cj
@harlequinantics.bsky.social
26 | MDNF | pfp by @sleepykas.bsky.social | the sexiest, yappiest nerd maybe ever | I am a writer, which means i don’t actually write
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cj
@harlequinantics.bsky.social
· Dec 25
they call me 007; 0 bitches, zero life goals, 7 mental illnesses
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i refuse to give in to despair but i will give in to gluttony or like revenge maybe even horny
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i refuse to give in to despair but i will give in to gluttony or like revenge maybe even horny
hunt showdown is genuinely peak as hell
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
hunt showdown is genuinely peak as hell
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Lizardy Blitz Beloved
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Lizardy Blitz Beloved
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the king has summoned you to be cucked, sir
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
the king has summoned you to be cucked, sir
responsibilities are bullshit i should be able to fuck around all day actually
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
responsibilities are bullshit i should be able to fuck around all day actually
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Here’s the full version!! 😊
May 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Here’s the full version!! 😊
thought they were gonna make out for a sec there
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
thought they were gonna make out for a sec there
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February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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too many things not enough time too many things not enough time
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
too many things not enough time too many things not enough time
saying this, i really want some better and more varied characte design. That is easily the biggest flaw of the show.
don’t concede to the antis that helluva isn’t perfect. It’s much better than most mainstream shows and a majority of indie shows
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
saying this, i really want some better and more varied characte design. That is easily the biggest flaw of the show.
I’ve genuinely gaslight my brain into thinking Vassago is fat btw
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I’ve genuinely gaslight my brain into thinking Vassago is fat btw
hunt showdown has really fucking ruined my reading lately damn
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
hunt showdown has really fucking ruined my reading lately damn
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can't use your whatsapp hypnosis gifs on bro if he never checks your messages to see them
I like the idea that baxter thinks vox is so annoying he just postpones reading messages from him all the time
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelBaxter #HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelNiffty #madmaid
I like the idea that baxter thinks vox is so annoying he just postpones reading messages from him all the time
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelBaxter #HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelNiffty #madmaid
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
can't use your whatsapp hypnosis gifs on bro if he never checks your messages to see them
I like the idea that baxter thinks vox is so annoying he just postpones reading messages from him all the time
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelBaxter #HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelNiffty #madmaid
I like the idea that baxter thinks vox is so annoying he just postpones reading messages from him all the time
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelBaxter #HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelNiffty #madmaid
don’t concede to the antis that helluva isn’t perfect. It’s much better than most mainstream shows and a majority of indie shows
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
don’t concede to the antis that helluva isn’t perfect. It’s much better than most mainstream shows and a majority of indie shows
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My final @helluvaminibang.bsky.social art is for "Dirty Bird” by Fullmoon_Mazza! Post-Sinsmas Stolas is flirting his hardest to get out of the friend zone, but Blitz is totally oblivious to his signals… What’s a dirty bird to do? 🤔
Fic 🔗 below!⬇️
Fic 🔗 below!⬇️
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My final @helluvaminibang.bsky.social art is for "Dirty Bird” by Fullmoon_Mazza! Post-Sinsmas Stolas is flirting his hardest to get out of the friend zone, but Blitz is totally oblivious to his signals… What’s a dirty bird to do? 🤔
Fic 🔗 below!⬇️
Fic 🔗 below!⬇️
drg season six tomorrow!!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
drg season six tomorrow!!!
i really hope the KoG fandom is on top of that selfcest
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i really hope the KoG fandom is on top of that selfcest
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Day 2: Empty Head/Drooling
Andrealphus accidentally drank the wrong milk at Queen Bee's party 🤭🫣
#HelluvaHypnoWeek2026 #HelluvaBossNSFW #Andrealphus
Andrealphus accidentally drank the wrong milk at Queen Bee's party 🤭🫣
#HelluvaHypnoWeek2026 #HelluvaBossNSFW #Andrealphus
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Day 2: Empty Head/Drooling
Andrealphus accidentally drank the wrong milk at Queen Bee's party 🤭🫣
#HelluvaHypnoWeek2026 #HelluvaBossNSFW #Andrealphus
Andrealphus accidentally drank the wrong milk at Queen Bee's party 🤭🫣
#HelluvaHypnoWeek2026 #HelluvaBossNSFW #Andrealphus
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February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Puppy hypno
#HazbinHotelshtag/HazbinHotel" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HazbinHotelHazbin Hotel Behind Closed Doors (S2E3)
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February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Puppy hypno
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i thought this was satire
Star Wars: Jar Jar issue # 1 is out now! This first issue was a banger and had some great cathartic moments. Jar Jar confronts some big emotions and learns how he can help alongside Jedi knight Kelleran Beq…
PLUS a fun cameo that connects to Star Wars Rebels 👀
PLUS a fun cameo that connects to Star Wars Rebels 👀
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
i thought this was satire