Lauren
@heimlichpeppermill.bsky.social
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currently reading “She’s Always Hungry” by Eliza Clark & “Hot Milk” by Deborah Levy
currently reading “She’s Always Hungry” by Eliza Clark & “Hot Milk” by Deborah Levy
I wish i went to sleep an hour ago, would like a decent sleep but keep fighting it after work revenge bedtime style
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I wish i went to sleep an hour ago, would like a decent sleep but keep fighting it after work revenge bedtime style
feeling myself getting a bit mental like the good old seasonal affective way…we are back baby… god help us all 👏🏼
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
feeling myself getting a bit mental like the good old seasonal affective way…we are back baby… god help us all 👏🏼
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For real, there's like 80% of my brain that when it sees the word "affluent" pronounces it in my head like Kath and Kim.
three older women are standing next to each other on a street .
Alt: Sharon, Kim, and Kath strutting their stuff. Kim is doing one of her patented hair flicks.
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
For real, there's like 80% of my brain that when it sees the word "affluent" pronounces it in my head like Kath and Kim.
Feel myself slipping into bad habits again 🙃
August 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Feel myself slipping into bad habits again 🙃
Had the typical teeth falling out dream. I think I know why but addressing it might have a domino effect of misery on my week ahead
August 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Had the typical teeth falling out dream. I think I know why but addressing it might have a domino effect of misery on my week ahead
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“Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than punching a few holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood directly,” said Kennedy theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight
WASHINGTON—Citing extensive research he had conducted on the matter, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday claiming that vaccines were no more effective than drinking horseshoe crab blood straight. “Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than […]
theonion.com
June 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than punching a few holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood directly,” said Kennedy theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
Read twice consecutively. 👏🏼 James Baldwin is a beautiful writer.
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Read twice consecutively. 👏🏼 James Baldwin is a beautiful writer.
Been watching Poker Face, at first I hated the predictability of it, now I’m totally invested after season 1. Well-made tv series + stellar casting.
a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking to a man in a peacock advertisement
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking to a man in a peacock advertisement
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Been watching Poker Face, at first I hated the predictability of it, now I’m totally invested after season 1. Well-made tv series + stellar casting.
just watched the film Fatal Attraction for the first time. A fairytale fantasy where a man has to deal with the consequences of his actions but then magically gets to keep his family & get rid of the problem 🌝
April 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
just watched the film Fatal Attraction for the first time. A fairytale fantasy where a man has to deal with the consequences of his actions but then magically gets to keep his family & get rid of the problem 🌝
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pastrami, gouda, sauerkraut, pickle, mustard & garlic mayo on ciabatta 🤌🏻🥸🤝
April 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
pastrami, gouda, sauerkraut, pickle, mustard & garlic mayo on ciabatta 🤌🏻🥸🤝
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‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
SACRAMENTO, CA—Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what he did for a living, local man Jordan Wheeler, an employee of Creighton Industries who will ultima...
theonion.com
April 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
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Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating