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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦

@hellbendermuseum.bsky.social

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Australian sculptor and biological model maker based in Vancouver BC. He/him. Anti AI/NFT Sincere, but not serious. https://linktr.ee/HellbenderMuseum

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Oct 17

New pinned, since I can do that now. Hello! I'm Kieran and I am a biological sculptor, mostly making work for zoos, museums and aquariums!

Digital sculpture of a Green Tree Python coiled on a branch

Model of a tardigrade, scaled up to about the size of a thumb

Model of an Emperor Newt, lifesize on a diorama base

Model of a Cuvier′s Dwarf Caiman, life size, sitting on a dining table

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 2d

That makes sense. Additionally I propose that if my washing machine doesn't operate on hard deadlines, neither should I. I have heaps of variables

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 2d

Why are washing machine timers never accurate? Surely we have the technology

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 2d

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 3d

Master baiting

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 10d

Many such cases

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 11d

(Process, not result)

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 11d

It's gonna suck but it's gonna be worth it

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 16d

Ah bugger, get well soon buddy

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 21d

Was culture shock coming over here and not being able to find paracetamol... had to google it

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 24d

And I go to the park in the evening and...

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 25d

More effective morning wake-up system than coffee (was trying to take out the trash)

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Sep 8

Fascinating...

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Sep 8

Damn I didn't know you could get the pure stuff. Always wondered because the stuff that comes out of the leaf smells sus af but I love the "juice"

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Sep 5

Oh you mean hen honey?

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Sep 1

I've drastically wound back my commissions, though if this sculpt scaled to the correct size for the species and painted with Pacific Rattlesnake colours would be of interest I could do it, by all means drop me an email via [email protected]

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Sep 1

This is a prairie rattlesnake, though I do think massies are really cute. Check out @lincolnsavi.bsky.social who made an awesome model of that species!

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Sep 1

Chunky 🪇🐍

Lifesife painted sculpture of a rattlesnake

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 31

🙂‍↕️

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 31

Everything halpens for a reason 💃

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 30

Visited the capital earlier this year

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 30

Watto you mean

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 29

If any of you had actually paid attention at Sunday school would KNOW that it is the feast of St Watto. A lot of people telling on themselves publicly rn smh

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 29

🙋‍♂️

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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 29

So gorgeous

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · Aug 29

Watto n earth is happening

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