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satanette.bsky.social
espero que estejam todos bem, um beijo
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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ryot.bsky.social
quem ainda vê o estragos fudidos como um país que deu certo é maluco pprt
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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chlowski.bsky.social
a whole new world to explore
fanart of Samus, from the Metroid games she's wearing her signature power suit/armor, only her helmet's off, she's holding it in her left hand she's standing in a dark wire-filled place, with only a vertical ray of green light falling on her fierce-looking face, like a door's opening on the outside, off screen
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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andreia-carbonari.bsky.social
Já faz um tempo mesmo que um motorista de Uber me disse que o nível de bateria do seu celular pode encarecer o valor da corrida. Quanto menos bateria voce tiver, mais caro será.
Print de um post do Instagrão que fala "Em um teste feito na Bélgica, o Uber cobrou mais por uma mesma corrida quando o celular do usuário tinha 12% de bateria, em comparação com um com 84%".
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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greg-smo.bsky.social
Aqui estadunidense não se cria!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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ramzaneko.bsky.social
Xuxa Aran no Último voo
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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essenariz.bsky.social
A mesma paleta de cores
Arte do show da Xuxa "O Último Voo da Nave" Arte do jogo Metroid Prime 4 Beyond
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
1991: Mom gently rocks you to sleep 2024: Mom doesn't rock you to sleep anymore Anyone else notice this?
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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melhoresdomundo.bsky.social
BORA GALERA MANDA AI SUAS PERGUNTINHA QUE A GENTE LÊ NO PODCAST DESSA SEMANA!
a man in a batman costume is standing in front of a building with graffiti on it .
ALT: a man in a batman costume is standing in front of a building with graffiti on it .
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December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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juro kkkk o th joias trocou de celular foi lá e mandou mensagem pro bacellar do celular NOVO
TH Jóias foi avisado por telefone na tarde anterior à operação. Ele fez então uma mudança para destruir provas que estavam em sua casa. Até um caminhão baú foi utilizado para isso. TH Jóias zerou o seu celular e pegou um aparelho novo. Nesse aparelho novo, ele mandou uma filmagem para o presidente da Aleri, perguntando se ele poderia deixar alguns obietos, como, por exemplo, o freezer. Bacellar respondeu: "deixa isso, tá doido? Larga isso aí, seu doido". A informacão foi obtida pela PF no celular de TH Jóias, que não apagou as mensagens do celular novo.
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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coisacaotica.bsky.social
bluesky wrapped

você recebeu 47 replies de desconhecidos sem o mínimo traquejo social

62 pessoas explicaram ou responderam a sua piada como se fosse algo sério

você viu 187 homens de sunga na aba discover
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/LegalAdviceUK by user Fun-Blueberry-2147. The post describes that the user’s sister, who has schizophrenia, admitted herself to the hospital after believing someone was communicating with her through her smart fridge, which turned out to be an LED screen advertisement. The post explains that she spent two days under monitoring with medication adjustments and that the specific ad she saw included her name, making it especially distressing. The user questions the legality of such targeted or unsettling ads on smart appliances in the UK.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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flaguys.bsky.social
PRESIDENTE LULA QUANTOS TÍTULOS BRASILEIROS O FLAMENGO TEM????
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
Ghostbara
a painting of a ghost that's just a piece of fabric, but in the shape of a capybara
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
Two flavours of sporty iguana - Sega Genesis (left) and Super Nintendo (right).

That's quite the glow-up for the SNES version of NBA Jam TE.
A crt tv screenie of the logo for Iguana Entertainment, with an thro iguana in vest and tight shorts and shades lounging on top of the text logo and spimning a basketball on one finger He looks like he's been out of the game for a few years and is going for a dad bod. The Super Nintendo version of the logo has a rendered backdrop of a basketball court and spotlights and lens flare, with an angled logo on which a more sporty looking iguana lies on his front in basketball wear and spinning a ball.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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You’ll Be OK
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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anacronices.bsky.social
pq é o corpo inteiro
O Globo 100 "Não existe braço do crime organizado na política", diz Cláudio Castro Abaixo foto de Cláudio Castro abraçado e sorridentes com investigados
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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what it feels like to post on bluesky
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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blogdonoblat.bsky.social
Mais um bolsonarista preso, suspeito de envolvimento com o crime organizado. É muita coincidência. Ninguém teme mais a PF do que a extrema-direita.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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ingridaragao.bsky.social
NÃO QUEREM A PF TRABALHANDO PRA ISSO NAO ACONTECER

GRANDE DIA!
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
haulgiordan.bsky.social
GRANDES MENTES PENSANTES DO CAPITALISMO TARDIO
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social hucksgiving @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 1d
what’s more virgin than a computer
Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? Al could absolutely return as Jesus."
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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isabelasilvino.bsky.social
MININUUU… Rodrigo Bacellar, o possível candidato de Cláudio Castro para a próxima eleição de governador do Rio, foi PRESO PELA PF. HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAA MEIRMÃOOOOO
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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bizargomez.bsky.social
Esnupi and the boys
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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jlavery522.bsky.social
Ah, memories.
A picture of a round container of vanilla ice cream and on the right hand side of it is a curvy piece of wood. The text reads “I remember the spoon’s taste more than the ice cream.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM