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Heel Licks
@heellicks.bsky.social
washed gamer turned passionless doomscroller
from the troglodytes who brought you the seminal post-2024 election piece “rich white groypers will take over north american pop culture and you just have to take our word on that”
why is ny mag seemingly so vested in assuring us that the vile, wicked, and cultureless white elite are our tastemakers
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 AM
“professional” journalists go to hell when they die and that’s a good thing
This NYT column by @polgreen.bsky.social is the truest thing I've ever seen about the REAL reason public trust in the media collapsed
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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I DEFY YOU HEART MAN
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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#birdbot
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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They're a requirement
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
couldn't be me. i hate the silly and whimsical
February 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
does not make them our friends
In America in 2026, journalists are the government's enemy. Let's just get comfortable with that and stop being weird.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-press-...
The Press Is the Government's Enemy and That Is Good
It's hard to be objective in jail.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Every single story I see about this guy makes me believe he’s a potted plant. Like he gets sunlight and water and everyone goes “the more we understand about Tony Dokoupil the more we see that he really truly is sentient, in his own way”
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 PM
who up booming at they lek?
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Kennedy Center to Put on Unauthorized Performance of John Cage's 4"33'
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
this is me rn, if you even care
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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imagine dying to death and being asked to solve math puzzles for your last words. for one man, this was no mere hypothetical
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
tony needs to do more to save his beloved brain child
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM