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1500 BCE interview with inventor of the clock: "So how'd you decide to make the spinny arms go from top to right to bottom to left, instead of top to left to--damn there's gotta be a better word for what I'm describing..."
It rarely gets commented on, but Trump's constant, unprompted, never-ending slander of Biden and Obama, in response to basically any topic, is so gross.
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It rarely gets commented on, but Trump's constant, unprompted, never-ending slander of Biden and Obama, in response to basically any topic, is so gross.
"At some point, I had made more money that I could ever spend and I realized it was time to start a new chapter in my life and I knew with all this money came an enormous platform and I could use that to promote bigotry."
I want to hear about some tech dudes who said one billion is plenty enough and dropped out to enjoy it instead of going grindset on making the world measurably worse for everyone but fellow billionaires.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"At some point, I had made more money that I could ever spend and I realized it was time to start a new chapter in my life and I knew with all this money came an enormous platform and I could use that to promote bigotry."
"For fucksake, Wallace, the ship is sinking. We're not going to do Puccini. This calls for a fucking hymn."
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"For fucksake, Wallace, the ship is sinking. We're not going to do Puccini. This calls for a fucking hymn."
Thing about killing two birds with one stone is rocks are plentiful so it's not that impressive, but more importantly, stop throwing rocks at birds.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thing about killing two birds with one stone is rocks are plentiful so it's not that impressive, but more importantly, stop throwing rocks at birds.
"Personally, I've integrated poking my eye with a stick into my daily workflow."
"Is it worth it? The eye pain, the blindness?"
"Umm.. I guess no, not really. 😥"
"Is it worth it? The eye pain, the blindness?"
"Umm.. I guess no, not really. 😥"
Everyone around me irl keep dropping in the fact that they use AI in every day life and work and it makes me feel like I’m going crazy especially when I push back and ask if it’s worth the consequences and the response is always, in the end, no 🫠 And yet this is just the average person now!
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Personally, I've integrated poking my eye with a stick into my daily workflow."
"Is it worth it? The eye pain, the blindness?"
"Umm.. I guess no, not really. 😥"
"Is it worth it? The eye pain, the blindness?"
"Umm.. I guess no, not really. 😥"
It's not a war crime, it's just a crime since there's no war, but whatever floats your bo--, uhm, let me rephrase.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's not a war crime, it's just a crime since there's no war, but whatever floats your bo--, uhm, let me rephrase.
There's a throughline from Nuzzi's behavior to shit like kids having measles and her "newfound clarity" hasn't grappled with that in the slightest.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There's a throughline from Nuzzi's behavior to shit like kids having measles and her "newfound clarity" hasn't grappled with that in the slightest.
It's worse, we'd have health influencers and RFK pushing lead paint and asbestos as a miracle cure.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's worse, we'd have health influencers and RFK pushing lead paint and asbestos as a miracle cure.
I propose the following test for news programs, inspired by the bechdel test:
A segment where people are discussing the pros and cons of any given policy, without reference to polling, its impact on the political parties, or elections.
A segment where people are discussing the pros and cons of any given policy, without reference to polling, its impact on the political parties, or elections.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I propose the following test for news programs, inspired by the bechdel test:
A segment where people are discussing the pros and cons of any given policy, without reference to polling, its impact on the political parties, or elections.
A segment where people are discussing the pros and cons of any given policy, without reference to polling, its impact on the political parties, or elections.
Put me down for $100 on "this is a bad idea."
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Put me down for $100 on "this is a bad idea."
Nothing remotely creepy about this room in Epstein's house.
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Nothing remotely creepy about this room in Epstein's house.
Elon Musk is worth somewhere around $500B. Most of his money comes from Tesla, a company that makes about $7B per year in profit.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Elon Musk is worth somewhere around $500B. Most of his money comes from Tesla, a company that makes about $7B per year in profit.
Would just like to point out that Pete Hegseth does not appear to know what the term "fog of war" refers to. (Hint, it is not literal fog.)
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Would just like to point out that Pete Hegseth does not appear to know what the term "fog of war" refers to. (Hint, it is not literal fog.)
There are not enough stories of hauntings by dead corporations.
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There are not enough stories of hauntings by dead corporations.
CEO of crypto.com looking through the contract to rename the Staples center, and seeing it's stapled together:
"What the fuck is this!? Do you think this is funny?"
"What the fuck is this!? Do you think this is funny?"
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
CEO of crypto.com looking through the contract to rename the Staples center, and seeing it's stapled together:
"What the fuck is this!? Do you think this is funny?"
"What the fuck is this!? Do you think this is funny?"
"There are some issues too important for our party differences, where we have to rise above it all and say, no matter your politics, no one should get in trouble for doing the type of crimes I like to do."
It's like even though he's a Dem Trump can't help but feel a profound sympathy for a money launderer wapo.st/4as1ygY
Trump says he will pardon Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar
Cuellar was charged last year with bribery, money laundering and conspiracy. His wife, Imelda, also will receive a pardon, according to Trump.
wapo.st
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"There are some issues too important for our party differences, where we have to rise above it all and say, no matter your politics, no one should get in trouble for doing the type of crimes I like to do."
Re Hillary Clinton's comment that young people listening to TikTok "dont understand the history" in Gaza: Have you listened to these young people? Holy fuckballs, they're deeper into the context than any issue movement ever.
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Re Hillary Clinton's comment that young people listening to TikTok "dont understand the history" in Gaza: Have you listened to these young people? Holy fuckballs, they're deeper into the context than any issue movement ever.
If we were up for some constitutional amendments, I'd be on board with ditching the pardon power altogether.
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If we were up for some constitutional amendments, I'd be on board with ditching the pardon power altogether.
The ICJ case on Gaza genocide, also probably just tiktok, amirite?
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The ICJ case on Gaza genocide, also probably just tiktok, amirite?
Most cowardly Secretary of Defense in US history. "I, umm, left the room right before the, umm, stuff went down. Things to do, you know."
Hegseth: I watch that first strike live. At the Department of War, we got a lot of things to do so I did not stick around. Couple of hours later, I learned that commander had made -- which he had the complete authority to do, he made the correct decision to sink the boat and eliminated the threat.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Most cowardly Secretary of Defense in US history. "I, umm, left the room right before the, umm, stuff went down. Things to do, you know."
Jobs numbers be like, "pull up! Pull up! We're heading straight for Trump's ear! Wait wait, I might be able to glide us in one ear and out the other, YES! continuing the emergency descent now..."
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jobs numbers be like, "pull up! Pull up! We're heading straight for Trump's ear! Wait wait, I might be able to glide us in one ear and out the other, YES! continuing the emergency descent now..."
"I think it's shameful that the media is trying to assign blame for a decision made exclusively by Admiral Bradley. That's B-R-A-D-L-E-Y. I fully support Admiral Bradley with respect to the decisions he took it upon himself to make with no command or instruction by his superiors whatsoever."
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"I think it's shameful that the media is trying to assign blame for a decision made exclusively by Admiral Bradley. That's B-R-A-D-L-E-Y. I fully support Admiral Bradley with respect to the decisions he took it upon himself to make with no command or instruction by his superiors whatsoever."
It is uniquely Trumpian to have a war crimes scandal IN ADVANCE of the war you're trying to start.
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It is uniquely Trumpian to have a war crimes scandal IN ADVANCE of the war you're trying to start.
"Let's make one thing crystal clear: I 100% stand by my scapegoat."
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Let's make one thing crystal clear: I 100% stand by my scapegoat."
For the record, Wake Up Dead Man is excellent. My favorite of the three.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
For the record, Wake Up Dead Man is excellent. My favorite of the three.