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hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells.

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it's time.

Stolas Smoking A Bong Week returns this March.
March 2nd-6th 2026
Prompts and dates below.

The boy must be zooted thusly with fics and arts and what not.

#StolasBong26
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February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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✨HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY✨
The Polycule Server had an sweet Valentine's exchange and I had the honor to draw a gift art for @silverservererror.bsky.social 💕
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#helluvaboss #royalimps #stolitz #fizzarozzie #stolitzarozzie
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
YESSSSSS this was so fantastic I loved it so much
The final chapter of my #helluvaminibang2025 fic ;_;
thank you again to my lovely artists @vvenuspng.bsky.social and @chelseyelric.bsky.social !!!
this has been an insane rollercoaster.
now please Enjoy
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social

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February 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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human m&m dessgigns #mandm #helluvaboss
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Day 6: Playfighting

Or….Stolas learning to defend himself 😌💕

#HelluValentine2026 #HelluValentine #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss @helluvalentine.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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two kids video calling for the first time #helluvaboss #stolitz
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Happy Valentines @kayzowl.com 🧡 I went for the romantic boat tunnel with a… Blitzø spin! Hope you like it #StolitzTineExchange26
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
it's 👏his 👏 day 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🦎
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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caught u looking
December 1, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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I mean, what else can I say? The third season can't come soon enough~
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
every generation gets the wholock they deserve anyway unrelated to anything I just said my entire feed is radioapple all the goddamn time
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Vox looking like a thrift store monitor is really funny
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
TFW you keep breaking your kettles by boiling hot dogs in them:
I have a confession. Sometimes I make tea by microwaving my water. 😔
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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An Angel sketch request for one of my Patrons~ 💕
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelfanart #AngelDust
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Blitz: got a weird question you're going to say no to

Verosika: absolutely not

B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you

V: it's no, no always

B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question

V: what is it

B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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yeehaw! .・。✭・.✫ . #helluvaboss
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Omfg the gaymer is here
Barbie Wire and Verosika trying to survive a hot summer day
#helluvabossfanart
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Series finale is Stolas sitting at Blitz's grave like two hundred years in the future and having a picnic and going "you were one hell of a boss" over the opening organs of "Walk of Life"
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
yelling screaming doing the tex avery wolf banging on the table with a chair
Chapter 4 of my #helluvaminibang2025 fic is up!!
🔞 we've made it gang 🔞
also im posting the LAST chapter friday and not tomorrow WHOOPSIE. take nsfw stolitz as my apology gift.
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social

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February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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said it before and I'll say it again: if you can copy/paste any couple into a sex scene, then it's not a good sex scene
intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I feel like the majority of the fanfiction I write is to inform people younger than me about things like steely dan, failed politicians from the 90s, and Charles motherfucking Grodin youtu.be/W3GsHtZu0Bw?...
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM