Hazel the Hare
@hazelthehare.bsky.social
A crazy hare from the 1700s sent forward in time thanks to a very wild tea party!
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POV he's over 300ft tall but still looks super cute and well dressed
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POV: Its 1979 and this dumbass hare wont stop talking at you about his new computer
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
POV: Its 1979 and this dumbass hare wont stop talking at you about his new computer
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I feel like it am losing my sanity living in this world where I can't tell what's real anymore. Human experiences are getting few and far between. Or maybe I'm just sad and lonely like everyone else.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I feel like it am losing my sanity living in this world where I can't tell what's real anymore. Human experiences are getting few and far between. Or maybe I'm just sad and lonely like everyone else.
You've heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for me shoving an electric drill full speed into your ass
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for me shoving an electric drill full speed into your ass
In a world where everyone is stripped of community and forced into social isolation by the technology dependent world we live in, the community of the furry fandom has been invaluable. I don't think enough people talk about that. I dont know where I would be without it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In a world where everyone is stripped of community and forced into social isolation by the technology dependent world we live in, the community of the furry fandom has been invaluable. I don't think enough people talk about that. I dont know where I would be without it.
Do you ever see two cats screaming at each other and wonder what the tea is? I want to talk to animals just so I can get in on the gossip.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Do you ever see two cats screaming at each other and wonder what the tea is? I want to talk to animals just so I can get in on the gossip.
Me after drinking a 75p energy drink from a petrol station
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Me after drinking a 75p energy drink from a petrol station
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I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
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I am beginning to like this AI coding assistant. I can totally relate.
February 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I am beginning to like this AI coding assistant. I can totally relate.
I said HAND OVER THE FUCKING CARROT!
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I said HAND OVER THE FUCKING CARROT!
Let me whisper sweet nothings to you while you fall asleep!
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Let me whisper sweet nothings to you while you fall asleep!
Youre very small and there's a big hare here not getting any cuddles. You should do something about that.
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Youre very small and there's a big hare here not getting any cuddles. You should do something about that.
POV he's over 300ft tall but still looks super cute and well dressed
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
POV he's over 300ft tall but still looks super cute and well dressed
I made some silly designs for a 1930s record label.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I made some silly designs for a 1930s record label.
Shout out to the 5 or so people that like the harebrain thoughts I shout into this void.
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Shout out to the 5 or so people that like the harebrain thoughts I shout into this void.
What happens when a macro fur gets a zoomie?
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What happens when a macro fur gets a zoomie?
I think i should be about 12ft tall at minimum. No less.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think i should be about 12ft tall at minimum. No less.
Personally burning down someone's home in order to destroy an Apple product.
Admirable
Admirable
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Personally burning down someone's home in order to destroy an Apple product.
Admirable
Admirable
The Apple II is working and playing a bunny game!
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Apple II is working and playing a bunny game!
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paws, screenshot, zx spectrum (1985) www.mobygames.com/game/27723/p...
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
paws, screenshot, zx spectrum (1985) www.mobygames.com/game/27723/p...