blitzødeathpose
@blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells.
33, trans lady, she/her
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33, trans lady, she/her
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it's time.
Stolas Smoking A Bong Week returns this March.
March 2nd-6th 2026
Prompts and dates below.
The boy must be zooted thusly with fics and arts and what not.
#StolasBong26
it's time.
Stolas Smoking A Bong Week returns this March.
March 2nd-6th 2026
Prompts and dates below.
The boy must be zooted thusly with fics and arts and what not.
#StolasBong26
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February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
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✨HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY✨
The Polycule Server had an sweet Valentine's exchange and I had the honor to draw a gift art for @silverservererror.bsky.social 💕
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#helluvaboss #royalimps #stolitz #fizzarozzie #stolitzarozzie
The Polycule Server had an sweet Valentine's exchange and I had the honor to draw a gift art for @silverservererror.bsky.social 💕
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#helluvaboss #royalimps #stolitz #fizzarozzie #stolitzarozzie
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
✨HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY✨
The Polycule Server had an sweet Valentine's exchange and I had the honor to draw a gift art for @silverservererror.bsky.social 💕
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#helluvaboss #royalimps #stolitz #fizzarozzie #stolitzarozzie
The Polycule Server had an sweet Valentine's exchange and I had the honor to draw a gift art for @silverservererror.bsky.social 💕
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#helluvaboss #royalimps #stolitz #fizzarozzie #stolitzarozzie
YESSSSSS this was so fantastic I loved it so much
The final chapter of my #helluvaminibang2025 fic ;_;
thank you again to my lovely artists @vvenuspng.bsky.social and @chelseyelric.bsky.social !!!
this has been an insane rollercoaster.
now please Enjoy
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
🔗below⬇️
thank you again to my lovely artists @vvenuspng.bsky.social and @chelseyelric.bsky.social !!!
this has been an insane rollercoaster.
now please Enjoy
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
🔗below⬇️
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
YESSSSSS this was so fantastic I loved it so much
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human m&m dessgigns #mandm #helluvaboss
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
human m&m dessgigns #mandm #helluvaboss
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Day 6: Playfighting
Or….Stolas learning to defend himself 😌💕
#HelluValentine2026 #HelluValentine #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss @helluvalentine.bsky.social
Or….Stolas learning to defend himself 😌💕
#HelluValentine2026 #HelluValentine #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss @helluvalentine.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Day 6: Playfighting
Or….Stolas learning to defend himself 😌💕
#HelluValentine2026 #HelluValentine #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss @helluvalentine.bsky.social
Or….Stolas learning to defend himself 😌💕
#HelluValentine2026 #HelluValentine #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss @helluvalentine.bsky.social
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two kids video calling for the first time #helluvaboss #stolitz
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
two kids video calling for the first time #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Happy Valentines @kayzowl.com 🧡 I went for the romantic boat tunnel with a… Blitzø spin! Hope you like it #StolitzTineExchange26
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Happy Valentines @kayzowl.com 🧡 I went for the romantic boat tunnel with a… Blitzø spin! Hope you like it #StolitzTineExchange26
it's 👏his 👏 day 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🦎
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
it's 👏his 👏 day 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🦎
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I mean, what else can I say? The third season can't come soon enough~
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I mean, what else can I say? The third season can't come soon enough~
every generation gets the wholock they deserve anyway unrelated to anything I just said my entire feed is radioapple all the goddamn time
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
every generation gets the wholock they deserve anyway unrelated to anything I just said my entire feed is radioapple all the goddamn time
Vox looking like a thrift store monitor is really funny
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Vox looking like a thrift store monitor is really funny
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February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
TFW you keep breaking your kettles by boiling hot dogs in them:
I have a confession. Sometimes I make tea by microwaving my water. 😔
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
TFW you keep breaking your kettles by boiling hot dogs in them:
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February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Blitz: got a weird question you're going to say no to
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Blitz: got a weird question you're going to say no to
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
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Omfg the gaymer is here
Barbie Wire and Verosika trying to survive a hot summer day
#helluvabossfanart
#helluvabossfanart
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Omfg the gaymer is here
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when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
Series finale is Stolas sitting at Blitz's grave like two hundred years in the future and having a picnic and going "you were one hell of a boss" over the opening organs of "Walk of Life"
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Series finale is Stolas sitting at Blitz's grave like two hundred years in the future and having a picnic and going "you were one hell of a boss" over the opening organs of "Walk of Life"
when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
yelling screaming doing the tex avery wolf banging on the table with a chair
Chapter 4 of my #helluvaminibang2025 fic is up!!
🔞 we've made it gang 🔞
also im posting the LAST chapter friday and not tomorrow WHOOPSIE. take nsfw stolitz as my apology gift.
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
🔗below⬇️
🔞 we've made it gang 🔞
also im posting the LAST chapter friday and not tomorrow WHOOPSIE. take nsfw stolitz as my apology gift.
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
🔗below⬇️
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
yelling screaming doing the tex avery wolf banging on the table with a chair
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said it before and I'll say it again: if you can copy/paste any couple into a sex scene, then it's not a good sex scene
intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
said it before and I'll say it again: if you can copy/paste any couple into a sex scene, then it's not a good sex scene
I feel like the majority of the fanfiction I write is to inform people younger than me about things like steely dan, failed politicians from the 90s, and Charles motherfucking Grodin youtu.be/W3GsHtZu0Bw?...
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I feel like the majority of the fanfiction I write is to inform people younger than me about things like steely dan, failed politicians from the 90s, and Charles motherfucking Grodin youtu.be/W3GsHtZu0Bw?...