Heathers a Nutcracker
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass
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This combination of perimenopause and the demise of our democracy is really making me hate people.
When the book club goes full nerd and starts planning a Star Wars watch party 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When the book club goes full nerd and starts planning a Star Wars watch party 🥹
The holidays simultaneously make me miss drinking and also grateful for my sobriety.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The holidays simultaneously make me miss drinking and also grateful for my sobriety.
I watch reality tv for the fruity pebbles drama and I’m not even gonna apologize about it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I watch reality tv for the fruity pebbles drama and I’m not even gonna apologize about it.
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So tired of old white men and their dumb opinions
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So tired of old white men and their dumb opinions
A true sign of friendship is bullying your besties into watching RHOSLC.
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A true sign of friendship is bullying your besties into watching RHOSLC.
Your Mom might have hit the Tylenol too hard while pregnant if having your sock on weird results in a complete meltdown
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Your Mom might have hit the Tylenol too hard while pregnant if having your sock on weird results in a complete meltdown
We live in the DUMBEST timeline.
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
We live in the DUMBEST timeline.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Mark your calendars because #HCWvsHunger 2025 starts in just one week…
And if you donated early due to the shutdown keep those receipts because we are going to find a way to count them.
Let’s feed some more people 🍎
hcwvshunger.org
Mark your calendars because #HCWvsHunger 2025 starts in just one week…
And if you donated early due to the shutdown keep those receipts because we are going to find a way to count them.
Let’s feed some more people 🍎
hcwvshunger.org
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Mark your calendars because #HCWvsHunger 2025 starts in just one week…
And if you donated early due to the shutdown keep those receipts because we are going to find a way to count them.
Let’s feed some more people 🍎
hcwvshunger.org
Mark your calendars because #HCWvsHunger 2025 starts in just one week…
And if you donated early due to the shutdown keep those receipts because we are going to find a way to count them.
Let’s feed some more people 🍎
hcwvshunger.org
I had to leave my house to get blood drawn so obviously I stopped for a candy cane mocha. But now I’m two cups of coffee in, no food, half a medium mocha and less blood to soak it all up and can’t figure out why my eyeballs are vibrating.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I had to leave my house to get blood drawn so obviously I stopped for a candy cane mocha. But now I’m two cups of coffee in, no food, half a medium mocha and less blood to soak it all up and can’t figure out why my eyeballs are vibrating.
My doctor today: what are you doing for your anxiety?
Me: raw dogging it?
Doctor:
Me: raw dogging it?
Doctor:
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My doctor today: what are you doing for your anxiety?
Me: raw dogging it?
Doctor:
Me: raw dogging it?
Doctor:
Typing “Im a whore for a candy cane mocha” is a clear sign it’s time to put up the Christmas tree.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Typing “Im a whore for a candy cane mocha” is a clear sign it’s time to put up the Christmas tree.
Why do my indoor/outdoor cats treat me like I’m solely responsible for making it rain?
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why do my indoor/outdoor cats treat me like I’m solely responsible for making it rain?
I don’t give a flying fuck whether they’re a Democrat or a Republican, male or female. If they are in the Epstein files and are convicted of assaulting women and girls you can burn.
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don’t give a flying fuck whether they’re a Democrat or a Republican, male or female. If they are in the Epstein files and are convicted of assaulting women and girls you can burn.
Don’t ask me to be cool about The Aurora Borealis, it’s not gonna happen.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Don’t ask me to be cool about The Aurora Borealis, it’s not gonna happen.
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So this happened an hour ago. I don’t think I’ve seen red this deep in a long time. You could see it quite clearly with the naked eye. #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So this happened an hour ago. I don’t think I’ve seen red this deep in a long time. You could see it quite clearly with the naked eye. #aurora
Hello, Gorgeous
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hello, Gorgeous
love when I’m already super overwhelmed and life just decides RIGHT NOW is the best time to just pile everything on all at once.
Cool cool cool.
Cool cool cool.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
love when I’m already super overwhelmed and life just decides RIGHT NOW is the best time to just pile everything on all at once.
Cool cool cool.
Cool cool cool.
Fetterman was a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fetterman was a mistake.
dude woke up possessed today.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
dude woke up possessed today.
Damnit I HATE penalty kicks. I can’t watch, someone tell me when it’s over 🫣
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Damnit I HATE penalty kicks. I can’t watch, someone tell me when it’s over 🫣
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I'll 3 way with you, yeah
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'll 3 way with you, yeah
I made a brain worm joke at my doctor’s appt and got a cracked smile from the med student with my doctor and I just know that guy is going to be a great doctor after that.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I made a brain worm joke at my doctor’s appt and got a cracked smile from the med student with my doctor and I just know that guy is going to be a great doctor after that.
This made me laugh. Or maybe that was the edible.
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This made me laugh. Or maybe that was the edible.
Of course it’s my luck that the flu shot kicks my ass more than the Covid ones. Covid? Little tired, little sore. Flu? Oh let’s give you achey lymph nodes and muscle pain and also make you want to go to bed at 4:30pm.
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Of course it’s my luck that the flu shot kicks my ass more than the Covid ones. Covid? Little tired, little sore. Flu? Oh let’s give you achey lymph nodes and muscle pain and also make you want to go to bed at 4:30pm.
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
I’m just a girl, standing in front of Tuesday morning, asking for it to be Friday afternoon. I’m not asking for much.
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of Tuesday morning, asking for it to be Friday afternoon. I’m not asking for much.