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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, hellaverse brain rot, 18+ acct
29 | writer, cryptid | they/them
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29 | writer, cryptid | they/them
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueakparker/pseuds/pipsqueakparker
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i'm still catching up on bills & my checks have been falling short to cover everything, so i've got a new prompt available to sponsor & i'm opening for some mini comms
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ko-fi.com/pipsqueakpar...
if ur interested in a mini com you can fill out this form: forms.gle/kvoDMkfGJNMU...
dm w any questions!
closing show day - went to the bathroom to hit my pen before i had to give my final director’s speech, saw myself in the mirror, & realized i reverted to my new york art student energy today
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
closing show day - went to the bathroom to hit my pen before i had to give my final director’s speech, saw myself in the mirror, & realized i reverted to my new york art student energy today
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Stolas devastated to discover that Blitzø turned off his show to put on the news while he was doing his skincare routine
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Stolas devastated to discover that Blitzø turned off his show to put on the news while he was doing his skincare routine
guys maybe i should just write a weird romance book about student hall councils bc lemme tell you the student council at nyu were some of the most dramatic and dastardly tales. the things those weird rich kids did — ugh and i have my own shitty president stories
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
guys maybe i should just write a weird romance book about student hall councils bc lemme tell you the student council at nyu were some of the most dramatic and dastardly tales. the things those weird rich kids did — ugh and i have my own shitty president stories
ohmk but lissen - fckin college au where stolas is an RA and blitz is the problem resident on his floor who keeps getting outta trouble by fucking stolas over it instead
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ohmk but lissen - fckin college au where stolas is an RA and blitz is the problem resident on his floor who keeps getting outta trouble by fucking stolas over it instead
blitz making every day tasks more ~fun~ by doing things like eating stolas out while he makes phone calls to the pharmacy
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
blitz making every day tasks more ~fun~ by doing things like eating stolas out while he makes phone calls to the pharmacy
i want stolitz in matching pjs but the sizes are all off cause they got em mixed up or smt idk just imagine blitz swimming in the top meant for stolas’ long ass torso or stolas’ thick ass thighs bustin out of shorts meant for an imp ass
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i want stolitz in matching pjs but the sizes are all off cause they got em mixed up or smt idk just imagine blitz swimming in the top meant for stolas’ long ass torso or stolas’ thick ass thighs bustin out of shorts meant for an imp ass
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One of my absolute favorite things about Hazbin Hotel is that it’s sincere and unafraid to pull the most powerful and emotional My Little Pony move you’ve ever seen and also has the freedom to call it “that gay shit” like five minutes later
It feels like some of the viewers of Helluva & Hazbin have some kind of amnesia, because it feels like every few months they need to relearn that these shows are soap operas about finding family and forgiveness at their cores. Like it ALWAYS surprises them.
Anyways, Hear My Hope kicks ass.
Anyways, Hear My Hope kicks ass.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One of my absolute favorite things about Hazbin Hotel is that it’s sincere and unafraid to pull the most powerful and emotional My Little Pony move you’ve ever seen and also has the freedom to call it “that gay shit” like five minutes later
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November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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One thing these shows understand really well is that a pathetic person is often a whole lot scarier than a cool or menacing one.
Most of the world's issues aren't caused by badass evil super soldiers -- they're caused by feelble-minded, insecure LOSERS.
Most of the world's issues aren't caused by badass evil super soldiers -- they're caused by feelble-minded, insecure LOSERS.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
One thing these shows understand really well is that a pathetic person is often a whole lot scarier than a cool or menacing one.
Most of the world's issues aren't caused by badass evil super soldiers -- they're caused by feelble-minded, insecure LOSERS.
Most of the world's issues aren't caused by badass evil super soldiers -- they're caused by feelble-minded, insecure LOSERS.
i also got a new medicine 🙃 that will hopefully help a lot of different things, but 🙃 bc to get it covered i did have to have a new diagnoses slapped onto my chart. which. i know they’re all just words, it doesn’t have to mean anything. but it’s just. a very heavy hitter for me.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i also got a new medicine 🙃 that will hopefully help a lot of different things, but 🙃 bc to get it covered i did have to have a new diagnoses slapped onto my chart. which. i know they’re all just words, it doesn’t have to mean anything. but it’s just. a very heavy hitter for me.
the bad news is i do in fact feel like i have annoyed anyone that could possibly care abt me by just being a miserable cunt
the good news is i finally have my ‘stop being a miserable cunt’ meds again so ig if you haven’t given up on me yet maybe it’ll get better?
the good news is i finally have my ‘stop being a miserable cunt’ meds again so ig if you haven’t given up on me yet maybe it’ll get better?
