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✨ No kids allowed 🔞 👵🏻 37 but 27 in my head 🐾 Cat Mom to 3 🐈🐈🐈‍⬛ 🖤 Mostly Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel 🏳️‍🌈 🩷💛💙 💍 Found my Moxxie💋💕

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · Nov 27

#promosky
Giving into peer pressure! My obsessions:

🖤 Helluva Boss
❤️ Stolitz
🖤 Hazbin Hotel
❤️ Anime
🖤 Voice Acting
❤️ Fanfics
🖤 Baking
❤️ Singing
🖤 Pretending I'm in my 20s because I don't feel like I'm in my mid 30s 😭💀

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📻🍎Jo💼🍄⎊⍟💙💜 @ovid69.bsky.social · 20h

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Gravity - Hazbin Hotel | Prime Video

YouTube video by Prime Video

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Ness🩷🦎 @nesspenguin89.bsky.social · 20h

Gravity is out and playable on Spotify
#HazbinHotel

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 20h

There's a scam going around and they almost got me. I'm getting old it seems.

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Warning: Bluesky Account Scammer

This past weekend, I had a brush with a scammer on Bluesky who had compromised a mutual’s account.

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 1d

Ah it would just be easier for these ppl to just say they're lonely and bitter. 😘

Time to be louder and more obnoxious! 😜

Lost_Romantique 🦎 @lost-romantique.bsky.social · 1d

This is the response someone gets when any Hellaverse fans comment saying they're looking forward to the LVLUP guest announcements.

Well darn, I better make sure I'm even more obnoxious next year! I THINK WE SHOULD BE AS LOUD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE, TOO! 🥳

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 1d

Ah I will be joining the loud degenerate partayyy!!🥳 Haters gonna hate. They just bitter and lonely.

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 2d

Love this frame! ♥️♥️

𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 @hellaverse-frames.bsky.social · 2d

Helluva Boss | The Harvest Moon Festival (S1E5)
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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely accurate. I don't do scary movies. 🙈

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 2d

This.

The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 2d

❤️

A drawing of a black cat resting under a blanket. The caption reads, "please be patient with yourself; it all feels overwhelming because it IS overwhelming"

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MetaTheTrifox @metalatias.bsky.social · 12d

I know it's easy to confuse because the dads with issues also have sucky dads so they likely have daddy issues as well but that's not the main issue unlike in daddy issues which also does have dads with issues

✨💖🍭Rukan 🍭💖✨✨✨ @rukanrukan.bsky.social · 13d

the difference between Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 3d

I believe it. I'm a glutton for emotional damage. 💀

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 5d

I hope you were able to get in touch with your lawyer before Brandon did. 😉🩼😂🫶🏻

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah, he put on a great show of it tho! 🤣😂 Never a dull moment with those two.

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 5d

This is beautiful. And really explains why I love these shows so much. I feel like a lot of us fans have been the odd ones, the "too much", the doesn't quite fit in ppl throughout our lives. I love this found Hellaverse family. ♥️🖤♥️🖤

Beaky's Bigtop 🎪✨ @rubeusbeaky.bsky.social · 7d

🥰 Listen, I'm a shipper. Stolitz, CherriSnake, Huskerdust, RadioTooManyToName - you get the point.

💖🥹💖But I live for cozy moments like these, when they're buddies draped all over each other. I think the Hellaverse is really special to show us hurt adults who find comfort in each other.
#FoundFamily

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 5d

Mr. Guava joined the final day! ♥️ Social battery is SHOT. No talking to humans irl for a bit. 🫠 Until the next!

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 5d

Poor amir was in a wheelchair at the Helluva panel today. 🤣😂🤣😄

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 6d

Photo dump! I'm so very blessed to have met so many of the Helluva/Hazbin cast of characters today.

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 6d

One of the many highlights of the day. Most expensive picture of my back, but worth it. Resting, then out to have a Helluva Night! ♥️

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 6d

Repping my Astral Feather ita bag. 🦉💙💜
#animatephiladelphia

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 6d

Brandon crashed the Animate Philly panel and wrestled Gritty/Amir. It was lovely. 🤣

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 6d

Sitting across the aisle from them in the panel lol. I'll try my best.

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 7d

I know! I'm hoping to run into them and see their awesome cosplay. 🤞🏻

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helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 7d

Yup! Been rewatching it!

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 7d

I'm really trying to be good. But Identity Pollution can take ALL my money. 💸😍 @identitypollution.bsky.social

helluvaguava @helluvaguava.bsky.social · 7d

Aw ty! And I'm a little impulsive. I really almost got a tattoo or a piercing today. 🙃 Really really considering it tomorrow. It's been ages since I've gotten a tattoo and I miss it.

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