Wesleigh
@hellowesleigh.bsky.social
designer and writer / probably eating ice cream / living the kitty forman aesthetic / “my heart is slouched toward hope” - MHN / 💜✨ hellowesleigh.com
“Just because the Almighty gave people a taste for lobsters doesn’t mean that he gave lobsters a taste for being boiled alive.” Jessica Fletcher really has some quips, doesn’t she.
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
“Just because the Almighty gave people a taste for lobsters doesn’t mean that he gave lobsters a taste for being boiled alive.” Jessica Fletcher really has some quips, doesn’t she.
“Back in Cabot Cove the only thing we have with claws are lobsters, and we eat them!” I started Murder She Wrote from the pilot and it’s already delightful.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
“Back in Cabot Cove the only thing we have with claws are lobsters, and we eat them!” I started Murder She Wrote from the pilot and it’s already delightful.
Randomly thinking about how sad I still am that Other Space was cancelled. In 2015.
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Randomly thinking about how sad I still am that Other Space was cancelled. In 2015.
Just looked up to see a commercial featuring a singing clump of hair in a bathroom drain and am regretting my decision to watch this football game
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Just looked up to see a commercial featuring a singing clump of hair in a bathroom drain and am regretting my decision to watch this football game
Roku City is currently an Olympic village with the Italian mountains in the background and Zamboni and snow mobiles instead of cars and I love it so much. Taking the whimsy where I can find it.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Roku City is currently an Olympic village with the Italian mountains in the background and Zamboni and snow mobiles instead of cars and I love it so much. Taking the whimsy where I can find it.
I love curling so much. “Corey sells real estate in Duluth and is one of the top athletes in the world.” Just a guy. Amazing.
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I love curling so much. “Corey sells real estate in Duluth and is one of the top athletes in the world.” Just a guy. Amazing.
I keep doing the math and realizing I could be the mom of so many of these Olympians. This lil baby US snowboarder was born in 2009.
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I keep doing the math and realizing I could be the mom of so many of these Olympians. This lil baby US snowboarder was born in 2009.
The Olympics can’t escape Ohio. I have women’s hockey on and the commentators mentioned that there’s like 5 OSU hockey players on Team USA this year.
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The Olympics can’t escape Ohio. I have women’s hockey on and the commentators mentioned that there’s like 5 OSU hockey players on Team USA this year.
Nothing unites the world like booing at JD Vance at the Olympic opening ceremonies, apparently.
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Nothing unites the world like booing at JD Vance at the Olympic opening ceremonies, apparently.
My newsletter is back. 💜✨ It’s rough out here, babes. We’re all feeling it. hellowesleigh.substack.com/p/the-horror...
"The horrors persist, but so do I."
On continuing to wash the dishes.
hellowesleigh.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
My newsletter is back. 💜✨ It’s rough out here, babes. We’re all feeling it. hellowesleigh.substack.com/p/the-horror...
I saw a post about Muppets star signs and then went down a rabbit hole finding characters for each astrological sign based on their canonical birthdays. According to this I am a Cookie Monster sun, Baby Bear moon, and Oscar the Grouch rising.
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I saw a post about Muppets star signs and then went down a rabbit hole finding characters for each astrological sign based on their canonical birthdays. According to this I am a Cookie Monster sun, Baby Bear moon, and Oscar the Grouch rising.
