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@hannahcarty.bsky.social
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hannahcarty.substack.com
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hannahcarty.substack.com
cold brew drinkers are freaks of nature and yet society accommodates them. why?
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
cold brew drinkers are freaks of nature and yet society accommodates them. why?
We need government regulation of male baristas NOW
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
We need government regulation of male baristas NOW
most people don’t know this, but the junction in Toronto is actually the pinnacle of human achievement
February 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
most people don’t know this, but the junction in Toronto is actually the pinnacle of human achievement
Unearned Optimism February
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Unearned Optimism February
I wish I knew more. just in general
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I wish I knew more. just in general
having one of those days where I feel like I'm one of the top 10 dumbest people alive
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
having one of those days where I feel like I'm one of the top 10 dumbest people alive
love an outfit where the vibe is sort of how mormon can I get
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
love an outfit where the vibe is sort of how mormon can I get
I’m basically a normal person until someone asks me an open ended question about my interests
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’m basically a normal person until someone asks me an open ended question about my interests
crossing the street is about making the cars respect you
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
crossing the street is about making the cars respect you
if I use two exclamation marks, rather than one, people will know I have a kind heart
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if I use two exclamation marks, rather than one, people will know I have a kind heart
not saying it should be illegal to be a male barista but maybe heavily taxed?
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
not saying it should be illegal to be a male barista but maybe heavily taxed?
this year you applied to 373990 jobs! none wanted you
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this year you applied to 373990 jobs! none wanted you
maaaaybe cortados should be illegal? maaaaaaaybe
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
maaaaybe cortados should be illegal? maaaaaaaybe
what’s in my bag:
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
what’s in my bag:
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
having one kind of fucked up friendship becomes like let me just approach all people with trepidation and fear 😃
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
having one kind of fucked up friendship becomes like let me just approach all people with trepidation and fear 😃
life can be spectacular but occasionally, fleetingly, out of the corner of your eye
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
life can be spectacular but occasionally, fleetingly, out of the corner of your eye
peanut butter truly didn't have to go so hard and yet it does. every day. how many of us can say that?
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
peanut butter truly didn't have to go so hard and yet it does. every day. how many of us can say that?
everyone at the function knows I’m trying to fix scapular winging because I’m not being very subtle about it
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
everyone at the function knows I’m trying to fix scapular winging because I’m not being very subtle about it
lowkey in my pescatarian era …
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
lowkey in my pescatarian era …
gentle parenting customers by calmly asking if they want that for here or to go
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
gentle parenting customers by calmly asking if they want that for here or to go
If you walk around wearing a large scarf people might not guess that you’re underemployed
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you walk around wearing a large scarf people might not guess that you’re underemployed
I’ve really been into sleeping lately
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ve really been into sleeping lately
I love writing a todo list and accomplishing everything on it except for the one hard thing
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I love writing a todo list and accomplishing everything on it except for the one hard thing
Is there anything better than getting home from work and getting to eat a giant yogurt bowl with 1.5 bananas
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is there anything better than getting home from work and getting to eat a giant yogurt bowl with 1.5 bananas