Hayden Black
@haydenb.bsky.social
2 x Webby & Emmy winning writer/Hulu showrunner/YouTube Originals Writer
"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian
My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian
My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
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Hayden Black
@haydenb.bsky.social
· Nov 23
“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
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The fact that only 3 (by my count) Republican members of Congress have spoken out about the Witkoff situation shows how thoroughly corrupted and compromised the entire party has become from top to bottom. None of this is about just Trump - it is the entire political party.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The fact that only 3 (by my count) Republican members of Congress have spoken out about the Witkoff situation shows how thoroughly corrupted and compromised the entire party has become from top to bottom. None of this is about just Trump - it is the entire political party.
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i read this years ago and every time i've repeated it people look at me like i just confessed to the jfk assassination
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i read this years ago and every time i've repeated it people look at me like i just confessed to the jfk assassination
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The estate of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has called out claims that it is not cooperating with the FBI ahead of the looming release of the Epstein files.
Epstein Estate Slams Keystone Kash’s Claims Over FBI Docs
The estate of the sex offender has said the FBI director is “incorrect.”
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The estate of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has called out claims that it is not cooperating with the FBI ahead of the looming release of the Epstein files.
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OPINION: The richest man on earth owns X.The family of the second-richest man owns Paramount, which owns CBS — and could soon own Warner Bros. Discovery, which owns CNN.The third-richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
This sinister setup is essential to Trump's power. Here's how it ends
The richest man on earth owns X.The family of the second-richest man owns Paramount, which owns CBS — and could soon own Warner Bros. Discovery, which owns CNN.The third-richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.The fourth-richest man owns The Washington Post and Amazon MGM Studios.Another ...
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
OPINION: The richest man on earth owns X.The family of the second-richest man owns Paramount, which owns CBS — and could soon own Warner Bros. Discovery, which owns CNN.The third-richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
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He also doesn't regard Trump as a bad guy.
"I don't regard Putin as a bad guy."
- U.S. Special Envoy Steve Witkoff
This should send shivers down the spine of Republican and Democratic members of Congress alike.
It's a 'perspective' not capable of negotiating for true U.S. interests.
(video via Republicans Against Trump on X)
- U.S. Special Envoy Steve Witkoff
This should send shivers down the spine of Republican and Democratic members of Congress alike.
It's a 'perspective' not capable of negotiating for true U.S. interests.
(video via Republicans Against Trump on X)
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He also doesn't regard Trump as a bad guy.
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Hopefully she will sue ‘The Blaze’ and every other person who posted and pushed this bs. Also, a unit under Tulsi Gabbard wrote the memo which falsely identified her as the J6 pipe bomber. www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hopefully she will sue ‘The Blaze’ and every other person who posted and pushed this bs. Also, a unit under Tulsi Gabbard wrote the memo which falsely identified her as the J6 pipe bomber. www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
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The turkeys Trump pardoned today had both been previously convicted of child abuse and fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The turkeys Trump pardoned today had both been previously convicted of child abuse and fraud.
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Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
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Every word
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every word
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Horrific. Being done with our tax dollars and in our name.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Horrific. Being done with our tax dollars and in our name.
The turkeys Trump pardoned today had both been previously convicted of child abuse and fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The turkeys Trump pardoned today had both been previously convicted of child abuse and fraud.
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Epstein Files, the White House's own Jan 6th records, THREE economic data reports...
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
Trump Cancels Release of Crucial Economic Report to Hide His Failures
Donald Trump has now blocked three economic data reports.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Epstein Files, the White House's own Jan 6th records, THREE economic data reports...
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
Epstein Files, the White House's own Jan 6th records, THREE economic data reports...
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
Trump Cancels Release of Crucial Economic Report to Hide His Failures
Donald Trump has now blocked three economic data reports.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Epstein Files, the White House's own Jan 6th records, THREE economic data reports...
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
You can tell a man's character by how much work he puts into burying his secrets.
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SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
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Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
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At least the last war for oil pretended to be about WMDs.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
At least the last war for oil pretended to be about WMDs.
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Hey Sean Daffy, why don't you crawl back into that hole that you came out of.
Making America great again by imposing a jacket and tie policy.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey Sean Daffy, why don't you crawl back into that hole that you came out of.
Making America great again by imposing a jacket and tie policy.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Making America great again by imposing a jacket and tie policy.
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The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
trib.al
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
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i have never been less surprised by anything in my life. i am unsurprised. i am negative surprised.
“‘We are in this magical, unique time,’ Sinema said of Trump’s health department, led by Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
Kyrsten Sinema Is Ready for Her MAHA Turn
In a new interview, the one-time Democrat says the movement for psychedelic medicine should capitalize on the Trump administration.
www.politico.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i have never been less surprised by anything in my life. i am unsurprised. i am negative surprised.
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I’ve never seen a clip of this man speaking that didn’t make me want to throw things.
Snide, condescending and deeply dishonest. Feels like a villain from a bad 80s teen comedy.
Snide, condescending and deeply dishonest. Feels like a villain from a bad 80s teen comedy.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I’ve never seen a clip of this man speaking that didn’t make me want to throw things.
Snide, condescending and deeply dishonest. Feels like a villain from a bad 80s teen comedy.
Snide, condescending and deeply dishonest. Feels like a villain from a bad 80s teen comedy.
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Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
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Crockett: "Marjorie has been an instigator of a lot of this hate that we see as it relates to MAGA. I don't know if she really fully understood how bad she was making it for other people, and now that they're doing it to her, why is it that everyone else is able to stand and you can't?"
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Crockett: "Marjorie has been an instigator of a lot of this hate that we see as it relates to MAGA. I don't know if she really fully understood how bad she was making it for other people, and now that they're doing it to her, why is it that everyone else is able to stand and you can't?"