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93 baby. Chaotic Neutral in the streets. Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic #FlawlessNeverJaded Icon by jerkcentral

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · Feb 13

Well. If anyone wants to assist with my paperwork to help my stay in the US, including legal assessments and proper submissions.

Zelle (preferable) and Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $PabloINavaU (capital I, not lowercase L)

Money will be set aside for those matters exclusively.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · Feb 13

I'm honestly at a crossroads.

I legit don't want to beg or be one of many other fundraisers that certainly need it more urgently, but my situation has gotten more twisted and vague.

To explain, my paperwork situation in the US has become pretty screwy for *gestures at everything*

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 12h

*scares a couple in the Halloween haunted house he works at*

The guy: "she's pregnant 😇 🤰"

🤨🤨🤨

Bitch do I LOOK like that's my problem?

Go into Labor bitch idk, this is a ghetto way to get an abortion the fuck 😭

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 17h

Stylin' and puppin'

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 1d

Pft. Kind of ironic that it technically reads "what is fake"

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Flushday

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 1d

Stripclubs for otters like:

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 1d

Is this @snarkysardine.bsky.social ? 🤔

Big outdoor sign reading
"NIAGARA AQUARIUM
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
JUST KIDDING
POND FISH"

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 1d

It's definetly nice for the price but the mileage might vary.

Sometimes they're good, sometimes they don't GAF about assembly or delivering it hot.

However, miles better than their beef hoagies (Bring Brisket Back, ffs)

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

No, that's meth. That'll wake you tf up.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

Already seen a lot of reactions akin to:

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, now I feel more reassured about Mamdani for Mayor in the end.

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 3d

Bruh, all three are Rascal.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 3d

Fr, groan. Hope it gets solved soon. Rooting for you

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 3d

They:

a woman is holding a baby on a balcony and says kim there 's people that are dying

ALT: a woman is holding a baby on a balcony and says kim there 's people that are dying

media.tenor.com

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 3d

The ironic thing about the "man in a dress" thing of Bad Bunny is that the song associated with that was a BLIP on the radar compared to his other large hits.

Yo Perreo Sola has been pretty outdated for what his image is nowadays.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 4d

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 5d

Coopersardine

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 5d

#JeSuisTillyNorwood

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 5d

I'm more of a 3 and 4 person. 2 felt a bit blander (but cuz the other 2 were amazing). Beyond the basketball scene, not much I remember. I'm yet to watch 1.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Literally Rainfurre-

Reposted by Harlow

MalaVolpe @malavolpe.bsky.social · 6d

idc what people say I ain't using Mastodon, that platform is dogshit.

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Schrodinger's feeling of safety in public transport. It's there and it's not at the same time.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Flamable and Inflammable: "Besties :3"

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Stink

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 7d

A normal field trip hates to see you comin'.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 7d

Malfunction?

More like neuron activation. 🦠⚡️🦠

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 7d

I got friends on the other side (in my phone, and they're fuzzy)