🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker @ HAZBIN SPOILERS 🔞
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Fic author of One Time that talks way too much about Blitzpreg. She/her, 20s. 18+ account! Mainly Hellaverse, with a smattering of other fandoms. Icon by @helluvabutt.bsky.social
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Hey, I'm Shadow! This is an 18+ account. Minors are blocked, no-ages are softblocked. I'm a writer who talks about blitzpreg and my fankids a lot. My ao3 with the more polished stuff is linked here: archiveofourown.org/users/slinki...
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He's hungover or something, idk. I just wanted to draw Crim with no clothes on because that body is absurd.
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossCrimson
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossCrimson
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
He's hungover or something, idk. I just wanted to draw Crim with no clothes on because that body is absurd.
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossCrimson
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossCrimson
With lrp, the dewey decimal system is also the same in pretty much every library, so if you need it, those numbers/locations will be the same for your local library too!
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
With lrp, the dewey decimal system is also the same in pretty much every library, so if you need it, those numbers/locations will be the same for your local library too!
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I actually gasped when I saw that this resource guide was put out there to help folks. *That's* what I'm talking about.
Librarians are the freaking best, y'all. Book it. Done.
Librarians are the freaking best, y'all. Book it. Done.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I actually gasped when I saw that this resource guide was put out there to help folks. *That's* what I'm talking about.
Librarians are the freaking best, y'all. Book it. Done.
Librarians are the freaking best, y'all. Book it. Done.
shadowofthelamp.tumblr.com/post/1893046... I went back to check what I was posting on the day the pilot dropped and I did mention it as ‘haha Zim said fuck in this thing’ (but hadn’t actually watched it) but look at these delightful twixes from that day
Hello naughty children it's murder time
I love how you draw her like a squishy lil bean.... truest form twix
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November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
shadowofthelamp.tumblr.com/post/1893046... I went back to check what I was posting on the day the pilot dropped and I did mention it as ‘haha Zim said fuck in this thing’ (but hadn’t actually watched it) but look at these delightful twixes from that day
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November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Leetol ISO im looking for this Niffty pin. She's the last one I need to complete my offical Niffty collection u_u #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelniffty #niffty
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Leetol ISO im looking for this Niffty pin. She's the last one I need to complete my offical Niffty collection u_u #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelniffty #niffty
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I just can't get over Sir Pentious' journey from a one-off joke villain to one of the most pivotal characters in the narrative and one of the most universally beloved characters that Viv has ever conceived.
He's like if Jar-Jar really WAS the key to all of this.
He's like if Jar-Jar really WAS the key to all of this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I just can't get over Sir Pentious' journey from a one-off joke villain to one of the most pivotal characters in the narrative and one of the most universally beloved characters that Viv has ever conceived.
He's like if Jar-Jar really WAS the key to all of this.
He's like if Jar-Jar really WAS the key to all of this.
It’s still wild to me the HB pilot first aired just a couple of months after the IZ movie. I was very much knee-deep in AIP and Twix/au stuff then, but I got into it less than a year later when Addict came out. Two steps to the left.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s still wild to me the HB pilot first aired just a couple of months after the IZ movie. I was very much knee-deep in AIP and Twix/au stuff then, but I got into it less than a year later when Addict came out. Two steps to the left.
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What do you mean Helluva Boss is 6 years old today? 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What do you mean Helluva Boss is 6 years old today? 😭
Alastor gets pregnant and the Hotel comes together to get him diapers to be prepared.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Alastor gets pregnant and the Hotel comes together to get him diapers to be prepared.
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Imagine the Easy song, but it’s looped for the entire runtime of Season 2 ->
We can glitch the season to skip the news interview section if we give Charlie post-nut clarity early enough.
We can glitch the season to skip the news interview section if we give Charlie post-nut clarity early enough.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Imagine the Easy song, but it’s looped for the entire runtime of Season 2 ->
We can glitch the season to skip the news interview section if we give Charlie post-nut clarity early enough.
We can glitch the season to skip the news interview section if we give Charlie post-nut clarity early enough.
