new year Nate
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just lost another close friend to marijuana, he scromited until his head fucking exploded all over the place, it was awesome
where’d all the slop go where people pretend to be close personal friends of every celebrity ever?
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
where’d all the slop go where people pretend to be close personal friends of every celebrity ever?
Seems like ICE, their “fans”, and AI bros are creating a moron whirlpool in what’s already become quicksand in America
January 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Seems like ICE, their “fans”, and AI bros are creating a moron whirlpool in what’s already become quicksand in America
Kyle Rittenhouse thinks he comes off masculine, that’s pretty funny
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse thinks he comes off masculine, that’s pretty funny
With ICE’s track record of total fuckups, I’d have tried to drive away quickly too
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
With ICE’s track record of total fuckups, I’d have tried to drive away quickly too
Is ICE the ‘male loneliness epidemic’ then?
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Is ICE the ‘male loneliness epidemic’ then?
Reposted by new year Nate
"Things are going to get worse. Almost certainly much worse. That much is obvious to everybody. Compounding matters is that the people at the center of the turmoil are seeking to accelerate the crisis rather than tamp it down." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-cluste...
The Clusterfuck Has Yet to Begin
Not sure if it’s too late for Miriam-Webster to rescind their 2026 word of the year.
michaelianblack.substack.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"Things are going to get worse. Almost certainly much worse. That much is obvious to everybody. Compounding matters is that the people at the center of the turmoil are seeking to accelerate the crisis rather than tamp it down." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-cluste...
Beavis undergoes a colonoscopy; Butthead goes off grid in the woods following flashbacks from hearing Cotton-Eye Joe (and huffing paint thinners)
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Beavis undergoes a colonoscopy; Butthead goes off grid in the woods following flashbacks from hearing Cotton-Eye Joe (and huffing paint thinners)
Seth Rogen is like the CEO of laughing like that
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Seth Rogen is like the CEO of laughing like that
guy who’s never heard of the moon and is frankly getting a little freaked out when people talk about it
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
guy who’s never heard of the moon and is frankly getting a little freaked out when people talk about it
guy who doesn’t flush or wash his hands and gets called out on his ‘appeal to nature’ fallacy
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
guy who doesn’t flush or wash his hands and gets called out on his ‘appeal to nature’ fallacy
people always get so riled when I run at them with scissors and scream “I AM BLANK SHEET OF PAPER!!!!!!!!”
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
people always get so riled when I run at them with scissors and scream “I AM BLANK SHEET OF PAPER!!!!!!!!”
mars? you mean space mars? or like the guy?
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
mars? you mean space mars? or like the guy?
We need AI personhood so that morons can call people who don’t like their slop racists
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
We need AI personhood so that morons can call people who don’t like their slop racists
you guys ever lay at night and wonder what if a plane crashed through the ceiling right into my nuts
January 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM
you guys ever lay at night and wonder what if a plane crashed through the ceiling right into my nuts
Reposted by new year Nate
In order to regain dignity and the respect of the world, the president should resort to a tried and true method: an AI video of himself piloting an F-15 Flying Eagle unable to contain inhuman amounts of diarrhea
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
In order to regain dignity and the respect of the world, the president should resort to a tried and true method: an AI video of himself piloting an F-15 Flying Eagle unable to contain inhuman amounts of diarrhea
people get so uncomfortable when I run and scream at them “I AM SOFT TEDDY BEAR??”
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
people get so uncomfortable when I run and scream at them “I AM SOFT TEDDY BEAR??”
really weird how “the richest man in the world” is basically doing a “who’s gonna stop me?” and the thing he’s letting happen is fucking CSAM
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
really weird how “the richest man in the world” is basically doing a “who’s gonna stop me?” and the thing he’s letting happen is fucking CSAM
Cartoon swingers
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Cartoon swingers
Up next: “If you aren’t with us, you’re with the narco-terrorists”
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Up next: “If you aren’t with us, you’re with the narco-terrorists”
I like this guy, have a look
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I like this guy, have a look
In order to regain dignity and the respect of the world, the president should resort to a tried and true method: an AI video of himself piloting an F-15 Flying Eagle unable to contain inhuman amounts of diarrhea
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
In order to regain dignity and the respect of the world, the president should resort to a tried and true method: an AI video of himself piloting an F-15 Flying Eagle unable to contain inhuman amounts of diarrhea
trying to grow my balls out ,wife hates it
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
trying to grow my balls out ,wife hates it
what’re we wearing here
January 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
what’re we wearing here
I’d like to resurrect my previous theory that today’s AI bros were yesterday’s enthusiasts of girls gone wild (douchebags)
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I’d like to resurrect my previous theory that today’s AI bros were yesterday’s enthusiasts of girls gone wild (douchebags)