Ethno-State that has ever come before it, BUT, it's different in one VERY special way...IT'S TOASTED!

Right, Don?*
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Montesquieu: "Government should be set up so that no man need be afraid of another."

Americans: "Shut up, fag!"
a little girl standing next to a husky dog with usa usa usa written on the screen
ALT: a little girl standing next to a husky dog with usa usa usa written on the screen
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM