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call me moose | she/her | +30 | Sapphic🏳️‍🌈Ace | hellaverse quarantine | helluva boss & #stolitz brainrot | MDNF 🔞 | same @ on the bird site & tumblr & insta | hellamews.carrd.co
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#HelluvaBoss #stolitz #Stolas #Blitz
虽然这是去年画的,但我现在还是很喜欢这一张,,🥹💖
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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2 years!
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
yall should act like sinners calling IMP in my strawpage. stolas might answer your call

(im looking for warmup ideas and i love secretary stolly)
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December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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My patience for, like, fandom Discourse is so brittle these days due to 1) I already did most of that messily in the 2010s and 2) everything in the actual, real, literal, material world is actively on fire
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Also my interpretation of what Richard said in the interview is not that Amazon is purposefully sidelining Helluva with like a handwave/"oh it's just the spinoff", it's just that Hazbin's deadlines are so much tighter & it means there's less time available to do HB bc they HAVE to do Hazbin first.
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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While I get the outrage, I can't help note that the thread mentioned Hazbin being under crunch.

As an artist and designer I'll say, if being a "lesser" priority means the HB team has more time to cook and possibly put *less* pressure on the artists to finish it fast, then... so be it!
Richard feels that the issue Helluva Boss has, being on Prime- is the fact that it's essentially a spinoff show with more episodes and more content than the main flagship.

Therefore, he states that Amazon doesn't feel the need for Season 3 to come out quick

In Amazon's eyes Hazbin takes priority.
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Also my interpretation of what Richard said in the interview is not that Amazon is purposefully sidelining Helluva with like a handwave/"oh it's just the spinoff", it's just that Hazbin's deadlines are so much tighter & it means there's less time available to do HB bc they HAVE to do Hazbin first.
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i think, unfortunately, i'll always be a fan that prefers the old, more spread out release schedule, with the month leading up to an episode peppered with teaser gifs. it's what endeared me to helluva in the first place. it was refreshing in a world obsessed with binge culture.
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Me on my first day of work and I have to give the depressed alcoholic dandy fop who pays my meager wages basically a loaded gun to fuck his whole life up for the first real orgasm he's ever had
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE CIRCUS (S2E1)
frame: 20209/33240
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Helluva Boss | APOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
Frame: 20846/31561
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I had the absolute pleasure to make another Broadway print for Bryce of my fave bird! This one is based on Bryce’s role as the Arbiter on Chess! Always love getting to put my love of the show I get to work on with my love of musical theatre! 💖

streamily.com/BrycePinkham
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Happy Mastermind Anniversary!

In-hands are live!

🛍️🔗⬇️ #stolitz
Alright! Preorders have been sent off, and I have 11 of these babies left!

In-hands will be live on Mastermind Anniversary Day (11/29) ~10am ET!

🛍️🔗⬇️// #stolitz
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Surprise #Stolitz comm for @fai7hl3ss.bsky.social with the theme "Sleepy morning cuddles"! they both pretend sleeping 🤫
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Finally organizing all the prints and thank you cards I’ve accumulated, and realized I’m gonna need so much more space
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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#HelluvaBoss | MISSION: ZERO (S1E0b)
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December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i was updating my carrd and i got hit with the 'wow i have a fucking calling card don't i?' feeling.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
laundry day….
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossSINSMAS (S2E12)
frame: 38083/41880
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Pretty Birdy figure aaaaaaa 🌙✨ #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossSINSMAS (S2E12)
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November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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#HelluvaBoss | MISSION: ZERO (S1E0b)
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November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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🌟 APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN 🌟

Show us your work and join us in this project! 🃏💫

Open until December 13th 📩📩
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November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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#HelluvaBoss | MISSION: ZERO (S1E0b)
Frame: 7687/16960
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Mastermind Anniversary!

In-hands are live!

🛍️🔗⬇️ #stolitz
Alright! Preorders have been sent off, and I have 11 of these babies left!

In-hands will be live on Mastermind Anniversary Day (11/29) ~10am ET!

🛍️🔗⬇️// #stolitz
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM