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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 19d
✌️"Real Fast"✌️// #stolitz #helluvaboss
Stolas & Blitz spooning while sleeping after the events of "Real Fast", likely moments before Blitz wakes up and realizes where he is. There is morning light coming from the balcony door, illuminating the pair and the bed in a soft pink hue. The pair look content. There is a barely visible blush on both of their cheeks, some leftover sweat drops on Blitz's skin, and Stolas's feathers are mussed. Stolas has his on his stomach, his arm bent at the elbow to place his hand on his pillow. Blitz's head rests in the crook of Stolas's shoulder, his cheek pressed against Stolas's - his arm is draped over Stolas's ribcage and loops under his armpit, so his own hand rests atop Stolas's upon the pillow. The shape of his tail is visible beneath the blanket, and is seen looping lazily over Stolas's hip, and its tip is visible beside Stolas's elbow, peeking out from under the blankets.
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hellamews.bsky.social
i was. very inspired. // #stolitz #helluvaboss
four images responding to a strawpage prompt. all 4 are of secretary stolas, and two feature blitz. from top left to bottom right, they are as follows: 1) after hours. the office ambience is dark. stolas is on the phone, looking relaxed as he's talking to a client, but his voice peaks occasionally. blitz is sitting on the desk and tonguing at his neck while fondling his chest fluff. not sure whether he wants to get home or stay in the office more. 2) stolas rests on his elbows, the fingers on his right hand pressed against his head, while his left holds the phone to his ear. he wears a double off-shoulder sweater. he says: "i've explained this to you multiple times. if we completed the job, there are *no refunds*" he pauses to let the client respond. "no, not even if your ex-wife went to heaven, leaving you unable to continue torturing her for all eternity. i envy her." 3) stolas is reclining in his chair at the desk, filing his nails. he looks nonplussed, and he wears a sweatervest with rolled sleeves. he says: "we *do* charge a premium for public figures. doubly so for politicians." he pauses to let the client respond. "no, we do not offer payment plans. but we may be able to arrange a group order." 4) blitz has brought stolas a hot drink , probably tea, which stolas happily takes as he chats with a client on the phone.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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hellamews.bsky.social
Congrats on 10k @elleap.bsky.social!! This was too fun of an opportunity to pass up, I had a lot of fun with this 💜 (and learned a lot about how to manage all those ruffles)!! Here's to 10k more 🍻 // #stolitz #elleapDTIYS10k
My submission for a Stolitz "Draw This In Your Style" (DTIYS) hosted by @elleap! It depicts Stolas in a long purple maid dress with a large frilly collar, frilly headband, large bow tying his apron behind his back, and has a ruffled underskirt. His expression is nervous but cheerful, and he has a light blush dusting his cheeks. He balances a large silver tray — upon which rests IMP's signature sniper rifle, complete with horse keychain — daintily with his left fingers, and equally daintily (pinky raised and all) lifts his skirt to reveal an empty holster on his right leg, and Blitz crouched and hiding underneath. Blitz wears a similar maid dress, though in a deep navy/black, complete with all of the frills, no gloves, black pumps, and his signature skull pendant adorning his neck. Blitz's expression is cheeky and murderous, his main visible eye glowing brightly, and the light from the other reflecting off of Stolas's left inner leg, where Blitz's right hand also rests. Blitz is wielding a shiny silver handgun, likely taken from the holster on Stolas's leg, and his tail — complete with a shiny bell and bow matching his maid dress — is loosely coiled around Stolas's right leg. The background is a bright red, with a white oval with dots placing focus squarely on Stolas, while leading the eye to Blitz underneath his skirt.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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hellaverse-frames.bsky.social
Helluva Boss | THE CIRCUS (S2E1)
Frame: 24223/33241
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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hellaverse-frames.bsky.social
Helluva Boss | Truth Seekers (S1E6)
Frame: 28962/32355
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
hellamews.bsky.social
not saying i'll do it but would yall remember me or kill me if i ever changed my display name
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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berrytoady.bsky.social
I can finally show a stolitz kissing collab with amazing
@hellamews.bsky.social!!! she gave me an incredible sketch (I'm still obsessed with stolas doing his freakish owl neck thing) and I got to line and color it!

(and also add some horsies and stars ✧˖･ﾟ✧)
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
Congrats on 10k @elleap.bsky.social!! This was too fun of an opportunity to pass up, I had a lot of fun with this 💜 (and learned a lot about how to manage all those ruffles)!! Here's to 10k more 🍻 // #stolitz #elleapDTIYS10k
My submission for a Stolitz "Draw This In Your Style" (DTIYS) hosted by @elleap! It depicts Stolas in a long purple maid dress with a large frilly collar, frilly headband, large bow tying his apron behind his back, and has a ruffled underskirt. His expression is nervous but cheerful, and he has a light blush dusting his cheeks. He balances a large silver tray — upon which rests IMP's signature sniper rifle, complete with horse keychain — daintily with his left fingers, and equally daintily (pinky raised and all) lifts his skirt to reveal an empty holster on his right leg, and Blitz crouched and hiding underneath. Blitz wears a similar maid dress, though in a deep navy/black, complete with all of the frills, no gloves, black pumps, and his signature skull pendant adorning his neck. Blitz's expression is cheeky and murderous, his main visible eye glowing brightly, and the light from the other reflecting off of Stolas's left inner leg, where Blitz's right hand also rests. Blitz is wielding a shiny silver handgun, likely taken from the holster on Stolas's leg, and his tail — complete with a shiny bell and bow matching his maid dress — is loosely coiled around Stolas's right leg. The background is a bright red, with a white oval with dots placing focus squarely on Stolas, while leading the eye to Blitz underneath his skirt.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
hellamews.bsky.social
stolitz has just become part of the christmas season now
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
mfw my ipad's having difficulty charging and i have several things im working on...
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
hellamews.bsky.social
Can someone make helluva boss shimejis please. I need a little stolly on my desktop
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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lost-romantique.bsky.social
HE'S IN SHORTS! HE'S IN SHORTS!
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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ectochoir.bsky.social
They both make decent points! … I think!
#hazbinhotel #helluvaboss
April 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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askr-hb.bsky.social
🎄🎅🔔
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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vvenuspng.bsky.social
a well deserved rest ♡･:*₊‧✩ #helluvaboss #stolitz
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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impfckr.bsky.social
Just this one pic of Stoly in a sweater will keep me fed for so long. I am so easily pleased. 🦉📣
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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yamastard.bsky.social
they put addictive properties in that owl the way this post hit my dopamine receptors like a bomb
vivziepop.bsky.social Vivienne M @vivziepop.bsky.social · 3d
He's in some shorts, but they were the ones written later so we will get a lot of No-Stols shorts. BUT he's in a bunch now! ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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hellaverseframes.bsky.social
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossAPOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
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APOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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hellaverseframes.bsky.social
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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THE FULL MOON (S2E8)
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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hellamews.bsky.social
Happy Mastermind Anniversary!

In-hands are live!

🛍️🔗⬇️ #stolitz
hellamews.bsky.social stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 13d
Alright! Preorders have been sent off, and I have 11 of these babies left!

In-hands will be live on Mastermind Anniversary Day (11/29) ~10am ET!

🛍️🔗⬇️// #stolitz
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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hellaverseframes.bsky.social
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossMASTERMIND (S2E11)
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MASTERMIND (S2E11)
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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bobbbowo.bsky.social
#HelluvaBoss #stolitz #Stolas #Blitz
虽然这是去年画的，但我现在还是很喜欢这一张，，🥹💖
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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onyx03.bsky.social
2 years!
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
yall should act like sinners calling IMP in my strawpage. stolas might answer your call

(im looking for warmup ideas and i love secretary stolly)
hellamews.straw.page
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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trungles.com
My patience for, like, fandom Discourse is so brittle these days due to 1) I already did most of that messily in the 2010s and 2) everything in the actual, real, literal, material world is actively on fire
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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hellamews.bsky.social
Also my interpretation of what Richard said in the interview is not that Amazon is purposefully sidelining Helluva with like a handwave/"oh it's just the spinoff", it's just that Hazbin's deadlines are so much tighter & it means there's less time available to do HB bc they HAVE to do Hazbin first.
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM