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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry”

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30s | any pronouns | 🏳️‍🌈 mostly screaming into the void about stolitz and the hellaverse | NSFW content 🔞 | #hbspoilers https://archiveofourown.org/users/kh0sh3kh/

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · Jun 19

it’s almost my summer break, I have a lot of stuff I wanna get done, and I tend to reward my productivity sessions with fanfic SOOOO

pls drop a link to your fave fanfic you’ve written, fave you’ve read, your ao3 profile. don’t care if I’ve read it before, I need to comment on so much. gimme 😌

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 1h

😍😍😍 Once again, I would like to be buried under several hundred pounds of imp dragon —

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Autumn @helluvanautumn.myatproto.social · 17h

At the Helluva Boss Q&A for Animate Philly, someone asked the panel about their favorite shorts. Richard said "Mission: Whacked Off" & "Bad Drivezo", Brandon said "Mission: Chupacabras", and Bryce said his favorite has not aired yet. 👀 Please let that mean a Stolas short is coming at some point!

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Sam Benc 🐟 @nonvieta.bsky.social · 16h

People who think the idea of "give me ideas" is something genuinely creative people want have literally never experienced the absolute EUPHORIA of a brainstorming breakthrough, either solo or with a human collaborator. They don't understand what is happening when artists create, on a basic level.

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 3h

ALL THINGS THE FANDOM DESPERATELY NEEDS… but yes, my profile was looking Very Similar and I was like oh god do I look too freaky right now

khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 11h

finally joining in on the kinktober and club consent week shenanigans… with Stolas fucking Blitzø’s horns

archiveofourown.org/works/72222096

#stolitzfics | #helluvafics | #stolitz

A is for Aphrodisiac
kh0sh3kh

Summary:

Only the Sin of Lust could have gotten away with giving such a gift. He was perhaps the only person who could have given it to Stolas without him feeling so exposed and raw regarding the non-secret that he was miserable in his marriage.

All of that was to say - he had no idea if Blitzø realized that he had downed a third of a bottle of wine from Lust.

[Written for Kinktober and Club Consent Week]

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Nomi 💫 CEO of Alastor’s chest fluff @nomifae.bsky.social · 18h

Vox’s drunk ramblings 🍻

#RadioStatic #StaticRadio #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 14h

sometimes I forget that blitz does not, in fact, have canonically milky tits

I kid, she’s definitely seen so much worse, I’m still just here like “I swear I love your work AND I’m not a weirdo! At least not in a bad way!”

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 15h

sometimes when one of my posts gains some traction, I open up my profile and see all the Stolitz porn and kinky shit and just whisper, “don’t let viv see me”

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 16h

S A M E, it’s on my bucket list to write because I love them so much 😭😭

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 16h

I looked around so much for reviews and kept seeing people say everything of theirs runs really tight on the waist — and as a thick bitch who was SO HYPED for this collab, I’m devastated and too nervous to drop $200+ when I’m on the cusp of fitting the largest size 😭

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 16h

I can’t stop thinking about this, I am so jealous of Stolas 😭 being under a couple hundred pounds of imp could fix him (and me)

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K 🍑 (but extra freaky🧡) @helluvalotofbutt.bsky.social · 1d

Quick sketch because I was clearly in a mood™
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#helluvalotofbutt cw: weight gain, very fat Blitz,

Sketch of a very fat Blitz sitting on top of Stolas who is looking up with an almost tauntign expression

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 16h

I just saw someone do a Depressed Stolas cosplay and it made me realize… my Slutty Ozzie Robe could so easily double as a Depressed Slutty Stolas Robe oh my god new cosplay unlocked

khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

Blitzø 100% had a moment like “haha ur gross human form is so weird and nasty, haha, can’t imagine what it feels like 👀 unless 👀 you know 👀 as a joke haha 👀”

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

rewatching apology tour this week re-pissed me off all over again, I could go on for hours about how their fight made sense and to blame either of them alone or say either deserve their suffering is to fundamentally misunderstand the show

khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

I like to think (with zero basis lmao) that hellborn are lowkey creeped out by how nasty and weird humans are and that dating a sinner is the equivalent of coming home with a chat AI bot as a girlfriend LMAO so blitz is totally a humanfucker

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

that’s also true, I feel like it doesn’t get half the discussion apology tour or mastermind do 😭

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

the hungry, hungry caterpillar 💜💜

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Canis_Suricatta @canis-suricatta.bsky.social · 18h

Inktober 2025 - Day #9 Heavy

„Let’s get you home, big bird.“

#stolas #helluvaboss #hellaverse #helluvabossstolas #vivziepop #inktober2025 #inktober #owl #avian #demon #heavy

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

I would watch it SO FAST

there’s a local cosplayer who did the cutest Bethany cosplay at the last con I went to and I’ve already decided she’s my live action casting LMAO

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

IF YOU HAVEN’T MENTIONED BOOBIES BOOBILY BOOBING OR PISS-TASTING BISCUITS, I promise ur winning 😭😭😭

khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17h

as a society, we moved past Ghostfuckers far too quickly. not the episode, but the show.

they made a MUSICAL?? Blitzø loves human porn?? Blitzø believes in ghosts?? Bethany is recognizable to the average sleazy hotel clerk?? the musical is SO GOOD???

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Hali ✨🔞 (they/them) @birdpuss.bsky.social · 18h

stolas trying on the verosika lingerie bc she gifted it to him and blitz walking in like “what the fuck is my life rn”

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khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 18h

me, working on a kinktober story: “oh god, I’m going to get so repetitive after 31 stories, I’m no good at this, I’m going to put out trash”

me, remembering the actual published books ppl read and lust over

me: “every fanfic author in the hellaverse is in the top 1% of smut writers, including me”

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🔞 Big Bird 🔞 @twotontoucan.bsky.social · 21h

From the Blossoms Comes the Sweetness of Honey.

Collab with @helluvalotofbutt.bsky.social! Please read their fantastic fic, link bellow!

#FatFur #Stolitz #Feederism #Feedism

A digital illustration of Stolas and Blitzo from Helluva Boss. Blitz enthusiastically shoves a big piece of chocolate cake to Stolas' mouth, who looks flustered. His tummy is peeking from his clothes and his upper set of eyes are rolling backwards, meanwhile Blitz's tail is wagging mischievously.

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