blitzødeathpose
@blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells.
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
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Hallmark Christmas Movie AU where Stella hires IMP's baking service to bake for her party, forces Stolas to check in, and he falls in love with the boss and finds excuses to keep buying from them.
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hallmark Christmas Movie AU where Stella hires IMP's baking service to bake for her party, forces Stolas to check in, and he falls in love with the boss and finds excuses to keep buying from them.
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December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
ain't give no shits for blind boxes no sir, when i was in vegas i lost $80 in 3 minutes. gambling does not suit me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ain't give no shits for blind boxes no sir, when i was in vegas i lost $80 in 3 minutes. gambling does not suit me.
when you see like a bug or a dog behind someone you're talking to, or if the person you're talking to is a kind of bug or dog
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossAPOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
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December 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
when you see like a bug or a dog behind someone you're talking to, or if the person you're talking to is a kind of bug or dog
Abel: Pete, Pete Pete, big Pete
Pete: what what is it abe it's 2am
A: *rolls over and shows this to Peter at full screen brightness*
P:.........there's gotta be a way right
A: I'm saying!!!!
Pete: what what is it abe it's 2am
A: *rolls over and shows this to Peter at full screen brightness*
P:.........there's gotta be a way right
A: I'm saying!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Abel: Pete, Pete Pete, big Pete
Pete: what what is it abe it's 2am
A: *rolls over and shows this to Peter at full screen brightness*
P:.........there's gotta be a way right
A: I'm saying!!!!
Pete: what what is it abe it's 2am
A: *rolls over and shows this to Peter at full screen brightness*
P:.........there's gotta be a way right
A: I'm saying!!!!
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bugs when you lift up a rock
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
bugs when you lift up a rock
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All I got in my sinsmas cracker this year was a screwdriver :c
Original Comic: @42paintbrushes.bsky.social
Blitzø: @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzo #HelluvaBossFanart
Original Comic: @42paintbrushes.bsky.social
Blitzø: @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzo #HelluvaBossFanart
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
All I got in my sinsmas cracker this year was a screwdriver :c
Original Comic: @42paintbrushes.bsky.social
Blitzø: @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzo #HelluvaBossFanart
Original Comic: @42paintbrushes.bsky.social
Blitzø: @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzo #HelluvaBossFanart
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December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Stolas watching all three fesh pince videos on a loop, stone faced, mouth incredibly dry
Blitz: hey bud you get any sleep last night
Stolas: did he not feel paaaain when he was huUUrrrt
Blitz: hey bud you get any sleep last night
Stolas: did he not feel paaaain when he was huUUrrrt
December 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Stolas watching all three fesh pince videos on a loop, stone faced, mouth incredibly dry
Blitz: hey bud you get any sleep last night
Stolas: did he not feel paaaain when he was huUUrrrt
Blitz: hey bud you get any sleep last night
Stolas: did he not feel paaaain when he was huUUrrrt
ai will never replace me
Thank you @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social I'm going to frame him
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ai will never replace me
okay but sincerely where's the official hb/hh/spindlehorse monthly wall calendar
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
okay but sincerely where's the official hb/hh/spindlehorse monthly wall calendar
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happy stolitzmas and merry (belated) sinsmas!! 💖💖
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
happy stolitzmas and merry (belated) sinsmas!! 💖💖
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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Flashbacks to Charlie and Vaggi’s respective childhoods, probably (I’m kidding, please):
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Flashbacks to Charlie and Vaggi’s respective childhoods, probably (I’m kidding, please):
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I DID THIS SKETCH BEFORE SINSMAS IS OUT BUT IT ENDED UP MORE POSITIVE THAN I EXPECTED💫😭
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
December 21, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I DID THIS SKETCH BEFORE SINSMAS IS OUT BUT IT ENDED UP MORE POSITIVE THAN I EXPECTED💫😭
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
I'm taking a year long break from being as professional a musician as I've been, so that gives me more time to be on here so
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word yeah .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word yeah .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm taking a year long break from being as professional a musician as I've been, so that gives me more time to be on here so
"nobody here knows I'm still very much in love with the man they hate"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossAPOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
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December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"nobody here knows I'm still very much in love with the man they hate"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
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"Hi bluesky. I forgot this place existed!"
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
To the influx of artists and people about to join in from another stupid move by shitty bird app, actually use this place. Genuinely, if you just make an account and leave, then there's no point. Try to post here whenever you can.
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Hi bluesky. I forgot this place existed!"
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
Sallie May in the discord: I need me one of them maids a milking
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sallie May in the discord: I need me one of them maids a milking
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
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MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
he's ten and he has the face of an exhausted alcoholic 35 year old, poor kid
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE CIRCUS (S2E1)
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December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
he's ten and he has the face of an exhausted alcoholic 35 year old, poor kid
stolas: what's a muppet
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
stolas: what's a muppet
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
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They don't WANT artists on X. Because artists have this pesky little habit of thinking for themselves and creating little glimmering lights in the dark.
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
They don't WANT artists on X. Because artists have this pesky little habit of thinking for themselves and creating little glimmering lights in the dark.
MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
i wish every one of the artists on twitter i followed came over here but also everyone not being here yet means i can make old jokes and not get called out for posting another picture of stolas and saying "The Grinch"
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i wish every one of the artists on twitter i followed came over here but also everyone not being here yet means i can make old jokes and not get called out for posting another picture of stolas and saying "The Grinch"