Heathers a Nutcracker
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass
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This combination of perimenopause and the demise of our democracy is really making me hate people.
Mine gets the snip snip tomorrow and I’m already dreading not being able to feed him in the morning. He’s going to harass me so hard.
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Mine gets the snip snip tomorrow and I’m already dreading not being able to feed him in the morning. He’s going to harass me so hard.
He’s bullying me.
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
He’s bullying me.
My lab puppy is great, as long as I do exactly what he wants to do, exactly when he wants to do it.
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My lab puppy is great, as long as I do exactly what he wants to do, exactly when he wants to do it.
I’m so PNW that I bought a new sun lamp and it gave me a headache.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I’m so PNW that I bought a new sun lamp and it gave me a headache.
(I’m in WA)
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
(I’m in WA)
I’m gonna go to bed at 9pm tonight. Like 9pm Eastern.
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I’m gonna go to bed at 9pm tonight. Like 9pm Eastern.
Just told someone my spoons are rusted and they didn’t understand what I was referring to and man, how I envy them 😮💨
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Just told someone my spoons are rusted and they didn’t understand what I was referring to and man, how I envy them 😮💨
Currently on year 438 of sautéing onions, undecided whether my house smells amazing or horrible.
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Currently on year 438 of sautéing onions, undecided whether my house smells amazing or horrible.
Everything sucks but I’m making French Onion Soup with homemade bread, so there’s that.
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Everything sucks but I’m making French Onion Soup with homemade bread, so there’s that.
Dystopian Fiction becomes Dystopian Non Fiction.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Dystopian Fiction becomes Dystopian Non Fiction.
Oh good, now I get to yell at Kaiser.
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Oh good, now I get to yell at Kaiser.
On the phone with United by 7:15am on a Friday? What fresh Hell is this?
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
On the phone with United by 7:15am on a Friday? What fresh Hell is this?
The show I’m watching just said “hey siri call Kathy” and my phone tried to call my old supervisor who just recently died and I still went into a total panic trying to hang up even though I know she’s passed. I guess my anxiety thought it was going to try to connect to great unknown or something?
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 AM
The show I’m watching just said “hey siri call Kathy” and my phone tried to call my old supervisor who just recently died and I still went into a total panic trying to hang up even though I know she’s passed. I guess my anxiety thought it was going to try to connect to great unknown or something?
Sent on the TikTok. I watched like 20 of her videos and then other people’s videos of them at the store recording themselves talking about orange buttholes IN THE STORE.
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sent on the TikTok. I watched like 20 of her videos and then other people’s videos of them at the store recording themselves talking about orange buttholes IN THE STORE.
Omg I gotta find her for you
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Omg I gotta find her for you
Have you ever seen the tiktok chick who talks about navel oranges and their bootyholes? I’m gonna end up like her but with apples
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Have you ever seen the tiktok chick who talks about navel oranges and their bootyholes? I’m gonna end up like her but with apples
I just had the best Cosmic Crisp Apple ever. Damn those apples are perfection 🤌🏼
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I just had the best Cosmic Crisp Apple ever. Damn those apples are perfection 🤌🏼
That’s a bold thing to say… to a nurse
January 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
That’s a bold thing to say… to a nurse
You forgot the part about drawing doodles on the phone book while you’re stuck to the phone mounted to the wall
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
You forgot the part about drawing doodles on the phone book while you’re stuck to the phone mounted to the wall
Animal Crossing has become my whole personality and I’m not sorry.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Animal Crossing has become my whole personality and I’m not sorry.
I always take you seriously. Everything you say here on the BlueSky is 100% true and accurate and never ever EVER sarcastic. If it were people would have to laugh and we can’t have that shit.
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I always take you seriously. Everything you say here on the BlueSky is 100% true and accurate and never ever EVER sarcastic. If it were people would have to laugh and we can’t have that shit.
Not every post is meant just for you. The cool thing about BlueSky is that if you don’t like what someone is posting you can just move on.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Not every post is meant just for you. The cool thing about BlueSky is that if you don’t like what someone is posting you can just move on.
It’s the GC’s equivalent of “cycling up”
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 AM
It’s the GC’s equivalent of “cycling up”