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Ashley
@hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social
Hockey fan who occasionally reads a book | Tampa Bay Lightning and Seattle Kraken | Swiftie (she/her)
I love when a hater finds out that I like Taylor Swift's music cuz I swear they always try to goad me by going "omg I don't like her she's just SOOOO awful" like you don't have to like her stuff? But I do? I don't do this when someone says they like Morgan Wallen and he's a worse person than her.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
FUCK THE PANTHERS, bunch of dirty ass players
There was no update from Jon Cooper on Brandon Hagel's absence in the third period after taking a leading forearm from Seth Jones to the head. Hagel walked into the locker room still in uniform before postgame media availability presumably after getting looked at #GoBolts
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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@infinitegalaxies.bsky.social I don’t know what happened but I need this to be a new tag on #ao3
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The one game where I really really need Johansson to lock in and I'm getting this 😭😭😭😭
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My town, after barely putting any effort into removing snow from the side road and turn lanes: Alright, job well done folks! We sure fought that snow and won! Everyone go home and relax (but don't take any side roads on your commute ha ha)!
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I love doing quordle extreme and then regular because I'll put up a record performance on the hard level and then immediately trip and have a dramatic and loud crash landing when I do the regular one.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Algebra 2 was so fucking easy for me. Algebra 1 was also but I had a better teacher for 2 so I breezed through that class.
quote tweet this with the best math class you felt you really understood. for me it was trigonometry.
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm making cookies to share with people and the powdered sugar melted off a good chunk of my chocolate crinkles 😭😭😭😭😭 how am I supposed to distribute cookies that are missing one of its distinctive features 😭😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is gonna be the best NFL postseason in years 🥳 let’s fucking GOOOOOOO
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's Sunday and I have to go to the crowded grocery store, which didn't bother to plow their parking lot: Welcome to Jackass
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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If you support jk rowling in ANY capacity please fucking block me and seek help
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Whatever you think of the trade return, this being the end result of the Quinn Hughes era can’t be seen as anything less than an abject failure by the #Canucks organization, from ownership on down.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Omg Quinn Hughes????
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Raising Canes opened 4 days ago in our town and me and my wife decided to go cuz it sounded good: Welcome to Jackass
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You know what, I don't want anyone on the Lightning or Kraken playing in the Olympics y'all are too FRAGILE
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I finished such a cute sapphic Christmas romance last night, it felt like a Hallmark movie in book form and I love this authors work so I definitely recommend it. 4.5⭐ #booksky
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Oh fuck maybe I should've tuned in to the Lightning game
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am once again going to be driving home during active snowfall and at least this time if I crash and die then the last hockey game I ever watched was a Seattle Kraken win.
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Congrats to everyone who plays for the Syracuse Crunch, all of you are going to become Lightning players at some point this year.
Victor Hedman has been placed on injured reserve ahead of tonight’s #GoBolts  game at New Jersey and #TBLightning will be calling up Declan Carlile
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Kraken fans when the team is down by one goal in the last minute of regulation:
Seen It Marty GIF
Alt: Marty from back to the future saying “Hey, I’ve seen this one!”
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
THEY DIDNT
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM