new year Nate
@heckingizmo.bsky.social
ghost job hunter | jokey writer | fake cowboy
NEW HERE | 🚫AI
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📍LA/NY
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just lost another close friend to marijuana, he scromited until his head fucking exploded all over the place, it was awesome
AI bros don’t realize they’re dancing on the casket at the funeral of the art they’re desperate to participate in
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
AI bros don’t realize they’re dancing on the casket at the funeral of the art they’re desperate to participate in
the world is falling apart, it didn’t used to be this way
things were better, we had mustard plug
things were better, we had mustard plug
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the world is falling apart, it didn’t used to be this way
things were better, we had mustard plug
things were better, we had mustard plug
pretty funny how nobody gives a fuck about ‘tilly norwood’ already
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 PM
pretty funny how nobody gives a fuck about ‘tilly norwood’ already
getting a little high and having a most delightful headbanging session with my barber
January 21, 2026 at 6:48 AM
getting a little high and having a most delightful headbanging session with my barber
“what’re you gonna do? call the horseshit police??”
-me when someone calls me out on my horseshit
-me when someone calls me out on my horseshit
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
“what’re you gonna do? call the horseshit police??”
-me when someone calls me out on my horseshit
-me when someone calls me out on my horseshit
they’re building an army of aggro chuds, and they HATE getting off their couches!!!!!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
they’re building an army of aggro chuds, and they HATE getting off their couches!!!!!!!!
it’s been fun watching dopey AI bros insult people’s real art, which is a thing real artists don’t do
keep showing your cards, AI bros
keep showing your cards, AI bros
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
it’s been fun watching dopey AI bros insult people’s real art, which is a thing real artists don’t do
keep showing your cards, AI bros
keep showing your cards, AI bros
ow fuck I just opened my eyes so wide that I started howling and barking at a leggy redhead in the 1930’s
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
ow fuck I just opened my eyes so wide that I started howling and barking at a leggy redhead in the 1930’s
the government is simultaneously trying to start a civil war and WW3. but that’s not all: they are also trying to start a rush hour 4
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
the government is simultaneously trying to start a civil war and WW3. but that’s not all: they are also trying to start a rush hour 4
have we given any thought? to who will be genZ’s jay leno???
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
have we given any thought? to who will be genZ’s jay leno???
very heterosexual of matt walsh to DESPISE the thought of two women getting it on
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
very heterosexual of matt walsh to DESPISE the thought of two women getting it on
we sat down with Renee Good’s former landlord, a homophobic MAGA clinically-diagnosed narcissist, to see how they felt about her untimely demise: “she was bad”
more at 11
more at 11
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we sat down with Renee Good’s former landlord, a homophobic MAGA clinically-diagnosed narcissist, to see how they felt about her untimely demise: “she was bad”
more at 11
more at 11
parents beware: teens are doing the ‘mid-life crisis’ challenge!
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
parents beware: teens are doing the ‘mid-life crisis’ challenge!
‘human’ is short for ‘humongous being’, but enough about my mother-in-law! 🤣😬💅
January 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
‘human’ is short for ‘humongous being’, but enough about my mother-in-law! 🤣😬💅
re: scott adams - did we get a ben garrison where dogbert’s crying tears of neckties?
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
re: scott adams - did we get a ben garrison where dogbert’s crying tears of neckties?
some free ad ideas:
From the moment we’re born, we’re thinking about our first Bud Lite
Travis Kelce: napkins!
You can’t outrun the long stench of the law, it’s a really long stink
Maybe she’s born with it (a goiter)
Monster Energy: because you’re dumb!
From the moment we’re born, we’re thinking about our first Bud Lite
Travis Kelce: napkins!
You can’t outrun the long stench of the law, it’s a really long stink
Maybe she’s born with it (a goiter)
Monster Energy: because you’re dumb!
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
some free ad ideas:
From the moment we’re born, we’re thinking about our first Bud Lite
Travis Kelce: napkins!
You can’t outrun the long stench of the law, it’s a really long stink
Maybe she’s born with it (a goiter)
Monster Energy: because you’re dumb!
From the moment we’re born, we’re thinking about our first Bud Lite
Travis Kelce: napkins!
You can’t outrun the long stench of the law, it’s a really long stink
Maybe she’s born with it (a goiter)
Monster Energy: because you’re dumb!
AI (which sucks) blows
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
AI (which sucks) blows
Life hack: rub your eyes after touching dental floss for minty fresh eyes
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Life hack: rub your eyes after touching dental floss for minty fresh eyes
Jonathan Ross has inbreeding? Read it too fast, not reading it again 💅💅
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Jonathan Ross has inbreeding? Read it too fast, not reading it again 💅💅
ICE thugs should have a crack at history, they need to learn that this does not end well for them
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
ICE thugs should have a crack at history, they need to learn that this does not end well for them
wait, you’re not supposed to eat the floss??
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
wait, you’re not supposed to eat the floss??
Tom Cruise, what a cool name. working on my own stage name: Guy Chillin
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Tom Cruise, what a cool name. working on my own stage name: Guy Chillin
had a dream everyone wasn’t a little bitch, lol ,I’m going back to sleep you dorks
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
had a dream everyone wasn’t a little bitch, lol ,I’m going back to sleep you dorks
with grok©️infused neuralink™️, you can connect and become your can opener
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
with grok©️infused neuralink™️, you can connect and become your can opener
BREAKING: ICE Agents Keep Slipping On Ice Like They Were Born This Morning
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
BREAKING: ICE Agents Keep Slipping On Ice Like They Were Born This Morning