A whole imp style mission short full of action and death but it’s revealed the whole point of the mission is to acquire something blitzo is having the worst pregnancy cravings for ->
It's not HIS fault that the baby very specifically wanted a sandwich with yak meat and they had to go get it fresh!
It's not HIS fault that the baby very specifically wanted a sandwich with yak meat and they had to go get it fresh!
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November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A whole imp style mission short full of action and death but it’s revealed the whole point of the mission is to acquire something blitzo is having the worst pregnancy cravings for ->
It's not HIS fault that the baby very specifically wanted a sandwich with yak meat and they had to go get it fresh!
It's not HIS fault that the baby very specifically wanted a sandwich with yak meat and they had to go get it fresh!
Heavenly ships, like Stellaluna and Abel. I think she’d like to flirt her devilish hellborn self to an angel that has so much nervousness and is a cutie ->
She totally would. He'd be pretty flustered by it, torn between 'that's a demon' and 'but she's cute and said I'm cute, though...' If she sa...
She totally would. He'd be pretty flustered by it, torn between 'that's a demon' and 'but she's cute and said I'm cute, though...' If she sa...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Heavenly ships, like Stellaluna and Abel. I think she’d like to flirt her devilish hellborn self to an angel that has so much nervousness and is a cutie ->
She totally would. He'd be pretty flustered by it, torn between 'that's a demon' and 'but she's cute and said I'm cute, though...' If she sa...
She totally would. He'd be pretty flustered by it, torn between 'that's a demon' and 'but she's cute and said I'm cute, though...' If she sa...
Stellaluna returning home after the finale and her dad sees her stumble in with the adrenaline ebbing out her body at last, battered an wide eyed, co... ->
Her family immediately rushes in to pull her into a hug. (They were terrified once they realized what was going on, but maybe the energy of...
Her family immediately rushes in to pull her into a hug. (They were terrified once they realized what was going on, but maybe the energy of...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Stellaluna returning home after the finale and her dad sees her stumble in with the adrenaline ebbing out her body at last, battered an wide eyed, co... ->
Her family immediately rushes in to pull her into a hug. (They were terrified once they realized what was going on, but maybe the energy of...
Her family immediately rushes in to pull her into a hug. (They were terrified once they realized what was going on, but maybe the energy of...
I know I had one chapter with it in OT but there should be more blitzpreg stuckage. During a mission, if he's in danger somewhere in Hell, just getting stuck in a particularly small doorframe or chair, whatever.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I know I had one chapter with it in OT but there should be more blitzpreg stuckage. During a mission, if he's in danger somewhere in Hell, just getting stuck in a particularly small doorframe or chair, whatever.
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November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1... this song is still incredible. bdg really looked at those scammy, probably virus-ridden 'adult' game ads and said 'I can make a surprisingly moving portrait of a failing marriage and a life half-lived with this as my medium'.
Don't Tell Your WIFE About This Game!
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November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1... this song is still incredible. bdg really looked at those scammy, probably virus-ridden 'adult' game ads and said 'I can make a surprisingly moving portrait of a failing marriage and a life half-lived with this as my medium'.
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Just a sweet little marshmallow man 🍰🧁✨
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Just a sweet little marshmallow man 🍰🧁✨
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November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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🔮 #HazbinHotel 🔮
Another redraw of Alastor crawling on the ground with that glimpse of fear in his eyes
Cuz apparently I wasn’t hurting enough 🤷♀️
#HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor
Another redraw of Alastor crawling on the ground with that glimpse of fear in his eyes
Cuz apparently I wasn’t hurting enough 🤷♀️
#HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
🔮 #HazbinHotel 🔮
Another redraw of Alastor crawling on the ground with that glimpse of fear in his eyes
Cuz apparently I wasn’t hurting enough 🤷♀️
#HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor
Another redraw of Alastor crawling on the ground with that glimpse of fear in his eyes
Cuz apparently I wasn’t hurting enough 🤷♀️
#HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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did this one ever get posted over here
May 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
did this one ever get posted over here
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I don't think I've posted this one over here and that's a crime
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don't think I've posted this one over here and that's a crime