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
This is who runs this account
Frogs (1972)
Just kidding it’s ridiculous but it does star a pre-mustache baby Sam Elliott
Just kidding it’s ridiculous but it does star a pre-mustache baby Sam Elliott
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Frogs (1972)
Just kidding it’s ridiculous but it does star a pre-mustache baby Sam Elliott
Just kidding it’s ridiculous but it does star a pre-mustache baby Sam Elliott
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Aesthetics
Creative Writing
History of Graphic Design
Web Development
Graphic Novels as Literature (self-directed special topic course)
Aesthetics
Creative Writing
History of Graphic Design
Web Development
Graphic Novels as Literature (self-directed special topic course)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Minor Prophets
Images of Christ in the Novel
Violence and Grace in Film
History of Ecumenism
Children’s Games From Around the World
Minor Prophets
Images of Christ in the Novel
Violence and Grace in Film
History of Ecumenism
Children’s Games From Around the World
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
American Literature
Political Science
Intro to Anthropology
Sci-Fi Film
Pop Music in North America
American Literature
Political Science
Intro to Anthropology
Sci-Fi Film
Pop Music in North America
January 31, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Aesthetics
Creative Writing
History of Graphic Design
Web Development
Graphic Novels as Literature (self-directed special topic course)
Aesthetics
Creative Writing
History of Graphic Design
Web Development
Graphic Novels as Literature (self-directed special topic course)
Draped a giant blanket over the bed to fight the cold tonight and after snuggling under the covers and realizing what a nice toasty pocket I’d created my brain actually went “am I a ravioli right now?”
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Draped a giant blanket over the bed to fight the cold tonight and after snuggling under the covers and realizing what a nice toasty pocket I’d created my brain actually went “am I a ravioli right now?”
Well at least this Dove channel movie theoretically set in Ohio got the flag right
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Well at least this Dove channel movie theoretically set in Ohio got the flag right
My parents bought 40lbs of bananas for $8. They are those people in the math word problems you had to solve in the fifth grade.
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
My parents bought 40lbs of bananas for $8. They are those people in the math word problems you had to solve in the fifth grade.
Look I’m glad they’re finally plowing and doing snow removal at my apartment complex but did it have to be at 2 in the morning!? One thing NOT conducive to a good nights sleep is large machinery scraping asphalt right outside your window.
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Look I’m glad they’re finally plowing and doing snow removal at my apartment complex but did it have to be at 2 in the morning!? One thing NOT conducive to a good nights sleep is large machinery scraping asphalt right outside your window.
I’m watching some movie on the Dove channel and they are really using the tagline “Live. Laugh. Dove.”
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I’m watching some movie on the Dove channel and they are really using the tagline “Live. Laugh. Dove.”
I’ve been watching a series about the FBI made in 2005 and having used Photoshop in that era, I CANNOT believe that they could take a digital photo of a car — taken from across the street — and zoom in far enough to read the parking garage name on the sticker on the windshield.
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I’ve been watching a series about the FBI made in 2005 and having used Photoshop in that era, I CANNOT believe that they could take a digital photo of a car — taken from across the street — and zoom in far enough to read the parking garage name on the sticker on the windshield.
Turns out my hunker down blizzard plans are basically the same as my regular weekend plans.
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Turns out my hunker down blizzard plans are basically the same as my regular weekend plans.
They pre-salted the streets of my apartment complex for the first time ever so you know it’s going to be bad.
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
They pre-salted the streets of my apartment complex for the first time ever so you know it’s going to be bad.
Should I make this my life’s mission, though? I’m tempted to do it and blog or podcast about it but that feels so 2008. And I’ve already seen literally hundreds. Unless…
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Should I make this my life’s mission, though? I’m tempted to do it and blog or podcast about it but that feels so 2008. And I’ve already seen literally hundreds. Unless…
is that a challenge
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
is that a challenge
One thing I like to do to cheer myself up is check what Facebook Marketplace thinks I’m interested in. It’s always the wildest combination of things. Today’s feed included:
- Vintage Garfield alarm clock
- Giant box of only cherry Laffy Taffy
- 90s Babysitters Club sleeping bag
- An actual hearse
- Vintage Garfield alarm clock
- Giant box of only cherry Laffy Taffy
- 90s Babysitters Club sleeping bag
- An actual hearse
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
One thing I like to do to cheer myself up is check what Facebook Marketplace thinks I’m interested in. It’s always the wildest combination of things. Today’s feed included:
- Vintage Garfield alarm clock
- Giant box of only cherry Laffy Taffy
- 90s Babysitters Club sleeping bag
- An actual hearse
- Vintage Garfield alarm clock
- Giant box of only cherry Laffy Taffy
- 90s Babysitters Club sleeping bag
- An actual hearse