ZANE
@hellozane.bsky.social
Cultural observations with no solutions.
Very tired. 🫠
Very tired. 🫠
Pinned
Glucose Revolution taught me nothing new except that my mouth is bold 😅
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Glucose Revolution taught me nothing new except that my mouth is bold 😅
It’s always “society this” and “women that” when self-reflection would’ve been cheaper. ✨🫶🏻
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It’s always “society this” and “women that” when self-reflection would’ve been cheaper. ✨🫶🏻
Ran into a classmate in my hometown.
He STARED at me and then acted like I was a stranger. Small towns are performance art. 🖼️🥹
He STARED at me and then acted like I was a stranger. Small towns are performance art. 🖼️🥹
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Ran into a classmate in my hometown.
He STARED at me and then acted like I was a stranger. Small towns are performance art. 🖼️🥹
He STARED at me and then acted like I was a stranger. Small towns are performance art. 🖼️🥹
My best Christmas gift was not money, love, or peace.It was a Dyson extension I thought I left in a hotel in Bulgaria in July and found at my mom’s yesterday ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My best Christmas gift was not money, love, or peace.It was a Dyson extension I thought I left in a hotel in Bulgaria in July and found at my mom’s yesterday ❤️
AI-generated but explain why it nailed our faces and the exact street we could be parked on right now. 😱🎄
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
AI-generated but explain why it nailed our faces and the exact street we could be parked on right now. 😱🎄
Apparently being this happy about a vacuum cleaner makes me pop dad jokes and ask my bf to be my vaLINTine. 😆🤦🏼♀️
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Apparently being this happy about a vacuum cleaner makes me pop dad jokes and ask my bf to be my vaLINTine. 😆🤦🏼♀️
00:00.
Deep clean with a Dyson (it actually sucks).
Upstairs neighbor reputation secured.
Walking aggressively like a yeti now. 🧌
Deep clean with a Dyson (it actually sucks).
Upstairs neighbor reputation secured.
Walking aggressively like a yeti now. 🧌
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
00:00.
Deep clean with a Dyson (it actually sucks).
Upstairs neighbor reputation secured.
Walking aggressively like a yeti now. 🧌
Deep clean with a Dyson (it actually sucks).
Upstairs neighbor reputation secured.
Walking aggressively like a yeti now. 🧌
Late latte. Zero Italian supervision. ☕️🇮🇹
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Late latte. Zero Italian supervision. ☕️🇮🇹
criminal authority energy ✨
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
criminal authority energy ✨
Is social media dying or is it just turning into an AI content farm with ads attached? 🙄
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Is social media dying or is it just turning into an AI content farm with ads attached? 🙄
He’s love stories.
I’m reality.
Together. ❤️🔥
I’m reality.
Together. ❤️🔥
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He’s love stories.
I’m reality.
Together. ❤️🔥
I’m reality.
Together. ❤️🔥
The “I can sing like Amy Winehouse” crowd always end up sounding like they’re choking on a thrift-store vinyl. ICK 😆🤣
a close up of a white cat with its tongue out .
ALT: a close up of a white cat with its tongue out .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The “I can sing like Amy Winehouse” crowd always end up sounding like they’re choking on a thrift-store vinyl. ICK 😆🤣
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this joke is so dad it threw me in the deep end to teach me how to swim
after several poor financial decisions, the scuba shop owner has found themselves underwater
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this joke is so dad it threw me in the deep end to teach me how to swim
Some women ditch their kids to keep a man. Meanwhile I worry my dog feels sad when I leave for work. The math isn’t mathing.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Some women ditch their kids to keep a man. Meanwhile I worry my dog feels sad when I leave for work. The math isn’t mathing.
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*INHALES* ‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby..’ 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*INHALES* ‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby..’ 🎶
They suggested chill pills + gentle approach. I suggested sedation + efficiency to avoid bloodshed and emotional damage🩸 Back home, sedated gremlin is peaceful, but I just KNOW he’s confused about where his eagle claws went 😜
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
They suggested chill pills + gentle approach. I suggested sedation + efficiency to avoid bloodshed and emotional damage🩸 Back home, sedated gremlin is peaceful, but I just KNOW he’s confused about where his eagle claws went 😜
Public warning: if you hear screams from the clinic, don’t worry. It’s just us.
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Public warning: if you hear screams from the clinic, don’t worry. It’s just us.
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗
Deactivated FB & X, and now my whole personality is: sharks, mantas, “how to win against a triggerfish,” diving fails, and refreshing the tracking on my scuba mask that STILL has no ETA.
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✅ Skill level: 1
✅ Delusion level: Ocean Ramsey’s manta-ray cousin with scuba gear 😭🤣
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✅ Skill level: 1
✅ Delusion level: Ocean Ramsey’s manta-ray cousin with scuba gear 😭🤣
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Deactivated FB & X, and now my whole personality is: sharks, mantas, “how to win against a triggerfish,” diving fails, and refreshing the tracking on my scuba mask that STILL has no ETA.
—
✅ Skill level: 1
✅ Delusion level: Ocean Ramsey’s manta-ray cousin with scuba gear 😭🤣
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✅ Skill level: 1
✅ Delusion level: Ocean Ramsey’s manta-ray cousin with scuba gear 😭🤣
I respect the new clinic’s optimism because last time Jimmy bit the vet and he vowed never to go near those paws again🐾 😭
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I respect the new clinic’s optimism because last time Jimmy bit the vet and he vowed never to go near those paws again🐾 😭
No one can replace my dead husband, BUT.. 🤦🏼♀️😆
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
No one can replace my dead husband, BUT.. 🤦🏼♀️😆