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the bad news is i do in fact feel like i have annoyed anyone that could possibly care abt me by just being a miserable cunt
the good news is i finally have my ‘stop being a miserable cunt’ meds again so ig if you haven’t given up on me yet maybe it’ll get better?
the good news is i finally have my ‘stop being a miserable cunt’ meds again so ig if you haven’t given up on me yet maybe it’ll get better?
vox and alastor both died like at their peak no wonder they’re both still so power hungry and angry in hell
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
vox and alastor both died like at their peak no wonder they’re both still so power hungry and angry in hell
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stolas getting a job at the dick sucking factory and accidentally shows up when everyone else is on strike, fuckin scab
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
stolas getting a job at the dick sucking factory and accidentally shows up when everyone else is on strike, fuckin scab
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My elder emo ass when Patrick Stump's part in Hear My Hope started:
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My elder emo ass when Patrick Stump's part in Hear My Hope started:
signs that my mental health is flailing at best…. (also the entirely too expensive but necessary trip to the dispensary yesterday)
my texts were also up to 150 this morning but i did get through those
my texts were also up to 150 this morning but i did get through those
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
signs that my mental health is flailing at best…. (also the entirely too expensive but necessary trip to the dispensary yesterday)
my texts were also up to 150 this morning but i did get through those
my texts were also up to 150 this morning but i did get through those
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November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
maybe the casual hazbin fans are gonna be shook realizing abel is patrick stump - but imagine the casual FOB fans that became casual hazbin fans looking around like “…pete?”
(i was the casual FOB fan that did not realize pete wentz wasn’t the lead vocals for years)
(i was the casual FOB fan that did not realize pete wentz wasn’t the lead vocals for years)
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
maybe the casual hazbin fans are gonna be shook realizing abel is patrick stump - but imagine the casual FOB fans that became casual hazbin fans looking around like “…pete?”
(i was the casual FOB fan that did not realize pete wentz wasn’t the lead vocals for years)
(i was the casual FOB fan that did not realize pete wentz wasn’t the lead vocals for years)
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Vaggi 🤝 Blitzø
*Modified their names to reclaim them
*Have a special accessory they wear everywhere
*Present their battle plans using doodles
*In love with a royal who needs a gentle dose of reality on occasion
*Fiercely protective
*Modified their names to reclaim them
*Have a special accessory they wear everywhere
*Present their battle plans using doodles
*In love with a royal who needs a gentle dose of reality on occasion
*Fiercely protective
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Vaggi 🤝 Blitzø
*Modified their names to reclaim them
*Have a special accessory they wear everywhere
*Present their battle plans using doodles
*In love with a royal who needs a gentle dose of reality on occasion
*Fiercely protective
*Modified their names to reclaim them
*Have a special accessory they wear everywhere
*Present their battle plans using doodles
*In love with a royal who needs a gentle dose of reality on occasion
*Fiercely protective
seeing how directly their sinners forms can be tied to their life on earth/death just really makes me wanna know why val is a fucking moth
and vel was definitely dismembered
and vel was definitely dismembered
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
seeing how directly their sinners forms can be tied to their life on earth/death just really makes me wanna know why val is a fucking moth
and vel was definitely dismembered
and vel was definitely dismembered
one of charlie’s core messages being “the power of friendship” may be cheesy as fuck but it’s true. literally no one manages to do anything alone, even alastor needed charlie and vox to break his deal - maybe his deals aren’t ‘friendship’, but he needs people to get anywhere too IDK just thots
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
one of charlie’s core messages being “the power of friendship” may be cheesy as fuck but it’s true. literally no one manages to do anything alone, even alastor needed charlie and vox to break his deal - maybe his deals aren’t ‘friendship’, but he needs people to get anywhere too IDK just thots
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I really gotta stay alive to see the rest of both these shows huh
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I really gotta stay alive to see the rest of both these shows huh
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It is actually SO fucking vital that Charlie never said “sorry” again after Angel chewed her out in Behind Closed Doors.
She acts.
She tells Vaggi she was right. She tells her it *wasn’t* okay she treated her the way that she did. She admits that she DID fail.
#HazbinHotelS2Spoilers
She acts.
She tells Vaggi she was right. She tells her it *wasn’t* okay she treated her the way that she did. She admits that she DID fail.
#HazbinHotelS2Spoilers
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It is actually SO fucking vital that Charlie never said “sorry” again after Angel chewed her out in Behind Closed Doors.
She acts.
She tells Vaggi she was right. She tells her it *wasn’t* okay she treated her the way that she did. She admits that she DID fail.
#HazbinHotelS2Spoilers
She acts.
She tells Vaggi she was right. She tells her it *wasn’t* okay she treated her the way that she did. She admits that she DID fail.
#HazbinHotelS2Spoilers
i’m so normal over the fact that val and vel genuinely care about vox
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i’m so normal over the fact that val and vel genuinely care about vox
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Part 2, Blitz really care for the well being of Stolas :3 But Stolas really want his fun tonight >=3
#HelluvaBoss
#Stolitz
#HelluvaBoss
#Stolitz
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Part 2, Blitz really care for the well being of Stolas :3 But Stolas really want his fun tonight >=3
#HelluvaBoss
#Stolitz
#HelluvaBoss
#Stolitz