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@hannahcarty.bsky.social
thought leader
she/her
hannahcarty.substack.com
she/her
hannahcarty.substack.com
I’m basically a normal person until someone asks me an open ended question about my interests
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’m basically a normal person until someone asks me an open ended question about my interests
crossing the street is about making the cars respect you
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
crossing the street is about making the cars respect you
if I use two exclamation marks, rather than one, people will know I have a kind heart
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if I use two exclamation marks, rather than one, people will know I have a kind heart
not saying it should be illegal to be a male barista but maybe heavily taxed?
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
not saying it should be illegal to be a male barista but maybe heavily taxed?
this year you applied to 373990 jobs! none wanted you
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this year you applied to 373990 jobs! none wanted you
maaaaybe cortados should be illegal? maaaaaaaybe
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
maaaaybe cortados should be illegal? maaaaaaaybe
what’s in my bag:
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
what’s in my bag:
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars
having one kind of fucked up friendship becomes like let me just approach all people with trepidation and fear 😃
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
having one kind of fucked up friendship becomes like let me just approach all people with trepidation and fear 😃
life can be spectacular but occasionally, fleetingly, out of the corner of your eye
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
life can be spectacular but occasionally, fleetingly, out of the corner of your eye
peanut butter truly didn't have to go so hard and yet it does. every day. how many of us can say that?
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
peanut butter truly didn't have to go so hard and yet it does. every day. how many of us can say that?
everyone at the function knows I’m trying to fix scapular winging because I’m not being very subtle about it
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
everyone at the function knows I’m trying to fix scapular winging because I’m not being very subtle about it
lowkey in my pescatarian era …
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
lowkey in my pescatarian era …
gentle parenting customers by calmly asking if they want that for here or to go
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
gentle parenting customers by calmly asking if they want that for here or to go
If you walk around wearing a large scarf people might not guess that you’re underemployed
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you walk around wearing a large scarf people might not guess that you’re underemployed
I’ve really been into sleeping lately
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ve really been into sleeping lately
I love writing a todo list and accomplishing everything on it except for the one hard thing
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I love writing a todo list and accomplishing everything on it except for the one hard thing
Is there anything better than getting home from work and getting to eat a giant yogurt bowl with 1.5 bananas
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is there anything better than getting home from work and getting to eat a giant yogurt bowl with 1.5 bananas
starting to think each day might be filled with potential…
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
starting to think each day might be filled with potential…
I’m sick of these hairdressers who are too afraid to cut my bangs short!!! get a grip and chop it off!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m sick of these hairdressers who are too afraid to cut my bangs short!!! get a grip and chop it off!!!
Being a woman who’s only aging in one direction rocks because you realize that all the cute shit they have in stores is there for ME
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Being a woman who’s only aging in one direction rocks because you realize that all the cute shit they have in stores is there for ME
Dissociating in a department store on the eve of a major holiday is LITERALLY one of mankind’s best inventions
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Dissociating in a department store on the eve of a major holiday is LITERALLY one of mankind’s best inventions
I love eating a meal (cheese and crackers) that gives me nothing but acid reflux
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love eating a meal (cheese and crackers) that gives me nothing but acid reflux
I’m addicted to high risk activities such as going to the downtown Brooklyn trader Joes around 6pm with no plan
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m addicted to high risk activities such as going to the downtown Brooklyn trader Joes around 6pm with no plan
Before you criticize my parking, just remember you don’t know my story
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Before you criticize my parking, just remember you don’t know my story
just a girl, forced to live in a world with standardized time
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
just a girl, forced to live in a world with standardized time