Halcyon Ember
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Halcyon Ember
@halcyonember.bsky.social
· Aug 17
Reply to this image with your OC and I'll pick a lucky volunteer for the 500th episode!
Is collagen the new thing people are trying to force into food?
January 22, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Is collagen the new thing people are trying to force into food?
I dunno what happened whilst I was on the train home but the USians are being weird about the UK existing again.
January 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I dunno what happened whilst I was on the train home but the USians are being weird about the UK existing again.
“Warrior ethos”
Because the big car you bought just isn’t making you feel better about your alcohol related impotence
Because the big car you bought just isn’t making you feel better about your alcohol related impotence
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
“Warrior ethos”
Because the big car you bought just isn’t making you feel better about your alcohol related impotence
Because the big car you bought just isn’t making you feel better about your alcohol related impotence
Βegging people to stop using the climate acceleration machine to generate shitty pictures that they could pay an artist to do better
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Βegging people to stop using the climate acceleration machine to generate shitty pictures that they could pay an artist to do better
Keep seeing adverts for Kefir and my brain keeps mixing it up with The South African K-word and flash banging me
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Keep seeing adverts for Kefir and my brain keeps mixing it up with The South African K-word and flash banging me
42 year old elf
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
42 year old elf
Post an FFXIV meme made by you
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Post an FFXIV meme made by you
“I love stories of the British raj” is such a wild thing to hear someone say in a British accent
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
“I love stories of the British raj” is such a wild thing to hear someone say in a British accent
Really sickened by authoritarian regimes continually murdering their own people.
Iran is so fucked.
Iran is so fucked.
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Really sickened by authoritarian regimes continually murdering their own people.
Iran is so fucked.
Iran is so fucked.
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If the things you require me to sacrifice "for the greater good" are my healthcare, my safety, my bodily autonomy and my right to exist as an equal human being in your society, then it's not the good at all, and your party can burn to the ground and the nation along with it.
Because I KWEW the spineless appeaser would block me:
January 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
If the things you require me to sacrifice "for the greater good" are my healthcare, my safety, my bodily autonomy and my right to exist as an equal human being in your society, then it's not the good at all, and your party can burn to the ground and the nation along with it.
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love your friends, let your friends love you
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
love your friends, let your friends love you
Alt text, not to be confused with emo or goth text
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Alt text, not to be confused with emo or goth text
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Vet: The cure is simple. Pet the great dog Wagliacci, a famous good boy
Dog, sadly: Woof
Dog, sadly: Woof
October 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Vet: The cure is simple. Pet the great dog Wagliacci, a famous good boy
Dog, sadly: Woof
Dog, sadly: Woof
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This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
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A quick note to all the media covering Minneapolis right now, the Reich called my grandfather and great uncle "protesters" when all they were doing was stopping SS from disappearing their neighbors. So maybe don't be like the Nazi Press unless you are the Nazi Press.
Killed my grandfather and my great uncle for speaking out against the Reich. Took over my grandmother's house with my mom living there as a child. And they were not Jewish. Nazis are not an abstract concept.
There's a lot of abstract talk about nazis right now and I just want to bring it back to concrete reality for a second:
Those motherfuckers tried to murder MY GRANDPARENTS.
Those motherfuckers tried to murder MY GRANDPARENTS.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
A quick note to all the media covering Minneapolis right now, the Reich called my grandfather and great uncle "protesters" when all they were doing was stopping SS from disappearing their neighbors. So maybe don't be like the Nazi Press unless you are the Nazi Press.
