Harlow ➡️ MFF
@harlowawd.bsky.social
93 baby. Chaotic Neutral in the streets.
Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic
#FlawlessNeverJaded
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Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic
#FlawlessNeverJaded
Icon by jerkcentral
Pinned
It's confirmed.
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
Your local AWD was part of this!
Watch a weasel reveal if he has great taste or no taste at all, plus I get to review one piece of art/crap he sent me.
How will it go? Check it out!
Watch a weasel reveal if he has great taste or no taste at all, plus I get to review one piece of art/crap he sent me.
How will it go? Check it out!
New video where I review viewers albums (and they review mine!) premieres in 15 mins!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgDk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgDk...
Mex reviews albums sent by viewers (part 4!)
YouTube video by iBolt07
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Your local AWD was part of this!
Watch a weasel reveal if he has great taste or no taste at all, plus I get to review one piece of art/crap he sent me.
How will it go? Check it out!
Watch a weasel reveal if he has great taste or no taste at all, plus I get to review one piece of art/crap he sent me.
How will it go? Check it out!
I'm literally this atm
My turkey's too fall apart, my lobster's too buttery
My turkey's too fall apart, my lobster's too buttery
a man in an apron is cooking in a kitchen with a sign on the wall that says no smoking
ALT: a man in an apron is cooking in a kitchen with a sign on the wall that says no smoking
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm literally this atm
My turkey's too fall apart, my lobster's too buttery
My turkey's too fall apart, my lobster's too buttery
I tried to inject my turkey breast with butter and it splattered all over me, I'm not cut to be a clandestine BBL surgeon 😩
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I tried to inject my turkey breast with butter and it splattered all over me, I'm not cut to be a clandestine BBL surgeon 😩
Thanks, you cunts 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thanks, you cunts 🦃
Reposted by Harlow ➡️ MFF
Mex reviews albums sent by viewers (part 4!)
YouTube video by iBolt07
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I know it's not a metric of how many people will end up, but +50 people signing up for this is huge for me. :😭🙏
Come to my first ever panel and learn how to do standup!
Come to my first ever panel and learn how to do standup!
And finally, very excited to give the community the same opportunity I was given all those years back.
I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!
Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!
From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!
Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!
From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I know it's not a metric of how many people will end up, but +50 people signing up for this is huge for me. :😭🙏
Come to my first ever panel and learn how to do standup!
Come to my first ever panel and learn how to do standup!
👀
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
👀
I'm more left than people think.
I'm more right than people think.
Which means I'm what?
Fighting constantly 👉😎👉
I'm more right than people think.
Which means I'm what?
Fighting constantly 👉😎👉
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm more left than people think.
I'm more right than people think.
Which means I'm what?
Fighting constantly 👉😎👉
I'm more right than people think.
Which means I'm what?
Fighting constantly 👉😎👉
Cleaned up, segregated, seasoned, drybrining, delivered, fuck yeah
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cleaned up, segregated, seasoned, drybrining, delivered, fuck yeah
I'm honestly pretty proud of how I managed to get virtually every piece of meat out of this turkey. Every year seems I throw away a tenderloin or a wing, but that's a complete bird!
And now the damn thighs
And now the damn thighs
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm honestly pretty proud of how I managed to get virtually every piece of meat out of this turkey. Every year seems I throw away a tenderloin or a wing, but that's a complete bird!
And now the damn thighs
And now the damn thighs
I actually debone my turkey now. A gargantuan task with a ton of raw poultry residue left. The whole frame, wings, every bone and tendon goes to the garbage.
The first time I did that, I put it on the trash for Friday pickup... which I forgot about the day of.
Come Sunday, our bin was nuclear.
The first time I did that, I put it on the trash for Friday pickup... which I forgot about the day of.
Come Sunday, our bin was nuclear.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I actually debone my turkey now. A gargantuan task with a ton of raw poultry residue left. The whole frame, wings, every bone and tendon goes to the garbage.
The first time I did that, I put it on the trash for Friday pickup... which I forgot about the day of.
Come Sunday, our bin was nuclear.
The first time I did that, I put it on the trash for Friday pickup... which I forgot about the day of.
Come Sunday, our bin was nuclear.
To think Cinderella, that house was hers. It was her dad's. And she allowed herself to be a servant?
"But Harlow, she was 3v1 against 3 orcs, and they had huge feet, so they were way taller."
Bring them over. She had an old magic bitch and 12 mice ready to bite their pussies off, bring them over.
"But Harlow, she was 3v1 against 3 orcs, and they had huge feet, so they were way taller."
Bring them over. She had an old magic bitch and 12 mice ready to bite their pussies off, bring them over.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
To think Cinderella, that house was hers. It was her dad's. And she allowed herself to be a servant?
"But Harlow, she was 3v1 against 3 orcs, and they had huge feet, so they were way taller."
Bring them over. She had an old magic bitch and 12 mice ready to bite their pussies off, bring them over.
"But Harlow, she was 3v1 against 3 orcs, and they had huge feet, so they were way taller."
Bring them over. She had an old magic bitch and 12 mice ready to bite their pussies off, bring them over.
I crashed my car into a bridge, Charlie Brown.
Call me Charlie Brown.
I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for: If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I crashed my car into a bridge, Charlie Brown.
7, 8, and 9 can get the fuck out.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
7, 8, and 9 can get the fuck out.
Reposted by Harlow ➡️ MFF
people don’t want to hear this but I really do think Zohran would let Liz Cheney campaign with him
WELKER: “Do you think Trump’s a fascist?
MAYOR MAMDANI: “I’ve said it in the past. I say it today.”
WELKER: “How do you square working with someone who you still think is a threat to the democracy?”
MAYOR MAMDANI: “Working for the people of NYC demands you work with everyone.”
MAYOR MAMDANI: “I’ve said it in the past. I say it today.”
WELKER: “How do you square working with someone who you still think is a threat to the democracy?”
MAYOR MAMDANI: “Working for the people of NYC demands you work with everyone.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
people don’t want to hear this but I really do think Zohran would let Liz Cheney campaign with him
Reposted by Harlow ➡️ MFF
1) To talk about freedom and peace without taking into consideration that the guys taking over Venezuela gotta go is empty talk. Deposition is mandatory.
2) People in charge, including the nobel peace prize winner (the only useful person in the room), are playing with the cards dealt.
2) People in charge, including the nobel peace prize winner (the only useful person in the room), are playing with the cards dealt.
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
1) To talk about freedom and peace without taking into consideration that the guys taking over Venezuela gotta go is empty talk. Deposition is mandatory.
2) People in charge, including the nobel peace prize winner (the only useful person in the room), are playing with the cards dealt.
2) People in charge, including the nobel peace prize winner (the only useful person in the room), are playing with the cards dealt.
Reposted by Harlow ➡️ MFF
Since it's likely becoming a hot-button issue once again, I feel I need to make some things clear as a Venezuelan watching everything unfold.
You have to realize, and it may be tough to accept, that the large majority of Venezuelans would be 100% content with the meddling and the regime change.
You have to realize, and it may be tough to accept, that the large majority of Venezuelans would be 100% content with the meddling and the regime change.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Since it's likely becoming a hot-button issue once again, I feel I need to make some things clear as a Venezuelan watching everything unfold.
You have to realize, and it may be tough to accept, that the large majority of Venezuelans would be 100% content with the meddling and the regime change.
You have to realize, and it may be tough to accept, that the large majority of Venezuelans would be 100% content with the meddling and the regime change.
There are furmeets where the most honest person in the room is the babyfur.
The annoying mutual is all "AGOOGOO" 😃 at them and they're like "NYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH!" ✋
Outta here with your bullshit. And it's the babyfur that does what no one else dares to do. Tellin' the shit like it is.
The annoying mutual is all "AGOOGOO" 😃 at them and they're like "NYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH!" ✋
Outta here with your bullshit. And it's the babyfur that does what no one else dares to do. Tellin' the shit like it is.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There are furmeets where the most honest person in the room is the babyfur.
The annoying mutual is all "AGOOGOO" 😃 at them and they're like "NYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH!" ✋
Outta here with your bullshit. And it's the babyfur that does what no one else dares to do. Tellin' the shit like it is.
The annoying mutual is all "AGOOGOO" 😃 at them and they're like "NYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH!" ✋
Outta here with your bullshit. And it's the babyfur that does what no one else dares to do. Tellin' the shit like it is.
Twinks and Otters when they enter the club on Leather Night:
AYO BEARS?!
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Twinks and Otters when they enter the club on Leather Night:
DIVA DOWN
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
DIVA DOWN
We listen and we don't judge.
We listen and we judge.
We listen and we beat the shit outta each other.
We listen and we judge.
We listen and we beat the shit outta each other.
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We listen and we don't judge.
We listen and we judge.
We listen and we beat the shit outta each other.
We listen and we judge.
We listen and we beat the shit outta each other.