Helena Athena Isabella
@helabella.bsky.social
Will definitely probably write that novel some day maybe.
she/her transbian
she/her transbian
"Wait, does this mean that the detective is constipated?"
"Yeah no shit Sherlock."
"Yeah no shit Sherlock."
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Wait, does this mean that the detective is constipated?"
"Yeah no shit Sherlock."
"Yeah no shit Sherlock."
People who not only don't get that 40k is supposed to be satirical, but vehemently deny it, genuinely concern me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People who not only don't get that 40k is supposed to be satirical, but vehemently deny it, genuinely concern me.
"How do I automate myself out of my own creative processes entirely?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"How do I automate myself out of my own creative processes entirely?"
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
I randomly remembered in high school for French class I had to memorize a poem to recite for a test. I didn't much question it at the time, but now that I look back I gotta ask... Fucking why?
I don't remember anything about the poem. Not any of the lines, not the name, not what it was about...
I don't remember anything about the poem. Not any of the lines, not the name, not what it was about...
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I randomly remembered in high school for French class I had to memorize a poem to recite for a test. I didn't much question it at the time, but now that I look back I gotta ask... Fucking why?
I don't remember anything about the poem. Not any of the lines, not the name, not what it was about...
I don't remember anything about the poem. Not any of the lines, not the name, not what it was about...
When you're about to make a reply to someone's argument that can, in its entirety, accurately be dismissed with 'you know what I mean', consider instead doing the following:
-don't
-don't
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When you're about to make a reply to someone's argument that can, in its entirety, accurately be dismissed with 'you know what I mean', consider instead doing the following:
-don't
-don't
You know, the Death Star is probably the most 'Nazi superweapon' thing ever. It's massive scale would make it a logistical nightmare, both in terms of construction and maintenance. Its only practical uses are terror and literal scorched earth. It's little more than a vanity project for high-ranking-
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You know, the Death Star is probably the most 'Nazi superweapon' thing ever. It's massive scale would make it a logistical nightmare, both in terms of construction and maintenance. Its only practical uses are terror and literal scorched earth. It's little more than a vanity project for high-ranking-
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Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
FFXIV players will flip out over a trans actress in a prominent role, but have no qualms calling a sentient piece of rock candy 'she/her' even long before learning she used to be a mortal woman.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
FFXIV players will flip out over a trans actress in a prominent role, but have no qualms calling a sentient piece of rock candy 'she/her' even long before learning she used to be a mortal woman.
Riches a funny word. It looks like it might be a non-countable noun.
Non-countable nouns are nouns that are not their own unit. 3 lumps of gold, instead of 3 golds; 5 breaths of air instead of 5 airs. It's also the difference between much (non-countable) and many (countable).
Non-countable nouns are nouns that are not their own unit. 3 lumps of gold, instead of 3 golds; 5 breaths of air instead of 5 airs. It's also the difference between much (non-countable) and many (countable).
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Riches a funny word. It looks like it might be a non-countable noun.
Non-countable nouns are nouns that are not their own unit. 3 lumps of gold, instead of 3 golds; 5 breaths of air instead of 5 airs. It's also the difference between much (non-countable) and many (countable).
Non-countable nouns are nouns that are not their own unit. 3 lumps of gold, instead of 3 golds; 5 breaths of air instead of 5 airs. It's also the difference between much (non-countable) and many (countable).
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
If you tax the rich who don't pay taxes then they'll move and then you won't be able to tax them for the money they aren't paying anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you tax the rich who don't pay taxes then they'll move and then you won't be able to tax them for the money they aren't paying anyway.
When is trans day of joy? Trans day of just chilling with the girlies? Trans day of look at all the dope shit trans people have done historically and in the present day?
its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
When is trans day of joy? Trans day of just chilling with the girlies? Trans day of look at all the dope shit trans people have done historically and in the present day?
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its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"
If you ever want an example of why capitalism is bullshit, look no further than the housing crisis.
Like, are houses a rare commodity? Did the house crops fail and now there's a shortage? Are we experiencing a house famine?
No, some rich fucks keep buying them all up and inflating prices.
Like, are houses a rare commodity? Did the house crops fail and now there's a shortage? Are we experiencing a house famine?
No, some rich fucks keep buying them all up and inflating prices.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you ever want an example of why capitalism is bullshit, look no further than the housing crisis.
Like, are houses a rare commodity? Did the house crops fail and now there's a shortage? Are we experiencing a house famine?
No, some rich fucks keep buying them all up and inflating prices.
Like, are houses a rare commodity? Did the house crops fail and now there's a shortage? Are we experiencing a house famine?
No, some rich fucks keep buying them all up and inflating prices.
Every now and again I think of this case and get really fucking mad.
I was gonna say 'unreasonably' mad, but no. No I don't think that word applies here.
I was gonna say 'unreasonably' mad, but no. No I don't think that word applies here.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Every now and again I think of this case and get really fucking mad.
I was gonna say 'unreasonably' mad, but no. No I don't think that word applies here.
I was gonna say 'unreasonably' mad, but no. No I don't think that word applies here.
"Sometimes the curtains are just blue"
Okay but if you're describing the curtains without that meaning anything, either in terms of plot, themes, or emotions, then that sounds to me you're padding your word count for whatever reason.
Okay but if you're describing the curtains without that meaning anything, either in terms of plot, themes, or emotions, then that sounds to me you're padding your word count for whatever reason.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Sometimes the curtains are just blue"
Okay but if you're describing the curtains without that meaning anything, either in terms of plot, themes, or emotions, then that sounds to me you're padding your word count for whatever reason.
Okay but if you're describing the curtains without that meaning anything, either in terms of plot, themes, or emotions, then that sounds to me you're padding your word count for whatever reason.
You ever open a 'New Post' window, go to the bathroom, and then come back not only having forgotten what you were gonna post about, but that you were planning on posting anything at all?
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You ever open a 'New Post' window, go to the bathroom, and then come back not only having forgotten what you were gonna post about, but that you were planning on posting anything at all?
The older I get, the more I relate to Psyduck.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The older I get, the more I relate to Psyduck.
Fucks me up that as a kid I got into Rowling and not Le Guin.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fucks me up that as a kid I got into Rowling and not Le Guin.
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"We're bringing back nuclear!"
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"We're bringing back nuclear!"
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
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"The problem with social media is that it becomes harder to talk about Israel without acknowledging their obscene, monstrous, and very much ongoing crimes against humanity."
I guess the lessons we should have learned from the holocaust is that holocaust is when people are mean to Jews? Apparently?
I guess the lessons we should have learned from the holocaust is that holocaust is when people are mean to Jews? Apparently?
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."
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November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"The problem with social media is that it becomes harder to talk about Israel without acknowledging their obscene, monstrous, and very much ongoing crimes against humanity."
I guess the lessons we should have learned from the holocaust is that holocaust is when people are mean to Jews? Apparently?
I guess the lessons we should have learned from the holocaust is that holocaust is when people are mean to Jews? Apparently?
There isn't a joke in existence the internet will not gleefully run into the ground until it hits rock bottom.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There isn't a joke in existence the internet will not gleefully run into the ground until it hits rock bottom.